I Can't Get It Out Of My Head...Game

Saturday, January 7, 2006 by PoSmedley | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

So, I'm standing in line at the Sunoco...and some hyperactive-yuppie-dweebtard behind me starts singing.."Chim-chimeny-chim-chimeny-chim chim cheroo..."

It's gonna takes me weeks to get that out of my head.

What's stuck in your head?
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Fuzzy Logic
Reply #141 Monday, March 27, 2006 5:42 PM
You could hear the hoof beats pound
As they raced across the ground
And the clatter of the wheels
As they spun round and round
And he galloped into Market Street
His badge upon his chest
His name was Ernie
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie loved a widow
A lady known as Sue
She lived all alone in Linley Lane
At number twenty two
They said she was too good for him
She was haughty, proud and chic
But Ernie got his cocoa there
Three times every week
They called him Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

She said she'd like to bathe in milk
He said alright sweetheart
And when he finished work one night
He loaded up the cart
He said you wanted pasturised
Coz pasturised is best
She says Ernie I'll be happy
If it comes up to me chest
And that tickled old Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie had a rival
An evil looking man
Called Two Ton Ted from Teddington
And he drove the bakers van
He tempted her with his treacle tarts
And his tasty wholemeal bread
And when she saw the size
Of his hot meat pies
It very near turned her head
She nearly swooned at his macaroon
And he said now if you treat me right
You'll have hot rolls evry morning
And crumpets every night
He knew once she'd sampled his layer cake
He'd have his wicked way
And all Ernie had to offer
Was a pint of milk a day
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

One lunchtime Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four
And as he leaped down from of his van
Hot blood through his veins did course
And he went across to Ernie's cart
And he didnarf kick his horse
Who's name was Trigger (Trigger)
And he pulled the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie rushed out into the street
His goldtop in his hand
He said if you want to marry susie
You'll fight for her like a man
Oh why don't we play cards for her
He sneeringly replied
And just to make it interesting
We'll have a shilling on the side
Now Ernie dragged him from his van
And beneath the blazing sun
They stood there face to face
And Ted went for his bun
But Ernie was to quick
Things didn't go the way ted planned
And a strawberry flavoured youghurt
Sent it spinning from his hand
Now Sue she ran between them
And tried to keep them apart
And Ernie pushed her aside
And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
And he looked up in pained surprise
As the concrete hardened crust
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye
And Ernie bit the dust
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Ernie was only fifty-two, he didn't want to die
Now he's gone to make deliveries
In that milkround in the sky
Where the customers are angels
And ferocious dogs are banned
And a milkmans life is full of fun
In that fairy dairy land
But a woman's needs are many fold
And Sue she married Ted
But strange things happened on their wedding night
As they lay in their bed
Was that the trees a rustling
Or the hinges of the gate
Or Ernies ghostly goldtop a rattling in their crate
They won't forget Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

aimzzz
Reply #142 Monday, March 27, 2006 5:57 PM
Wow. Fuzzy-- so sad, so deep (chest deep)

Got a chocolate Po' to go with that milk?

starkers
Reply #143 Monday, March 27, 2006 9:07 PM
The Fastest Milk Cart in the West.....now that takes me back a few years.....

Ah...Benny Hill, forever the naughty schoolboy, with a lecherous grin permanently tattooed on his face and a mischievous twinkle in one eye....and most likely preferring it came well below her chest, the milk, that is.

it has been assumed in music circles either Mick Jagger or Warren Beatty.


According to an article I read some years ago, music industry sources were quoted as saying Mick Jagger did some of the backup vocals on 'You're so Vain'

I heard a couple of public renditions recently....Country Bumpkin, originally by Cal Smith. The guy did a pretty decent take off, 10 outta 10.....

The other was Pheasant Plucker's Son.....but the performer was asked to cease and desist by police cos he kept getting stuff frack to bont, much to the amusement of many who stopped to listen....'cepting the cops

Cynder-Elluh
Reply #144 Wednesday, March 29, 2006 11:06 PM

Kim Carnes, oldie for the very early 80's....
I was listening and now it's there, in my brain, I hope gone soon

She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll expose you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
She's ferocious
And she knows just what it Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys Think she's a spy,
she's got Bette Davis eyes
And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious
And she knows just what it Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys Think she's a spy,
she's got Bette Davis eyes

Cynder-Elluh
Reply #145 Wednesday, March 29, 2006 11:08 PM
ccording to an article I read some years ago, music industry sources were quoted as saying Mick Jagger did some of the backup vocals on 'You're so Vain'


I believe you are correct, sir.... Carly Simon sang it, I am sure others did, but she was tops "in my book!"

TheGuyPC
Reply #146 Wednesday, March 29, 2006 11:44 PM
Fish heads, fish heads
Rolly Polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, YUMMMM!

