understanding the opposite sex, and other great questions
Wednesday, June 9, 2004 by feline | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
it is time we had one of those almost deep and meaningful threads, something to get people thinking and chatting, yet disconnected from the world of skins and uploads.
it seems that there are three great unanswered questions in the world today:
a) where does all of my chocolate keep on disappearing to?
what is the ethical position on me kidnapping aliens, and using them for a cat bed over the weekend?
c) why do SO many people believe that the opposite sex are totally incomprehensible?
well, lets tackle these in order.
question a: i am awaiting results on the big pit traps i put all around my chocolate stash
personally i suspect that fuzzy logic has something to do with this...
question b: there seem to be regular circuits of hype about alien abductions. the thing is, if some alien turns up, and lounges around looking like a cat bed, then it is really so wrong to take the natural course of action, and sleep on them for the weekend?
question c: now this is the hard one.
let me start with two recent events at work:
* man asks the office what he can get his girl friend for her birthday. the obvious reply "something she likes" fails quite spectacularly, since it turns out he has no real idea what she likes *stunned expression*
* manager at work (another man) comments that "if God had meant men to understand women, he would have provided a manual." since he doesn't seem to understand women, this seemed to be his real opinion on the subject.
after much study, i have reached several conclusions on this subject:
* humans were put on earth to make a fuss of cats
* men think logically
* if you understand the situation and the man, most men behave in a logical and quite understandable manor.
* women think logically
* if you understand the situation and the woman, most women behave in a logical and quite understandable manor.
so, how come only cats seem to be able to understand both men and women? how come men and women cannot understand both men and women?
do cats understand men and women? of course they do! all you have to do is to watch a cat, and see how well the cat can apply their understanding of the humans to the task of getting appropriate treatment
it seems that there are three great unanswered questions in the world today:
a) where does all of my chocolate keep on disappearing to?
what is the ethical position on me kidnapping aliens, and using them for a cat bed over the weekend?c) why do SO many people believe that the opposite sex are totally incomprehensible?
well, lets tackle these in order.
question a: i am awaiting results on the big pit traps i put all around my chocolate stash
personally i suspect that fuzzy logic has something to do with this...question b: there seem to be regular circuits of hype about alien abductions. the thing is, if some alien turns up, and lounges around looking like a cat bed, then it is really so wrong to take the natural course of action, and sleep on them for the weekend?
question c: now this is the hard one.
let me start with two recent events at work:
* man asks the office what he can get his girl friend for her birthday. the obvious reply "something she likes" fails quite spectacularly, since it turns out he has no real idea what she likes *stunned expression*
* manager at work (another man) comments that "if God had meant men to understand women, he would have provided a manual." since he doesn't seem to understand women, this seemed to be his real opinion on the subject.
after much study, i have reached several conclusions on this subject:
* humans were put on earth to make a fuss of cats
* men think logically
* if you understand the situation and the man, most men behave in a logical and quite understandable manor.
* women think logically
* if you understand the situation and the woman, most women behave in a logical and quite understandable manor.
so, how come only cats seem to be able to understand both men and women? how come men and women cannot understand both men and women?
do cats understand men and women? of course they do! all you have to do is to watch a cat, and see how well the cat can apply their understanding of the humans to the task of getting appropriate treatment
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Reply #43 Thursday, June 10, 2004 7:11 AM
'dangly bits'...a line lifted from an animated movie called "BC Rock"
wanna hickey?? roflmao
very VERY funny in a cave sort of way
Reply #43 Thursday, June 10, 2004 7:11 AM
'dangly bits'...a line lifted from an animated movie called "BC Rock"
wanna hickey?? roflmao
very VERY funny in a cave sort of way
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Reply #41 Thursday, June 10, 2004 2:40 AM