Joke Board! In the mood for laughter!
Monday, July 7, 2003 by Old Sapphire | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Okay here goes mine... Rita and James are 90 and 94 years old. They have been married since Rita was only 24. For their 66th anniversery, they flew from their home town in Georgia to a small mom & pop pizza parlor in Italy. They have a most wonderful and entertaining evening, so they get back into their car and begin the 180 mile drive to the airport. A little bit more than halfway there, Rita says to her husband, "Conflabit, James!" James looks over. "What is it Rita?" Rita sighs and waves her glasses' case. "I forgot my glasses! I left them at the resturaunt!!" James pulls over and hits his hand on the wheel. "What do you mean you left your glasses there?! You spent $400 on them! You can't drive without them, you can't read without them, you can't walk or even cook without them! You're whole body relies on them! And you forgot them? We've been driving for 160 miles and you can't hardly pet an animal without them!!" Rita smirks and James turns the car around and proceeds the 160 miles back. The whole way James carries on and yells at Rita; "I can't believe you!" "35 years you've had those glasses and you've never ever lost them!". The entire 160 miles back James had been yelling at Rita, until they finally arrived. Rita gets out of the car, but as she's walking in James rolls down the window and shouts at her. "Hey! Rita! Be quick about it... and get my hat while you're in there, will ya?"
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Reply #1 Monday, July 7, 2003 8:00 PM