You people are so retarded...
Tuesday, October 28, 2003 by I.R. Brainiac | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
thats why I feel so at home here...
most retarded thing I ever did(it was difficult to choose just one)was to get out of my car to whiz on the side of the road.I accidently left my car in reverse and it drove off without me.It knocked me down and started going around in circles.The door handles had been broken off by the previous owner so I couldnt get the door open.My faithful dog was riding in the car so I started yelling at him,"Rascal! Step on the brake,step on the brake!"
I finally managed to rip open the back door and jump in.Poor dog was very confused.
Whats your most ignorant episode?
most retarded thing I ever did(it was difficult to choose just one)was to get out of my car to whiz on the side of the road.I accidently left my car in reverse and it drove off without me.It knocked me down and started going around in circles.The door handles had been broken off by the previous owner so I couldnt get the door open.My faithful dog was riding in the car so I started yelling at him,"Rascal! Step on the brake,step on the brake!"
I finally managed to rip open the back door and jump in.Poor dog was very confused.
Whats your most ignorant episode?
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Koasati
Reply #22 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 9:51 AM
Reply #22 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 9:51 AM
| Lets see... what did I smurf that was unsmurfy lately? Maybe the smurfs game thread? |
I'd tend to agree with you..... 
My most retared moment that comes to mind was when I was 16, and had recently purchased my first car. A 1953 Chevy Coupe. Nice looking car (had a new paint job), but the engine, a flathead 6, needed work (leaked oil like a sieve)...........
One day coming home from my girlfriends house, I was passed by a Ford pulling a boat. Well, I couldn't have that, now could I? So, I floored it, trying to get in front of this Ford, on a twisty, turny country road. All I accomplished was throwing a rod..
... But, the worse part is I didn't have enough sense to keep this car, and get it fixed... I sold it for $50, which at time I thought was a great deal, since that's exactly what I paid for it. 
Chef Garry
Reply #23 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 11:20 AM
Reply #23 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 11:20 AM
I was teaching a class and asked a question. Nobody answered so I picked someone. You sir, what do you think? Yeah, you sir.
He was a she. Damn classroom was on the 4th floor and there were no windows I could jump out of.
He was a she. Damn classroom was on the 4th floor and there were no windows I could jump out of.
IPlural
Reply #24 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 12:06 PM
That should be a "Yamaha RD 350", I've got Ninja on the mind right now but my wife is throughing a fit
Guy dropped by yesterday to ask about my 280zx Turbo in the drive way which is black primer outside and new kid skin interior. He mentioned he has a Ninja 900 and would be interested in making a trade with some cash. My wife won't go for it though
Reply #24 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 12:06 PM
| Kawasaki RD350 |
That should be a "Yamaha RD 350", I've got Ninja on the mind right now but my wife is throughing a fit
Guy dropped by yesterday to ask about my 280zx Turbo in the drive way which is black primer outside and new kid skin interior. He mentioned he has a Ninja 900 and would be interested in making a trade with some cash. My wife won't go for it though
IPlural
Reply #25 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 12:11 PM
Reply #25 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 12:11 PM
all this talk of smurfs 
My best friend and I used to call my son Justin Boo, short for Blue, short for Smurf because we called my wife Smurfett
Dan was 6' 9" tall and my wife is 4' 11" and it looked so goofy when they were side by side
*sigh* haven't thought of Danny in a long time
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My best friend and I used to call my son Justin Boo, short for Blue, short for Smurf because we called my wife Smurfett
Dan was 6' 9" tall and my wife is 4' 11" and it looked so goofy when they were side by side
*sigh* haven't thought of Danny in a long time
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CaptainWin
Reply #26 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 4:29 PM
Reply #26 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 4:29 PM
My most retarded moment came after I headed home from a Christmas party at work. I was feeling no pain and had a 45 minute drive home, which after five minutes on the highway at 55 mph (then the speed limit) I knew I would never make it, so I rolled down the windows in my Firebird, turned off the heat, turned up the stereo, and increased my speed to 75 mph, weaving in and out of the slower traffic in the three lanes of the highway. I got within ten miles of my exit to my house when my car lit up like a Christmas tree. It was the state police pulling me over. I pulled over to the side of the highway, and realizing that I had not yet paid the sales tax to get my license plates for the car, and the plates on the car were for my old one, I reached over to the glove box to get the pick slip showing that I had bought the car. Well, the officer, who was coming up on the drivers side of the car, saw this and quickly went around to the passenger side of the car and shouted for me to get out of my car and into his vehicle. I did as he requested and went around the front of his patrol car, opened up the front passenger door and sat down only to have someone shove me forward and tell me to get off of him and into the back seat. I had just sat in the lap of another state patrolman that I did not even see!!!!!!! I knew then I was a dead duck. To make a long story short, I got in the back seat with the patrolman I had sat on starting intently at me. The other patrolman got into the car and begin reading off a ton of sitations that they were charging me with ending with the words "you are either trying to kill your self with your driving or someone else!" To which out of the blue I blurted that I was speeding home to catch my wife in bed with the guy she was cheating on me with and was going to kill them. Well, God was smiling on me because all of a sudden the patromens demeanor changed. As it turned out both of them had just gone through a divorce because of cheating wives. We spent the next 45 minutes talking about things I needed to do to help me survive my predicment,and they even gave me they names, address etc....as well as their lawyers name and telephone numbers. They tore up all the tickets but the one concerning the license plate as they had called that in and could not now change it. They sent me on my way and to this day (about thirty years later) I have learned two things from it...one, that God truly was smiling at me on that day, and two, never, ever, drink and drive!
