I'm Soooo helpful....Sainthood Must Surely Be Next
and/or an Internet Peace Prize..LOL
Tuesday, December 13, 2005 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
The following correspondence made me feel worthwhile and so good about myself, I decided to celebrate my new-found hero status with a bottle of non-alcoholic wine and treated me to a box of chocolates..............
Dear
I am happy to inform you about my great success in transfering the fund
USD15.500.000.00 (Fiftheen Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) with
the
help of my new partiner in Australia. I am very sorry it didnt work out
for
us, not my fault you know that. We tried vigouriously but it couldnt
reall
work between us.
Presently, I am in LONDON, ENGLAND for investment project with my own
share
of the fund. Meanwhile, I didnt forget your past efforts and honest
attempts
to assist me in transfering this fund though, we could not transfer
this
fund due to the frustration and blackmail at that time in the bank.
For the assistance you gave me during that period my good friend, I
want to
compensate you with the sum of (USD800.000.00 Eight hundred thousand
dollars)for strongly standing by me and all the money you spent during
that
unforgetable time. I am fully aware that the fund I am compensating you
with
for your past effort is small but please,kindly take it.
As soon as I am through with my investment project I will get in touch
with
you ok. Please contact my secretary SIR EMMANUEL ONYEKACHUKWU now for
further information regarding the compersation fund for you on his
direct
Email: [email protected]
for directives and payment into your account immediately. I have paid
the
money into (UNION BANK PLC) My secretary will tell you on how the fund
will
be paid to you and how to contact this bank.
Honestly, your efforts was highly appreciated. Be free to contact my
secretary with an instruction on where to pay the money ok. Secondly,
do let
me know immediately you receive the compersation fund on my same email
address as you have it for sharing of joy after a long time.
At the moment, I am very busy with my partiner/ business counterpart in
the
area of investment in LONDON, ENGLAND. I think we may be free of it
all.
Thank God that everything is working accordinly at the moment.
Finally,remember that I had forwarded instruction to my secretary on
your
behalf to send the fund to you.So feel free and get in touch with him.
Regards
PRINCE PETER OKOYE.....................
Now I just wanna know what I did to deserve it....no correspondence was ever entered into. 
WebGizmos
Reply #3 Tuesday, December 13, 2005 11:44 AM
Reply #3 Tuesday, December 13, 2005 11:44 AM
You should write him back and thank him for the funds. 
Jafo
Reply #4 Tuesday, December 13, 2005 6:03 PM
Reply #4 Tuesday, December 13, 2005 6:03 PM
| You should write him back and thank him for the funds. |
And say that you have invested them in the Nigerian White Supremacy Movement....
Or the People's Front Of Judea [not the Judean People's Front - bloody splinter group]...
starkers
Reply #5 Tuesday, December 13, 2005 6:10 PM
Yeah, that does have a nice ring to it.....but if not, a knighthood will do. And I'll have that Internet Peace Prize in a gilded frame, thank you!
As for sharing my fortune, we'll I'd have already done so but for the frustration and blackmail at the bank. Bastards!!! Right on Xmas as well...just when we coulda used it most.
Oh well, if I hurry and give all my personal details, I can have one almighty New Years party.
Reply #5 Tuesday, December 13, 2005 6:10 PM
| Saint Starkers, nice ring to it! You will be sharing your fortune with all of us here at WC , right?! |
Yeah, that does have a nice ring to it.....but if not, a knighthood will do. And I'll have that Internet Peace Prize in a gilded frame, thank you!
As for sharing my fortune, we'll I'd have already done so but for the frustration and blackmail at the bank. Bastards!!! Right on Xmas as well...just when we coulda used it most.
Oh well, if I hurry and give all my personal details, I can have one almighty New Years party.
thomassen
Reply #6 Tuesday, December 13, 2005 6:43 PM
Reply #6 Tuesday, December 13, 2005 6:43 PM
and not to mention the Judean Popular People's Front... tsk tsk
starkers
Reply #7 Tuesday, December 13, 2005 6:49 PM
That is so tempting....and that a splinter group, 'Nigerian Internet Imposters Assassination Squad' will now be receiving a shipment to finally furnish their tools of trade.
