A Week in the Strife...
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 by Fuzzy Logic | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
I've decided to keep a diary. Here's last week...
Monday
Been ill so I took today off work. At least it will give me a chance to fill in this market research form I have. Last week our marketing dept had us testing a revolutionary new soap. Not only does it clean and freshen but it exfoliates too!
My Doctor says the rash will clear in a week or two but the psoriasis may be permanent…
Tuesday
Last week we all had the news of a management cost cutting exercise, which would mean all experienced staff being made redundant. Apparently if they employ office juniors in our place the salary bill is cut by a factor of four.
Today I’m supposed to be showing Flossie my IT duties. That’s put on hold temporarily while Flossie attends a week long training course entitled “How to use your mouse”
Wednesday
Having a night in to see what being sober is like. After an evening counting spiders (didn’t know this house had so many), I’ve decided being sober is very sobering.
At least I have some time to play with my new bluetooth phone. Apparently it can connect to anything anywhere – wow! The best feature is the new games. One is like Asteroids except it uses Space Shuttles to shoot down satellites.
Thursday
Got arrested and taken to Scotland Yard today. Looks like I may be charged with causing an international incident. I don’t know what the hell they’re on about – I’ve never even been abroad.
Finally get home having been released on bail only to find the tv not working. Apparently last night’s terrorist attacks took out a number of satellites, including Sky TV – damned Al Qaeda…
Friday
Back to the Doctors today. Seeing as there was no tv last night, I went to a 70s disco. The doc says I’ll be able to walk ok in a few days but the tight trousers will have to be removed surgically. He did say I’d probably be unable to have children though, which he says in my case may not be a bad thing. Huh?
Still have the rash.
Monday
Been ill so I took today off work. At least it will give me a chance to fill in this market research form I have. Last week our marketing dept had us testing a revolutionary new soap. Not only does it clean and freshen but it exfoliates too!
My Doctor says the rash will clear in a week or two but the psoriasis may be permanent…
Tuesday
Last week we all had the news of a management cost cutting exercise, which would mean all experienced staff being made redundant. Apparently if they employ office juniors in our place the salary bill is cut by a factor of four.
Today I’m supposed to be showing Flossie my IT duties. That’s put on hold temporarily while Flossie attends a week long training course entitled “How to use your mouse”
Wednesday
Having a night in to see what being sober is like. After an evening counting spiders (didn’t know this house had so many), I’ve decided being sober is very sobering.
At least I have some time to play with my new bluetooth phone. Apparently it can connect to anything anywhere – wow! The best feature is the new games. One is like Asteroids except it uses Space Shuttles to shoot down satellites.
Thursday
Got arrested and taken to Scotland Yard today. Looks like I may be charged with causing an international incident. I don’t know what the hell they’re on about – I’ve never even been abroad.
Finally get home having been released on bail only to find the tv not working. Apparently last night’s terrorist attacks took out a number of satellites, including Sky TV – damned Al Qaeda…
Friday
Back to the Doctors today. Seeing as there was no tv last night, I went to a 70s disco. The doc says I’ll be able to walk ok in a few days but the tight trousers will have to be removed surgically. He did say I’d probably be unable to have children though, which he says in my case may not be a bad thing. Huh?
Still have the rash.
crissy14
Reply #3 Tuesday, April 20, 2004 9:48 AM
Reply #3 Tuesday, April 20, 2004 9:48 AM
Saturday
Fuzzy logic shows up on the WC board. His post reads like this:
WARNING
FUZZY: People of WC. DO NOT, I REAPEAT DO NOT DOWNLOAD MY NEWEST SKIN CALLED "RASH"
WC BOARD: Why Fuzzy? Is there something wrong with it? (by the way Fuzzy, turn off the caps lock...it's rude to shout)
FUZZY: Well....well... well you see, the theme of the skin is spiders with rashes.
WC BOARD: Yuk! sounds a little gross. But what's the big deal?
FUZZY: The skin is fully animated and the spiders have satelite dishes attached to their heads, and....and.. they dance around on your screen to disco music!
WC BOARD: OOOOOK????? But still don't see what's so bad about it.
FUZZY: Well, turns out they attended that course with Flossie and learned "How to use your mouse" (I warned you this skin is fully animated!)
WC BOARD: Go on Fuzzy...
FUZZY: Well those pesky spiders with rashes who dance to disco music take over your mouse, fill out the marketing research questionare then transmit it along with snaps of your computer abroad. OMG ....I....I...I must have made this skin Wednesday night when I was sober...I dont know..I just can't remember. I apologize people. I will never do that again.
WC BOARD: Fuzzy, you could be exiled for this> You know that don't you? Do you want to join the UZEE's of this world?