I just turned my kids on to Dr. Demento. Now it's all I hear day after day.

PoSmedley
Reply #147 Thursday, March 30, 2006 1:02 AM
I did the same with my step=son. Even made him a CD. All ihear is fish-heads..or even worse...(but I love it)....

Dead puppies, dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun
no, no, no

aimzzz
Reply #148 Wednesday, April 12, 2006 12:00 PM
Stuck, in the best sort of way...

When you're down and troubled
and you need a helping hand
and nothing, whoa nothing is going right.
Close your eyes and think of me
and soon I will be there
to brighten up even your darkest nights.

You just call out my name,
and you know whereever I am
I'll come running, oh yeah baby
to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
all you have to do is call
and I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've got a friend.

If the sky above you
should turn dark and full of clouds
and that old north wind should begin to blow
Keep your head together and call my name out loud
and soon I will be knocking upon your door.
You just call out my name and you know where ever I am
I'll come running to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer or fall
all you got to do is call
and I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got a friend?
People can be so cold.
They'll hurt you and desert you.
Well they'll take your soul if you let them.
Oh yeah, but don't you let them.

You just call out my name and you know wherever I am
I'll come running to see you again.
Oh babe, don't you know that,
Winter spring summer or fall,
Hey now, all you've got to do is call.
Lord, I'll be there, yes I will.
You've got a friend.
You've got a friend.
Ain't it good to know you've got a friend.
Ain't it good to know you've got a friend.
You've got a friend.

-- James Taylor

PoSmedley
Reply #149 Wednesday, April 12, 2006 12:06 PM
I like Carol Kings version better.

aimzzz
Reply #150 Wednesday, April 12, 2006 12:12 PM
I do too, but James Taylor wrote it...

aimzzz
Reply #151 Thursday, April 13, 2006 7:12 AM
Good morning to you,
Doo doodle-ly doo,
Good morning, good morning,
Good morning to you.


Cynder-Elluh
Reply #152 Friday, April 14, 2006 2:27 AM
Not another one stuck, lyrics and tune......... "good grief"
Car Wash Rose Royce

Ooh ooh
You might not ever get rich
But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch
There ain't no tellin' who you might meet
A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief
(Workin')
At the car wash
Workin' at the car wash, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin' ya'all
(Car wash, girl) Ooh!
Some of the work gets kinda hard
This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about the car wash, girl
Come on, ya'all and sing it for me..................
"MY CAR NEEDS A BATH"

starkers
Reply #153 Monday, April 17, 2006 10:41 PM
Was minding my own business while waiting at a bus stop when this guy walks past singing......"I'm a sweet transvestite...." Now that tune/song is stuck in my head.

I dunno if it's the catchy tune or whether it's because he was really dressed for the part

On his way to a fancy dress party? Who knows....can never be sure around these parts

PoSmedley
Reply #154 Tuesday, April 18, 2006 1:42 AM
"I said 'Hey, man, take a walk on the wild side..'
I said 'Hey, man, take a walk on the wild side..'"

starkers
Reply #155 Tuesday, April 18, 2006 3:48 AM
"I said 'Hey, man, take a walk on the wild side..'
I said 'Hey, man, take a walk on the wild side..


I'll say it was on the 'wild side'.....wouldn't catch me dressed like that. This guy went the 'full monty' as far as cross dressing goes....Tim Curry would be green with envy

BTW....Lou Reed's 'Walk on the Wild Side' is tops.

aimzzz
Reply #156 Wednesday, April 19, 2006 7:40 PM
Posting this one makes me cringe, but this thread won't be complete without it-- somebody had to do it...

See the tree how big it's grown but friend it hasn't been too long it wasn't big
I laughed at her and she got mad the first day that she planted it was just a twig
Then first snow came and she ran out to brush the snow away so it wouldn't die
Came running in all excited slipped and almost hurt herself and I laughed till I cried
She was always young at heart kinda dumb and kinda smart I loved her so



If you want any more, you have to get it yourself...

aimzzz
Reply #157 Wednesday, April 19, 2006 7:47 PM
I may have sacrificed my peace of mind for the rest of the night to post that song for you...

starkers
Reply #158 Wednesday, April 19, 2006 9:29 PM
I may have sacrificed my peace of mind for the rest of the night to post that song for you.


And now that you've sacrificed mine as well, I'm gonna 'knock twice on the pipe' all through the night so you can't sleep either.

And if you try counting sheep.....I'll arrange it with the 'Dream Police' to have 'yellow ribbons' tied around their necks and laurels made out of 'old oak tree' leaves.

aimzzz
Reply #159 Wednesday, April 19, 2006 9:54 PM

aimzzz
Reply #160 Wednesday, April 19, 2006 9:55 PM
Where's that thumper when ya need it?

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