Reply #7 Tuesday, December 13, 2005 6:49 PM
| And say that you have invested them in the Nigerian White Supremacy Movement... |
That is so tempting....and that a splinter group, 'Nigerian Internet Imposters Assassination Squad' will now be receiving a shipment to finally furnish their tools of trade.
starkers
Reply #8 Wednesday, December 14, 2005 8:12 PM
Reply #8 Wednesday, December 14, 2005 8:12 PM
Update
Geez, with all this money coming in, what am I going to do with myself? Once I've bought everything I ever wanted or needed, I'm gonna have such a huge surplus that maybe I'll have to start sending out 'like-minded' emails to give it away
Scientific Games Corporation
4th Quarter 2005 Financial Results
Monday 12th, December , 2005
8:30 AM Eastern Time
Winning reference number is: SG122568CCD.
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Fax: +31-847-483-060
Email: [email protected]
Be informed that Dr. Phil B. Duncan will be responsible for the processing and transfer of your winnings amount to you. Note that your winning must be claimed not later than 20th of December 2005 otherwise you will forfeit your winning prize to the Independent Lottery Regulatory Agency (ILRA).
Yours Sincerely,
Ms. Pamela Simpson
For: Scientific Games Corporations Proprietor
-----------------------------------------------
IMPORTANT CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This e-mail may contain confidential information and privileged material and it is intended only for the use of the recipient addressed who is a winner in SGI Centenary online draw. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any use, review, retransmission, dissemination, distribution, reproduction or any action taken in reliance upon this message is prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact the sender, Lucky Scientific Games Corporations Proprietor and delete from your in-box. Any disclosure, copying, distribution or action on the contents of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. -
Geez, with all this money coming in, what am I going to do with myself? Once I've bought everything I ever wanted or needed, I'm gonna have such a huge surplus that maybe I'll have to start sending out 'like-minded' emails to give it away
Scientific Games Corporation
4th Quarter 2005 Financial Results
Monday 12th, December , 2005
8:30 AM Eastern Time
Winning reference number is: SG122568CCD.
SGI Centenary draw was sponsored by Scientific Games Corporation of United States of America in celebration of her 31st years Anniversary celebration. Scientific Games invented the secure instant lottery ticket since 1974 and today is the global leader in secure online games manufacturing, producing billions of instant tickets annually. SGI combines unsurpassed capabilities in high-volume of international lottery draws with unprecedented security.
This email is meant to officially inform you that you have won One Million Five Dollars ($1,500,000.00) in the Scientific Games Corporations Centenary online Lottery draw held in United States of America. Your email address won in the Lottery held on Monday, December 12th, 2005.
The humanitarian and "selfless giving efforts of Scientific Games Corporations Proprietor have resulted to the making of five millionaires in this year anniversary. The five winning emails in the Scientific Games Corporations Centenary online Lottery draw were selected randomly from 5 million internet users through our email extractors.
Winning reference number is: SG122568CCD.
To begin your claim, please contact our accredited agent in Europe who will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds from the International Payment Office. You are advised to forward your winning reference numbers and your winning email address, including your contact telephone and fax numbers to the accredited agents
Contact Person: Dr. Phil B. Duncan
Tel: +31-625-204-710
Fax: +31-847-483-060
Email: [email protected]
Be informed that Dr. Phil B. Duncan will be responsible for the processing and transfer of your winnings amount to you. Note that your winning must be claimed not later than 20th of December 2005 otherwise you will forfeit your winning prize to the Independent Lottery Regulatory Agency (ILRA).
Yours Sincerely,
Ms. Pamela Simpson
For: Scientific Games Corporations Proprietor
-----------------------------------------------
IMPORTANT CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This e-mail may contain confidential information and privileged material and it is intended only for the use of the recipient addressed who is a winner in SGI Centenary online draw. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any use, review, retransmission, dissemination, distribution, reproduction or any action taken in reliance upon this message is prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact the sender, Lucky Scientific Games Corporations Proprietor and delete from your in-box. Any disclosure, copying, distribution or action on the contents of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. -
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Reply #1 Tuesday, December 13, 2005 10:00 AM