Why Computers Sometimes Crash! By Dr. Seuss
Wednesday, July 21, 2004 by eieio | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall......
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall......
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?
eieio
Reply #4 Wednesday, July 21, 2004 11:45 AM
Reply #4 Wednesday, July 21, 2004 11:45 AM
Try saying it real fast. A little bit of a tongue-twister. 
mrtee
Reply #7 Wednesday, July 21, 2004 9:49 PM
Reply #7 Wednesday, July 21, 2004 9:49 PM
Mind if I add another? Okay, here goes.
ID Ten T Error
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?”
He replied, “It was an ID ten T error.”
I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, “An ID ten T error? What’s that… in case I need to fix it again?”
The computer guy grinned. “Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?”
“No,” I replied.
“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you’ll figure it out.”
So I wrote out: I D 1 0 T
I used to like Harold.
ID Ten T Error
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?”
He replied, “It was an ID ten T error.”
I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, “An ID ten T error? What’s that… in case I need to fix it again?”
The computer guy grinned. “Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?”
“No,” I replied.
“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you’ll figure it out.”
So I wrote out: I D 1 0 T
I used to like Harold.
eieio
Reply #11 Thursday, July 22, 2004 6:16 AM
I seen a few of those!
Reply #11 Thursday, July 22, 2004 6:16 AM
| #7 by mrtee - 7/21/2004 9:49:49 PM |
I seen a few of those!
PixelCargo
Reply #12 Thursday, July 22, 2004 9:44 AM
Reply #12 Thursday, July 22, 2004 9:44 AM
Reminds me of the time my parents decided to put a magnet on the side of theyr tower.
Inst that cute. Ppl wonder why theyr computer crashes when theyr is a magnet on theyr case, awwww.
Inst that cute. Ppl wonder why theyr computer crashes when theyr is a magnet on theyr case, awwww.
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Reply #1 Wednesday, July 21, 2004 9:43 AM