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Thursday, October 6, 2022 by RedneckDude | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
One of the best functions of Windows11 is a centered start button. One of the worst things about Start 11/WB11 is the inability to skin it.
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Reply #3 Thursday, October 6, 2022 6:30 PM
Pumpkins:
I saw a story on the news a few days ago about a pumpkin farmer in (I think) Pennsylvania that was growing pumpkin heads with faces. Frankensteins, vampires, etc. He's putting them in plastic molds while they're small and somehow manages to keep them growing in there without rotting and they grow into the mold shape. That's a new one on me.
For those of us who shouldn't be trusted with sharp things.
Well you did say "random"...
Reply #4 Thursday, October 6, 2022 8:45 PM
"Kungfuking" vs "Kungfu King" ....the typo of mirth....
Reply #6 Sunday, October 9, 2022 2:13 PM
Never pay an extra fee for not rewinding your dvds.
I know a few people who would love this! LOL!
Reply #7 Tuesday, October 11, 2022 7:45 PM
If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass.
Reply #8 Tuesday, October 11, 2022 11:29 PM
If you rip a hole in a net, you end up with fewer holes than when you started.
Reply #10 Wednesday, October 12, 2022 12:30 AM
Um, huh?
Take a squint here...
Compare it to that net before it was torn (the area around the large hole torn in the net)...there are fewer holes (total) after than before it was torn...
Reply #11 Wednesday, October 12, 2022 12:45 AM
Here's another...
Packages sent by car are called a shipment, while packages sent by boat are called cargo.
Reply #12 Friday, October 14, 2022 1:42 PM
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Reply #16 Tuesday, October 25, 2022 8:47 PM
Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. It may seem like a good idea at the time, but all you're really doing is screwing yourself.
Reply #17 Tuesday, October 25, 2022 9:48 PM
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you to." she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband asked as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue." she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked the idea so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the "statue." Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here." he said to the 'statue.' "Eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."
Reply #18 Wednesday, October 26, 2022 1:36 AM
If a person gets scared half to death twice, what happens?
What happens if you have amnesia and deja vu at the same time?
It's questions like those that keep me from getting anything done.
Reply #20 Tuesday, November 15, 2022 8:35 AM
My boss thinks that when we die, we return in another body.
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Reply #1 Thursday, October 6, 2022 5:57 PM
Also, people need to ease up on the pumpkin spice crap. They're draining all the pumpkins, leaving us with this stuff!!
Such a crime!