UFO's Exist and the US Has Anti-Gravity!!!
Sunday, July 17, 2005 by joeKnowledge | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
(If this thread get mysteriuosly disappeared, you'll know why)
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Reply #122 Tuesday, October 21, 2008 11:59 PM
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His code name is Mr. Anderson (having nothing to do with the movie).
He is a black butterfly that is residing in the universe.
He is in a grocery store,
on a shelf in the grocery store,
the bottom shelf.
He is between the pickles and the tampons.
I meanwhile am residing in the "Mega Super Googolplex Cluster",
which is almost an infinite distance from his location.
Have a nice day.
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Reply #123 Monday, November 24, 2008 9:28 PM
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The Alien is reminded of a Star Trek episode where the ships engines
have been shut off and the crew of the Enterprise is forced to risk
a full power start.
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Reply #124 Tuesday, November 25, 2008 12:29 AM
But Captain... I'm giving her all she's got...
the impulse engine has shit itself and I have the entire crew
from decks 4 through 13 running around in a mouse wheel to
generate enough power just to flush the damn toilets.
Reply #125 Friday, April 3, 2009 11:51 PM
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The Alien would like to report, "There are intelligent life forms on a planet 5 billion light years from Earth, that are not being treated fairly. You must save them." If we hurry we could be there in 5.1 billion years. ~
Reply #126 Saturday, April 4, 2009 12:19 AM
WOW!!! The sense of humor is getting rather strong in here! I am loving it! LOL! 
Reply #127 Monday, April 6, 2009 12:46 AM
The Alien has viewed the World's economic crisis...
... and has decided not to invest here.
He believes greed and the exchange rate would cripple his economy.
Reply #129 Monday, April 6, 2009 1:41 AM
And forgot to put on his strait jacket this morning. 
Reply #130 Monday, April 6, 2009 3:00 AM
Do you want that back? Damn...
Reply #132 Monday, April 6, 2009 6:26 AM
At some stage, yeah... might help avoid going blind totally. 
Reply #133 Tuesday, August 18, 2009 6:08 PM
~ The Alien thinks you should come up with a new propulsion system, build a small robot space ship and try to break that speed limit. Experimentation is how you get to the math. ~
Reply #134 Tuesday, August 18, 2009 10:53 PM
Didn't know there wos speed limits in space.... and wot about tickets???
Reply #135 Thursday, September 3, 2009 7:49 AM
Mxlplyk of DanderPuss is on a three minute sabbatical. She says quotas are slipping so she went out to get more CC bursterpaks and divy them up between the Gendarme triglycerinees so they can exceed said speed limitations in space/time in order to foil the hijacking of CC carriers enroute starkerPrime.
Reply #136 Sunday, December 13, 2009 9:44 PM
~ Is it possible that reality is a fantasy and fantasy is reality? ~
Reply #137 Tuesday, December 15, 2009 12:54 AM
fantasy is reality?
Dunno, but I'd be a very happy man if some of my fantasies became reality.
Being pain free and cruising the Caribbean on a luxury yacth with all my fave people 'd be nice 
Reply #139 Tuesday, December 14, 2010 11:17 PM
Message from the alien:
On our portable planet radio talk show hosts
took themselves to seriously and weren't funny any more
in fact they were down right depressing.
Then we stopped listening and cheered up.
Reply #140 Wednesday, January 26, 2011 9:05 PM
Word has it Joe Satriani is putting down his guitar for a while to 'go surfing with the alien'
And Steve Vai has been accused of fathering an 'alien love child'
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Reply #121 Monday, May 5, 2008 11:21 PM
fuel to light the mother ship.
I knew it... all this global warming hype is just a ruse/cover for what's really going on. The Alien is conducting heat to energy experiments to see if the Earth will provide an adequate fuel source for the journey home.