Sleeping Dragon
Reply #2 Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:25 AM 
Don't leave Hollywood, Alicia.
Reply #2 Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:25 AM
| "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." |
Don't leave Hollywood, Alicia.
Cynder-Elluh
Reply #3 Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:30 AM
Reply #3 Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:30 AM
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
Most of those warnings are too strange, mostly because some "person" did that!
And I wonder how many pop singers even know where they are "most" of the time...
- Anonymous Manufacturer
Most of those warnings are too strange, mostly because some "person" did that!
And I wonder how many pop singers even know where they are "most" of the time...
WOM
Reply #4 Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:37 AM
Reply #4 Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:37 AM
I guess some people don't think before they speak. 
Cynder-Elluh
Reply #5 Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:52 AM
you are so right, and then some do think and speak anyway!
Reply #5 Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:52 AM
| guess some people don't think before they speak |
you are so right, and then some do think and speak anyway!
Sleeping Dragon
Reply #6 Saturday, September 24, 2005 10:17 AM
Reply #6 Saturday, September 24, 2005 10:17 AM
"Better to let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
-My Dad
-My Dad
Cynder-Elluh
Reply #7 Saturday, September 24, 2005 10:20 AM
Never pass up a good-chance to "shut your mouth"
My Grandmother and ?
Reply #7 Saturday, September 24, 2005 10:20 AM
Never pass up a good-chance to "shut your mouth"
My Grandmother and ?
Sleeping Dragon
Reply #9 Saturday, September 24, 2005 11:19 AM
Reply #9 Saturday, September 24, 2005 11:19 AM
Some people only open their mouths to change feet.
-My Dad
-My Dad
ExodusCrow
Reply #10 Saturday, September 24, 2005 11:36 AM
Reply #10 Saturday, September 24, 2005 11:36 AM
"I want half of you over here, half of you over there. And the rest with me."
- A wise physics teacher
- A wise physics teacher
I.R. Brainiac
Reply #12 Saturday, September 24, 2005 12:50 PM
Reply #12 Saturday, September 24, 2005 12:50 PM
"I was born a poor black child"(Steve Martin)
_TAPPER_
Reply #13 Saturday, September 24, 2005 11:58 PM
Thought that was Clinton
Reply #13 Saturday, September 24, 2005 11:58 PM
| "I was born a poor black child"(Steve Martin) |
Thought that was Clinton
starkers
Reply #14 Sunday, September 25, 2005 12:44 AM
Reply #14 Sunday, September 25, 2005 12:44 AM
Bellhop at swanky hotel to new arrival: " Follow me sir, I'll be right behind you."
Graffiti I once saw on a London Underground station some years ago: "My mother made me a homosexual."......
And directly underneath, someone else wrote: "If I buy her the wool, would she make me one too?"
Coroners Court lawyer to doctor: " Did you at any time take the deceased man's pulse?"
Doctor: "No, I determined he was already dead."
Lawyer: "How could you have been certain of this?"
Doctor: "His head was in a jar on my desk."
Lawyer: "So he could not have led a productive life, then?
Doctor: "Well I suppose he could have gone to law school."
Yep....That really happened
Graffiti I once saw on a London Underground station some years ago: "My mother made me a homosexual."......
And directly underneath, someone else wrote: "If I buy her the wool, would she make me one too?"
Coroners Court lawyer to doctor: " Did you at any time take the deceased man's pulse?"
Doctor: "No, I determined he was already dead."
Lawyer: "How could you have been certain of this?"
Doctor: "His head was in a jar on my desk."
Lawyer: "So he could not have led a productive life, then?
Doctor: "Well I suppose he could have gone to law school."
Yep....That really happened
starkers
Reply #15 Sunday, September 25, 2005 1:01 AM
Reply #15 Sunday, September 25, 2005 1:01 AM
I was just reminded of a gaff by an Australian radio race caller: "So we have San Fermin first, followed by a close second in Monsuer, Skidoo ran third, and Miss Diva dead last....except for Thunderstruck, who is yet to finish."
Cyberworld
Reply #16 Sunday, September 25, 2005 2:36 AM
Reply #16 Sunday, September 25, 2005 2:36 AM
| Better to let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt |
| Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer |
BoXXi
Reply #17 Sunday, September 25, 2005 8:48 PM
Reply #17 Sunday, September 25, 2005 8:48 PM
"Time flies like an arrow........
Fruit flies like a banana"
BoXXi: 1998.
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Reply #1 Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:00 AM
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach
GO GATORS!