I Am 'blank' Of Oz
Sunday, January 13, 2019 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Okay, this is a variation on the 'Blank of Borg Thread', but it has numerous possibilities and the WC forums do need a hefty injection of input to keep them alive, so come on people, so stop lurking and get involved.
I'll start:
I'm Nuts of Oz and I have a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock.
Or:
I am Jafo of Oz and I can only spell English properly when it's Aussie slang.
Get the idea? Thing is, it can be about any Aussie members, other members or just various folk in the news, ect. but hey, get involved and have some fun.. orright.
Here's another...
I am Trump of Oz and my last visit to Ashley and Martin went horribly wrong. They used some of my pubic hair to transplant onto my head and now everyone's calling me a dickhead.
Your turn........
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Reply #2 Sunday, January 13, 2019 7:39 PM
I'm Good Memory of Oz.... and remembering it's vSylers birthday today....happy birthday V... 
Reply #3 Sunday, January 13, 2019 8:10 PM
Well....mine's already done...
Reply #4 Sunday, January 13, 2019 11:29 PM
C'mon people, you's can do better than that....
Dave: I am DaveRI of Oz, and I bent over at an inopportune moment and blew a koala out of its tree.
Sydneysiders: I am Sydneysiders of Oz, and I caused a massive stir when I went skinnydipping in Sydney Harbour during peak hour.
Jafo: I am Paul of Oz, and at my age my legs get oh so tired pedalling around town, so these days I latch on to the back of a Melbourne tram and free-wheel about the place.
Me: I am starkers of Oz, and my wardrobe is empty bar the raincoat I open up to give li'l old spinsters a bit of a thrill.
Reply #5 Monday, January 14, 2019 12:01 AM
Sydneysiders: I am Sydneysiders of Oz, and I caused a massive stir when I went skinnydipping in Sydney Harbour during peak hour.
How did you know...... 
Reply #6 Monday, January 14, 2019 12:59 AM
Sydneysiders: I am Sydneysiders of Oz, and I caused a massive stir when I went skinnydipping in Sydney Harbour during peak hour.
How did you know......
I have my ways.... and spies. I mean, a bloke has to know what's going on in Sydney, what's being plotted before this year's State Of Origin series.
Not only that, Channel 9 censored their footage, blanking out bits 'n pieces.... and I had to be sure it was you.
Reply #7 Monday, January 14, 2019 6:17 AM
I are up and down of Oz. First the downs but them was trumped by the ups.
Reply #8 Monday, January 14, 2019 11:03 AM
I am Platypus of Oz, and I am so very, very confused ... and yet so darned handsome.
Reply #10 Monday, January 14, 2019 2:14 PM
You think you're confused ... I don't know if I'm supposed to quack or bark ...
Reply #11 Monday, January 14, 2019 4:21 PM
Then you gotta quark.
I are Contraction person of OZ. I can do stuff.
Reply #12 Monday, January 14, 2019 6:16 PM
I am Uvah of Oz and I plaited my puss, now it looks like Bob Marley with all those dreadlocks.
Reply #13 Monday, January 14, 2019 6:35 PM
I am Plaited out of OZ. Eight felines are hard to do all at once.
Reply #15 Tuesday, January 15, 2019 6:42 AM
I am Ian Fleming of Oz and I didn't write you into the Oz story because you drink too many martinis and shagged too many beautiful women elsewhere in the world.
Reply #17 Tuesday, January 15, 2019 12:43 PM
I am Trump of Oz and somebody called Cyclone blew my thatched roof off and revealed the chrome dome underneath.
Reply #18 Tuesday, January 15, 2019 2:13 PM
I am Ian Fleming of Oz and I didn't write you into the Oz story because you drink too many martinis and shagged too many beautiful women elsewhere in the world.
I am James Bond of OZ and I do not drink martinis. I drink
As for the women! You are only jealous.
Reply #20 Tuesday, January 15, 2019 9:09 PM
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Reply #1 Sunday, January 13, 2019 4:45 PM
Well I'm having no luck coming up with anything in this format, which is typical of me, but perhaps you'll allow me to completely digress and offer up something completely unrelated:
It is a brave soul indeed who dares to fart while bending over.