UFO's Exist and the US Has Anti-Gravity!!!
Sunday, July 17, 2005 by joeKnowledge | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
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Reply #163 Monday, February 7, 2011 11:02 PM
The alien informs me that it is so high and yay wide... in other words, effing big.
He also asked me not to tell anyone that his G/f on said occasion was a blow-up doll.
I therefore ask you all for your co-operation in keeping this confidence. 
To put it bluntly, a red-faced alien is not a pretty sight. 
Reply #166 Tuesday, February 8, 2011 8:22 AM
@ Jafo, I have the 'Serenity' movie and subsequent 'Firefly' series on DVD. You? Or was that just poached from YouTube?
Hehe... maybe back then, but the Shat these days would never fit in that grave... such is his rotundness
In fact, it's unlikely he'd fit through Enterprise' cargo bay doors.
Never mind, he's saying a lot of funny sh%t these days to make up for it.
Reply #167 Tuesday, February 8, 2011 8:41 AM
starkers...yes...yes and yes [I think]
One of my fave S/F series and movies....
Reply #168 Tuesday, February 8, 2011 9:47 AM
Been awhile since I've seen that one from Star Trek. Too bad Gary let it go to his head.
BTW ...... the alien says it was ... dum. 
Reply #169 Tuesday, February 8, 2011 7:45 PM
Captain's Log: stardate 2584.7.
Beamed down for a crap...
Kirk out.
Reply #170 Wednesday, February 9, 2011 12:43 AM
One of my fave S/F series and movies...
One of mine, too... but then I'm quite partial to pretty much anything sci-fi, given it is my favourite TV/movie genre. I recently acquired the box set of Farscape... picked it up cheap at a garage sale for 40 bucks and in VGC
Beamed down for a crap...
Kirk out.
Kirk back in again...
Would somebody please beam me down a toilet roll.
Reply #171 Wednesday, February 9, 2011 2:45 AM
"Shat" always has a lot of facial expressions that he uses.
I always liked his acting.
Compare to the new Planet of the apes movie
where I could only count one facial expression.
Reply #172 Wednesday, February 9, 2011 5:12 AM
I like 'Shat' in Sh!t My Dad Says.... cos when Shat sh!ts it is funny.
..... Kirk to Enterprise
..... Kirk to Enterprise
..... More toilet paper please.
Reply #173 Wednesday, February 9, 2011 5:25 AM
Oh, and that facial expression in the new Planet of the Apes movie.... to me it says "fleas"
And a question that's just occurred to me... what would happen if somebody turned on the anti-gravity field while Shat is sh!tting?
Does it just orbit around his moon?
Or does Shat and sh!t orbit the planet together? 
Reply #175 Wednesday, February 9, 2011 5:43 PM
I think that the original Star Trek was
the best TV show ever made.
Reply #176 Friday, February 11, 2011 5:37 AM
And that noobie Star Trek remake was a piece of crap.IMHO. Imagine seeing planet Vulcan destroyed. Where was the fleet? Off on a wild goose chase. And Spock as captain. Please. Then they wonder why no one likes it anymore. If you can't stay true to form don't bother. BTW, Uhura never got laid with Spock. Hollywood ........ *sigh*
Reply #177 Friday, February 11, 2011 11:29 AM
I used to dream about Uhura.... YUUUUUMMMMM.
Not that I even knew there was such a thing as internet porn back then... but shoot, who the heck needed it when Lt Uhura was on Star Trek.
Seriously, if Spock and the gorgeous, darling Lt Uhura had bumped bellies, I'd have hated him for the rest of my... er, his life. 
Reply #179 Sunday, February 13, 2011 9:33 AM
The alien is confused.... as to why Shat is talking to a Klingon teapot.
And why red-shirts are trying to fill it full of holes.
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Reply #161 Monday, February 7, 2011 9:39 PM
The alien asks, if a ferris wheel falls from the sky, it is from the alien theme park and could you look for a bracelet his g/f lost in car 54.