Idiots Rule: The Greatest TV Fools of All-Time
TV is full of fools, but which fool is the foolingest fool in all of Foolville?
Friday, April 1, 2005 by SSOne | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Idiots Rule: The Greatest TV Fools of All-Time
TV is full of fools, but which fool is the foolingest fool in all of Foolville?
By the foolish Paul Semel
MSN Entertainment
Clearly, TV is full of fools, and we ain't just talking about the goober who keeps canceling "Star Trek." Nearly every situation comedy and cartoon has a fool or two, and there's plenty more on the dramas, reality shows, even the news. But not all fools are created equal. There are fat fools, skinny fools, fools who climb on rocks, tough fools, sissy fools, even fools with chicken pox. Which is why, in honor of April Fool's Day, we've picked our favorite TV fools. And ate some hot dogs.
Real Fool: Jessica Simpson from "Newlyweds."
Why? Do you not remember the tuna fish comment?
Lost Fool: Gilligan from "Gilligan's Island."
Why? Because if it wasn't for him, it would've actually been just a three hour tour.
Fools Rush In: Cosmo Kramer from "Seinfeld."
Why? Because after nine seasons, he never learned how to knock.
King Of Fools: Carrie Spooner Hefferman from "King Of Queens."
Why? Only on TV would a hottie like her marry a shlub like Doug.
Tool Fool: Tim Taylor from "Home Improvement."
Why? Because he ignored basic safety rules.
Duel Fools: Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton from "The Honeymooners."
Why? Because they were the original Beavis and Butt-head.
Dual Fools: Beavis and Butt-head from "Beavis & Butt-head."
Why? Because they were Beavis and Butt-head.
Beautiful Fool: Chrissy Snow from "Three's Company."
Why? Because her I.Q. was smaller than her bra size.
Friendly Fool: Joey Tribbiani from "Joey."
Why? Because you've got to have "Friends."
Fool Of Beer: Cliff Clavin Jr. from "Cheers."
Why? Because this know-it-all didn't know anything.
Retro Fool: Michael Kelso from "That '70s Show."
Why? Because being pretty and dumb means you're still pretty dumb.
Technical Fool: Marshall Flinkman from "Alias."
Why? We'd tell you, but then Sydney would have to kill you. And she's kind of busy.
Military Fool: Maj. Frank Marion Burns from "M*A*S*H."
Why? Because he had Hotlips but was still jealous of Hawkeye.
Furlough Fools: Dr. Sherman Potter, Max Klinger and Father Francis Mulcahy from "After M*A*S*H."
Why? Because they should've known to leave well enough alone.
Future Fool: George Jetson from "The Jetsons."
Why? Because he should've known how to stop that crazy thing.
Inspector Fool: Inspector Gadget from "Inspector Gadget."
Why? Because without his niece, Penny, and her dog, Brain, he never would've solved any crimes.
Spy Fool: Maxwell Smart, a.k.a. Agent 86, from "Get Smart."
Why? Because without his wife, Agent 99, they never would've stopped that guy from "The Love Boat."
Well-Red Fool: Lucy McGillicuddy Ricardo from "I Love Lucy."
Why? Because despite her hair color, she was the original ditzy blonde.
Fool's Gold: Lucille Ball from "I Love Lucy."
Why? Because in 1956 our Well-Red Fool won the Emmy for best actress.
Ship Of Fools: Yeoman-Purser Burl "Gopher" Smith from "The Love Boat."
Why? Because he was the one who steered them into that iceberg.
(story continued at: http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=186708&mpc=2)
Do you guys have any fools to add?
Ill start:
Jafo: Interesting dude from "Wincustomize."
Why? Because he only specializes in correcting spelling mistakes.
SSOne: Cool dude from "Wincustomize."
Why? Because he made fun of jafo.
TV is full of fools, but which fool is the foolingest fool in all of Foolville?
