You people are so retarded...
Tuesday, October 28, 2003 by I.R. Brainiac | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
thats why I feel so at home here...
most retarded thing I ever did(it was difficult to choose just one)was to get out of my car to whiz on the side of the road.I accidently left my car in reverse and it drove off without me.It knocked me down and started going around in circles.The door handles had been broken off by the previous owner so I couldnt get the door open.My faithful dog was riding in the car so I started yelling at him,"Rascal! Step on the brake,step on the brake!"
I finally managed to rip open the back door and jump in.Poor dog was very confused.
Whats your most ignorant episode?
most retarded thing I ever did(it was difficult to choose just one)was to get out of my car to whiz on the side of the road.I accidently left my car in reverse and it drove off without me.It knocked me down and started going around in circles.The door handles had been broken off by the previous owner so I couldnt get the door open.My faithful dog was riding in the car so I started yelling at him,"Rascal! Step on the brake,step on the brake!"
I finally managed to rip open the back door and jump in.Poor dog was very confused.
Whats your most ignorant episode?
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wickedmaidtoall
Reply #63 Saturday, November 1, 2003 12:08 AM
Reply #63 Saturday, November 1, 2003 12:08 AM
Ok I have to answer this one
I am a med student working as a waitress to make the ends meet or at least try. Well where I work we have to wear black wrap around skirts and being in SD it gets darn cold. When we check in at the start of the shift we drop our coats off at the desk(you think no problem right) As I take my coat off(long coat) I feel a cool breeze on my legs. I remark about how they should turn up the heat, to my suprise the guy at the desk tells me that maybe if I would put my skirt on I would be warm.
As I stand there and look to the floor where my skirt has fallen thinking that I would just pick it up and go to the bathroom and put it back on(good plan right)So I bend over to pick up my skirt and do just this but I must have been more upset than I thought because as I am in the bathroom holding my skirt in my hand I take a min to look up and to my suprise there is a man going to the bathroom, well I just stand there for a few mins not quite sure what to say so then I just shrug my shoulders and leave to go into the next door which is the womens bathroom.
Ok so then I think all is done and over and I am passed the worse except for the teasing, but NOOOOO
I get to my first table to take an order for drinks only to come face to face with the guy from the bathroom and his wife, which he tells her "oh honey see that is the chick that came on to me and got naked in the bathroom" Ok about now I want to die. To say the least I had to explain and even then she would not let me wait on her table
I am a med student working as a waitress to make the ends meet or at least try. Well where I work we have to wear black wrap around skirts and being in SD it gets darn cold. When we check in at the start of the shift we drop our coats off at the desk(you think no problem right) As I take my coat off(long coat) I feel a cool breeze on my legs. I remark about how they should turn up the heat, to my suprise the guy at the desk tells me that maybe if I would put my skirt on I would be warm.
As I stand there and look to the floor where my skirt has fallen thinking that I would just pick it up and go to the bathroom and put it back on(good plan right)So I bend over to pick up my skirt and do just this but I must have been more upset than I thought because as I am in the bathroom holding my skirt in my hand I take a min to look up and to my suprise there is a man going to the bathroom, well I just stand there for a few mins not quite sure what to say so then I just shrug my shoulders and leave to go into the next door which is the womens bathroom.
Ok so then I think all is done and over and I am passed the worse except for the teasing, but NOOOOO
I get to my first table to take an order for drinks only to come face to face with the guy from the bathroom and his wife, which he tells her "oh honey see that is the chick that came on to me and got naked in the bathroom" Ok about now I want to die. To say the least I had to explain and even then she would not let me wait on her table
Sugaree
Reply #64 Saturday, November 1, 2003 12:24 AM
Reply #64 Saturday, November 1, 2003 12:24 AM
I believe IPlural was talking bout your evil twin "UzEE", Kona 
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Reply #61 Friday, October 31, 2003 7:08 PM