WC BOARD:THIS THREAD HAS BEEN LOCKED
Just a little humor Fuzzy.
crissy14 needs some humor too.
Fuzzy logic shows up on the WC board. His post reads like this:
WARNING
FUZZY: People of WC. DO NOT, I REAPEAT DO NOT DOWNLOAD MY NEWEST SKIN CALLED "RASH"
WC BOARD: Why Fuzzy? Is there something wrong with it? (by the way Fuzzy, turn off the caps lock...it's rude to shout)
FUZZY: Well....well... well you see, the theme of the skin is spiders with rashes.
WC BOARD: Yuk! sounds a little gross. But what's the big deal?
FUZZY: The skin is fully animated and the spiders have satelite dishes attached to their heads, and....and.. they dance around on your screen to disco music!
WC BOARD: OOOOOK????? But still don't see what's so bad about it.
FUZZY: Well, turns out they attended that course with Flossie and learned "How to use your mouse" (I warned you this skin is fully animated!)
WC BOARD: Go on Fuzzy...
FUZZY: Well those pesky spiders with rashes who dance to disco music take over your mouse, fill out the marketing research questionare then transmit it along with snaps of your computer abroad. OMG ....I....I...I must have made this skin Wednesday night when I was sober...I dont know..I just can't remember. I apologize people. I will never do that again.
WC BOARD: Fuzzy, you could be exiled for this> You know that don't you? Do you want to join the UZEE's of this world?
WC BOARD:THIS THREAD HAS BEEN LOCKED
Just a little humor Fuzzy.
crissy14 needs some humor too.
Doreen
Reply #8 Tuesday, April 20, 2004 12:40 PM
Reply #8 Tuesday, April 20, 2004 12:40 PM
hehe! and what KarmaGirl just said... (btw hello Java) 
IPlural
Reply #11 Tuesday, April 20, 2004 3:40 PM
you still Fuzzy too right?
I needed a laughs, thanky Fuzzy!
Reply #11 Tuesday, April 20, 2004 3:40 PM
you still Fuzzy too right?
I needed a laughs, thanky Fuzzy!
sig101
Reply #13 Tuesday, April 20, 2004 6:13 PM
Reply #13 Tuesday, April 20, 2004 6:13 PM
Thanks for the laughs, Sir Fuzz. (But now I've got this damned itch....)
(But now I've got this damned itch....)
Old_Crab
Reply #14 Wednesday, April 21, 2004 2:56 AM
Reply #14 Wednesday, April 21, 2004 2:56 AM
I like getting in on the end of a thread. At least I get a faint notion as to if it's supposed to be serious of not. I'd of sent a get well card to Fuzzy. Or a least a butterfly net. Really. >
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #15 Wednesday, April 21, 2004 7:24 AM
Reply #15 Wednesday, April 21, 2004 7:24 AM
Difficult to tell what's real or not OC. All my weeks are like this... 
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Fuzzy Logic
Reply #16 Wednesday, April 21, 2004 7:26 AM
Reply #16 Wednesday, April 21, 2004 7:26 AM
Being sober is definitely something to be avoided 
goodmorphing
Reply #17 Friday, April 23, 2004 12:57 AM
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Reply #17 Friday, April 23, 2004 12:57 AM
| My Doctor says the rash will clear in a week or two but the psoriasis may be permanent… goodmorphing would have answered sooner but it takes time to wipe down the ol'''' computer and apply ''''protection''''. Safe pootering and all that...... Tuesday Today I’m supposed to be showing Flossie my IT duties. That’s put on hold temporarily while Flossie attends a week long training course entitled “How to use your mouse” goodmorphing wonders if they got the application yet (and have they agreed to the per dium)? Wednesday Having a night in to see what being sober is like. After an evening counting spiders (didn’t know this house had so many), I’ve decided being sober is very sobering... goodmorphing thinks a reasonable length of time has gone by and it may be safe to approach fuzzy... with a suitable supply of chocolate, straight-jackets, and handcuffs.... Thursday Got arrested and taken to Scotland Yard today. goodmorphing puts down the checkbook... after all the post goes on. So fuzzy either has a cell with internet or he is out. damned Al Qaeda… YEAH! Friday ...but the tight trousers will have to be removed surgically. goodmorphing rummages around for the camera..... |
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Fuzzy Logic
Reply #18 Friday, April 23, 2004 2:52 AM
Reply #18 Friday, April 23, 2004 2:52 AM
I''m so pleased to hear you are wearing your protection GM. I told you the straitjacket would fit...
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Reply #1 Tuesday, April 20, 2004 8:43 AM