Stupid Human Tricks

Monday, July 19, 2004 by Essencay | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

Okay so my odd work schedule doesn't allow me to see David Letterman anymore and this used to be one of my favorite segments that he did and I haven't got Tivo and can't figure out how to set the VCR to record the show. So I'm looking here for a fix....

I got only one trick I can do....catch about 40 quarters off the back of my forearm/elbow.
farkusmarkus
Reply #1 Monday, July 19, 2004 2:17 AM
I can repulse and/or repel women at unflagging speeds.
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Erk.
Reply #2 Monday, July 19, 2004 2:21 AM
Is that what came whizzing by here, screaming, moments ago??

I have double-jointed shoulders ... I can pop them in and out at will. (it ain't pretty)



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kona0197
Reply #3 Monday, July 19, 2004 2:22 AM
What is the make and model of your VCR?
IPlural
Reply #4 Monday, July 19, 2004 2:27 AM
I can scratch the Back of my Face when it Itches



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werewolf
Reply #5 Monday, July 19, 2004 6:57 PM
I can lick my eyebrows



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farkusmarkus
Reply #6 Monday, July 19, 2004 6:59 PM
I can lick werewolf's eyebrows
NightTrainthedark
Reply #7 Monday, July 19, 2004 6:59 PM
I can eat 12 soft tacos from Taco Bell.
TYBSP
Reply #8 Monday, July 19, 2004 7:01 PM
I can piss my wife off without even thinking about it It used to take effort, but now...
I.R. Brainiac
Reply #9 Monday, July 19, 2004 7:33 PM
I can eat 20 jalapenos without a drink of water (course just about any Texan can do that)
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CerebroJD
Reply #10 Monday, July 19, 2004 8:23 PM
I can piss my wife off without even thinking about it


I can do it with all females, except for my girlfriend. She doesnt get pissed off. She just gets even.
IPlural
Reply #11 Monday, July 19, 2004 9:16 PM
dang, I can only touch the bridge of my nose with the tip of my tounge...

but I'll hold werewolf down if you lick his eyebrows farkusmarkus

quick Jafo, Fuzzy and Karmagirl! get your Cameras



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eieio
Reply #12 Monday, July 19, 2004 9:18 PM
I can eat 20 jalapenos without a drink of water


Ha! I can eat that many without taking a drink of tequila ... well, maybe just a shot or two.

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