A New Fad
Saturday, October 20, 2018 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
There's a new fad new fad, glass coffins.
Will they take off?
Remains to be seen. 
Reply #4 Saturday, October 20, 2018 3:30 PM
There's a new fad new fad, glass coffins.
Will they take off?
Yeah, they will... if you put them inside a circus cannon and then fire it off.
Reply #5 Saturday, October 20, 2018 3:51 PM
Yes and when us ordinary poor folk get one they call it peasant under glass.
Reply #8 Saturday, October 20, 2018 9:56 PM
There's a new fad new fad, glass coffins.
Will they take off?
Yeah, they will... if you put them inside a circus cannon and then fire it off.
Then there was the circus clown who said he wanted to go to heaven and be launched by a circus cannon.
However, on the day, his long-suffering colleague turned the cannon upside down and fired it into a deep hole in the ground.
Yes and when us ordinary poor folk get one they call it peasant under glass.
Then there was the peasant who became a pheasant plucker by trade
When he died prematurely and quite unexpectedly, everyone at his funeral gathered 'round and remembered him as a pleasant little phucker.
Yeah, I know, they're bad as well, but this wouldn't be the first bad jokes thread.
Reply #9 Saturday, October 20, 2018 10:03 PM
Then there was the skinflint who wanted all his money buried with him... and ordered a glass coffin so's everybody could see what a tight old bastard he really was.
Reply #12 Sunday, October 21, 2018 11:23 AM
they're getting worse
Yeah, but I've told worse....
Like when the marine biologist went out in a glass bottomed boat so's he could watch 4 skin divers circumcise a whale.
Or when the cop pulled over a motorist, looked at his license and asked why he wasn't wearing his glasses.
He replied: "It's okay officer, I have contacts."
"I don't give a fuck who you know, don't let me catch you driving without 'em again!"
Boom, boom.
Reply #14 Sunday, October 21, 2018 7:40 PM
Most of these are fortnight jokes.... too week to laugh.
But how about the marbles champion who used his glass eye to intimidate opponents.
Speaking of missing body parts.... a bloke got his ear bitten off in a bar fight and had it replaced with a sea shell. He always knew when it was low tide.
Boom, boom. 
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Reply #1 Saturday, October 20, 2018 7:39 AM
That was really bad.