Chickie
Reply #28 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 4:57 PM
Reply #28 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 4:57 PM
Having sex with old boyfriend when my father came home from work. OMG! That was my most stupidiest thing I ever did. My dad told his neighbor friend & his mama (my Gramma.) That was embarassing. My old bf & I hurried to our shorts on. He forgot the water bottle cuz he rode the stupid bike at my dad's house. I gave it to him. Couldn't look his UGLY face. *gags* My dad was angry. 
I learned my lesson. I want my old bf DEAD & buried. > > > I hate old bf soooooooo much for what he did to me since we started dating. > >
That was my most stupidiest thing I ever did. My dad told his neighbor friend & his mama (my Gramma.) That was embarassing. My old bf & I hurried to our shorts on. He forgot the water bottle cuz he rode the stupid bike at my dad's house. I gave it to him. Couldn't look his UGLY face. *gags* My dad was angry. I learned my lesson. I want my old bf DEAD & buried. > > > I hate old bf soooooooo much for what he did to me since we started dating. > >
kona0197
Reply #30 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 5:34 PM
Reply #30 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 5:34 PM
Iplural: do yourself a favor: get rid of those forign bikes and get a american made bike.
If you are American, buy American. Nothing like the sound of a harley anyways.
If you are American, buy American. Nothing like the sound of a harley anyways.
Dianekk
Reply #32 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 7:45 PM
Reply #32 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 7:45 PM
I have so many retarded moments that I wouldn't know where to begin. I am always saying something out of the blue, totally off the wall and dumb. Just the other day on this very discussion board, I said, "That didn't tell me squat". Very harmless comment, not meaning a thing other than I couldn't find how to make a screen shot by going to the screen shot website" when I got the answer of "clean up your table manners". I would have liked to crawled in a hole and died. I never even thought of that being a rude comment. I am from a small town in Ohio with probably small town vocabulary (although straight A student) and didn't mean to be rude. That was like saying "I didn't find out anything there" to me. I was totally crushed and swore I would never open my mouth again on a chat/discussion board or for that matter among adults again. I just felt like the crudest, scumbag, low-life, dumbest, gross broad that ever existed. It bothered me for days afterwards.
I.R. Brainiac
Reply #33 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 7:47 PM
Reply #33 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 7:47 PM
I knew you wernt being rude ,just frustrated.
Ingui
Reply #34 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 8:35 PM
Reply #34 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 8:35 PM
2 days ago, I was waiting to make a right turn. In front of me was a Motorhome with a car in tow. After about 5 minutes, it seemed obvious to me that the guy driving was never gonna get a chance, or the nerve, to make the turn into traffic. I figured I could cut through the bank parking lot on my left. Since I was a little ways past the bank entrance...
Now the retardation sets in. Without a second thought or glance in my mirrors, I threw my Pick-Up (company vehicle btw) into reverse , hit the gas and backed over the hood of a Ford Escort. I traveled all of 3 feet and managed to destroy the front end of this woman's car. My truck has not a scratch. My ego is badly bruised.
Now the retardation sets in. Without a second thought or glance in my mirrors, I threw my Pick-Up (company vehicle btw) into reverse , hit the gas and backed over the hood of a Ford Escort. I traveled all of 3 feet and managed to destroy the front end of this woman's car. My truck has not a scratch. My ego is badly bruised.
Bangkokboy
Reply #36 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 9:05 PM
Reply #36 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 9:05 PM
in '72 we used to swim from thailand to laos across the mekhong north of phibun and picnic on the riverbank right in front of the pathet lao guerilla sentries up on the hillsides just to tick them off. we would moon them before leaving, and they would generally shoot a few rounds wildly at us ( it's very hard to hit a target which is far out and also far below you. one day one of the PL got lucky and hit T squarely in the right buttocks with a miraculous shot. we got him across the river and rushed him to the airbase hospital ER. things went well there with our phony story as to what had happened, until a sharp-eyed nurse noted that T's bloodsoaked pants had no bullet hole in them! we were then forced to relate how he'd actually gotten shot. 
I.R. Brainiac
Reply #38 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 9:11 PM
Reply #38 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 9:11 PM
I shot myself in the butt with a 2 inch nail gun once 
Chickie
Reply #39 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 9:58 PM
Ouchy!
Reply #39 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 9:58 PM
| shot myself in the butt with a 2 inch nail gun once |
Ouchy!
Jafo
Reply #40 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 10:51 PM
Reply #40 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 10:51 PM
I cut the end of my thumb off with a saw....no....not a power saw, a tenon saw.
Just call it a dose of the brain-fades....
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Reply #21 Wednesday, October 29, 2003 9:24 AM