Did I read that sign correctly?
Wednesday, November 9, 2005 by aimzzz | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
email msg forwarded by my father:
In a Deptartment Store:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK, OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR!
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
In a Deptartment Store:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK, OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR!
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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Bash2cool
Reply #2 Wednesday, November 9, 2005 4:53 PM
Reply #2 Wednesday, November 9, 2005 4:53 PM
| In a Deptartment Store: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW |
Bash2cool
Reply #3 Wednesday, November 9, 2005 5:09 PM
Please STOP!!!!!!
Great...now i spilled water on my keyboard!! My computer isn't going to like this.....
Reply #3 Wednesday, November 9, 2005 5:09 PM
| On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) |
Please STOP!!!!!!
Great...now i spilled water on my keyboard!! My computer isn't going to like this.....
Jafo
Reply #4 Wednesday, November 9, 2005 5:31 PM
Reply #4 Wednesday, November 9, 2005 5:31 PM
On a Computer BIOS message....
KEYBOARD NOT FOUND. PRESS F1 TO CONTINUE.
PoSmedley
Reply #6 Wednesday, November 9, 2005 5:45 PM
Reply #6 Wednesday, November 9, 2005 5:45 PM
Does this count?
I am a huge Stevie Nicks fan (no digs...you'll see why)
A woman I was on a first date with was not too impressed with this. Then, she tells me that Stevie used to live close by. That there was even a sign in front of the house to mark it. After a lot of debate, I let her drive so she could show me where it was.
20 minutes later, we came to the house with the sign in front. It was a big yellow sign that said one
word.
I am a huge Stevie Nicks fan (no digs...you'll see why)
A woman I was on a first date with was not too impressed with this. Then, she tells me that Stevie used to live close by. That there was even a sign in front of the house to mark it. After a lot of debate, I let her drive so she could show me where it was.
20 minutes later, we came to the house with the sign in front. It was a big yellow sign that said one
word.
PoSmedley
Reply #8 Wednesday, November 9, 2005 6:07 PM
Yeah.
On that one she said she knew where Stevie's vocal coach lived.
yadda yadda
She took me to a sheep farm.
Reply #8 Wednesday, November 9, 2005 6:07 PM
| Was there a 2nd date? |
Yeah.
On that one she said she knew where Stevie's vocal coach lived.
yadda yadda
She took me to a sheep farm.
TYCUS
Reply #11 Thursday, November 10, 2005 1:51 AM
Reply #11 Thursday, November 10, 2005 1:51 AM
| On a Computer BIOS message.... KEYBOARD NOT FOUND. PRESS F1 TO CONTINUE. |
starkers
Reply #12 Thursday, November 10, 2005 2:38 AM
Reply #12 Thursday, November 10, 2005 2:38 AM
Notice on the lost property office one day when I was going to school......
Have lost the key for this office, please knock on the staff room door to check for lost property.....Mr Allen.
Have lost the key for this office, please knock on the staff room door to check for lost property.....Mr Allen.
PoSmedley
Reply #13 Thursday, November 10, 2005 5:17 AM
We did get married.
Then I found out that she really did like Stevie Nicks. I mean...RRrreally LIKED Stevie Nicks...and anything else in a skirt.
Reply #13 Thursday, November 10, 2005 5:17 AM
| Are you two married yet? |
We did get married.
Then I found out that she really did like Stevie Nicks. I mean...RRrreally LIKED Stevie Nicks...and anything else in a skirt.
Mithun Pal
Reply #15 Thursday, November 10, 2005 6:20 AM Untitled Document
Reply #15 Thursday, November 10, 2005 6:20 AM
A very popular design for drivers...you don't get caught for not wearing a seat-belt
Indian Railways: 150 years of bringing people closer
Just Do it
Master Card
Colgate strong teeth
Drink Coca-Cola
Cyberworld
Reply #16 Thursday, November 10, 2005 6:54 AM
If seen by a lady this might hurt...wrong statement i believe...
Reply #16 Thursday, November 10, 2005 6:54 AM
| Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? |
If seen by a lady this might hurt...wrong statement i believe...
teddybearcholla
Reply #17 Thursday, November 10, 2005 7:08 AM
Reply #17 Thursday, November 10, 2005 7:08 AM
Good ones, Mithun!!! Developer Cyberworld,
I've seen it both ways, husband and wife!!!
I've seen it both ways, husband and wife!!!
aimzzz
Reply #18 Thursday, November 10, 2005 7:14 AM
Reply #18 Thursday, November 10, 2005 7:14 AM
Himangshu, Thank you for your images from India-- some funny, others poignant
aimzzz
Reply #19 Thursday, November 10, 2005 7:20 AM
Reply #19 Thursday, November 10, 2005 7:20 AM
Cyberworld - I didn't think that one was funny & thought about editing it-- not sure why I didn't. Thanks for the feedback 
starkers
Reply #20 Thursday, November 10, 2005 7:23 AM
My wife and I are really into Stevie nicks and have all her albums, including what she did with Fleetwood Mac, and before that, Chicken Shack for a while with Christine Perfect, later McVie.
My first wife, however, was also into anything in a skirt.....decided to help one night, took home a drunken Scotsman.
Reply #20 Thursday, November 10, 2005 7:23 AM
Then I found out that she really did like Stevie Nicks. I mean...RRrreally LIKED Stevie Nicks...and anything else in a skirt. |
My wife and I are really into Stevie nicks and have all her albums, including what she did with Fleetwood Mac, and before that, Chicken Shack for a while with Christine Perfect, later McVie.
My first wife, however, was also into anything in a skirt.....decided to help one night, took home a drunken Scotsman.
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Reply #1 Wednesday, November 9, 2005 3:29 PM
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS"
These are all good, the above is my favorite!!!