By the foolish Paul Semel
MSN Entertainment
Clearly, TV is full of fools, and we ain't just talking about the goober who keeps canceling "Star Trek." Nearly every situation comedy and cartoon has a fool or two, and there's plenty more on the dramas, reality shows, even the news. But not all fools are created equal. There are fat fools, skinny fools, fools who climb on rocks, tough fools, sissy fools, even fools with chicken pox. Which is why, in honor of April Fool's Day, we've picked our favorite TV fools. And ate some hot dogs.
Real Fool: Jessica Simpson from "Newlyweds."
Why? Do you not remember the tuna fish comment?
Lost Fool: Gilligan from "Gilligan's Island."
Why? Because if it wasn't for him, it would've actually been just a three hour tour.
Fools Rush In: Cosmo Kramer from "Seinfeld."
Why? Because after nine seasons, he never learned how to knock.
King Of Fools: Carrie Spooner Hefferman from "King Of Queens."
Why? Only on TV would a hottie like her marry a shlub like Doug.
Tool Fool: Tim Taylor from "Home Improvement."
Why? Because he ignored basic safety rules.
Duel Fools: Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton from "The Honeymooners."
Why? Because they were the original Beavis and Butt-head.
Dual Fools: Beavis and Butt-head from "Beavis & Butt-head."
Why? Because they were Beavis and Butt-head.
Beautiful Fool: Chrissy Snow from "Three's Company."
Why? Because her I.Q. was smaller than her bra size.
Friendly Fool: Joey Tribbiani from "Joey."
Why? Because you've got to have "Friends."
Fool Of Beer: Cliff Clavin Jr. from "Cheers."
Why? Because this know-it-all didn't know anything.
Retro Fool: Michael Kelso from "That '70s Show."
Why? Because being pretty and dumb means you're still pretty dumb.
Technical Fool: Marshall Flinkman from "Alias."
Why? We'd tell you, but then Sydney would have to kill you. And she's kind of busy.
Military Fool: Maj. Frank Marion Burns from "M*A*S*H."
Why? Because he had Hotlips but was still jealous of Hawkeye.
Furlough Fools: Dr. Sherman Potter, Max Klinger and Father Francis Mulcahy from "After M*A*S*H."
Why? Because they should've known to leave well enough alone.
Future Fool: George Jetson from "The Jetsons."
Why? Because he should've known how to stop that crazy thing.
Inspector Fool: Inspector Gadget from "Inspector Gadget."
Why? Because without his niece, Penny, and her dog, Brain, he never would've solved any crimes.
Spy Fool: Maxwell Smart, a.k.a. Agent 86, from "Get Smart."
Why? Because without his wife, Agent 99, they never would've stopped that guy from "The Love Boat."
Well-Red Fool: Lucy McGillicuddy Ricardo from "I Love Lucy."
Why? Because despite her hair color, she was the original ditzy blonde.
Fool's Gold: Lucille Ball from "I Love Lucy."
Why? Because in 1956 our Well-Red Fool won the Emmy for best actress.
Ship Of Fools: Yeoman-Purser Burl "Gopher" Smith from "The Love Boat."
Why? Because he was the one who steered them into that iceberg.
(story continued at: http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=186708&mpc=2)
Do you guys have any fools to add?
Ill start:
Jafo: Interesting dude from "Wincustomize."
Why? Because he only specializes in correcting spelling mistakes.
SSOne: Cool dude from "Wincustomize."
Why? Because he made fun of jafo.
Old_Crab
Reply #2 Saturday, April 2, 2005 3:37 AM
Reply #2 Saturday, April 2, 2005 3:37 AM
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. Besides Wincustomize boards are usually pretty slow on the weekend - beginning on Friday. People tend to want to go outside and play! 
Scarebear
Reply #3 Saturday, April 2, 2005 5:29 AM
I'm pretty sure he is married in real life to a 'hottie'.
Reply #3 Saturday, April 2, 2005 5:29 AM
| King Of Fools: Carrie Spooner Hefferman from "King Of Queens." Why? Only on TV would a hottie like her marry a shlub like Doug. |
I'm pretty sure he is married in real life to a 'hottie'.
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Reply #1 Friday, April 1, 2005 10:36 PM
if you want to keep it alive go ahead..