Ryat was wary when delivering party balloons to the gay bar, but when he saw how good it was inside, he decided to get himself a lifetime delivery guy membership so's he could also use the facilities.

Uvah was missing in action because had a blank and asylum staff confiscated his computer until he blanked.

Uvah was missing in action because he had a time commitment and the asylum staff confiscated his computer until he snarked back at them

Jafo thought that this thread was blank and so therefore blanked it

Jafo thought that this thread was fantastic and so therefore recommended it.

Many of the older members here are older than dirt and blank dust, and for good measure starkers adds his twist on things to confirm he is a fossilised blank.

Many of the older members here are older than dirt and fairy dust, and for good measure starkers adds his twist on things to confirm he is a fossilized, certified underappreciated dinkleberry.

Ryat, Starkers and I went to the movies to see Robin Hood robbin' the blank only to find out it had been blanked before the movie started.

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Ryat, Starkers and I went to the movies to see Robin Hood robbin' the poor only to find out it had been stolen before the movie started.

sydneysiders was blanked when she discovered that her blank photos had appeared at an online dating site.

sydneysiders was laughing when she discovered her starker's motorcycle photos had appeared at an online dating site.

Uvah responded to the blank dating site post with a picture of his blank.

Uvah responded to the gay dating site post with a picture of his happy, smiling cat.

BigDogBigFeet was enjoying his incognito time at the strip club when a busty lady offered him a free blank dance if got up on stage and blanked.

BigDogBigFeet was enjoying his incognito time at the strip club when a busty lady offered him a free lollipop dance if got up on stage and danced a jig.

Starkers ordered a blank from a local computer shop and when it arrived it blanked, causing Starkers to to hide in the broom closet.

Starkers ordered a robot from a local computer shop and when it arrived it said "I come with a warrant"(ty), causing Starkers  to hide in the broom closet.

Starkers' blank battery went dead when he was in the blank room at the strip club.

Starkers' hearing aid battery went dead when he was in the 'girls tell a naughty story' room at the strip club.

BigDogBigFeet went to the zoo and was blanked beyond belief when a chimpanzee called him blank and planted a great big kiss on his cheek.

BigDogBigFeet went to the zoo and was embarrassed beyond belief when a chimpanzee called him "You big hunk of stuff" and planted a great big kiss on his cheek.

BigDogBigFeet went to the opera the other day to hear blank but got instead an earful of blank from the conductor.

BigDogBigFeet went to the opera the other day to hear Pavarotti but got instead an earful of sass from the conductor.

Another take on the previous one...

BigDogBigFeet went to the zoo and was shocked beyond belief when a chimpanzee called him dad and planted a great big kiss on his cheek.

Now for the new one.......

Fuzzy Logic was aghast when a busty woman suddenly grabbed him by his blank ears and pulled his face between her blanks.

Fuzzy Logic was aghast when a busty woman suddenly grabbed him by his pointy ears and pulled his face between her and her 'puter and said "Fix it!"

Willy and Nilly sittin' on a blank, k i s s i n g...first comes love then comes blank...you fill in the rest.

Willy and Nilly sittin' on a camel's back, k i s s i n g...first comes love then comes never having a red cent to your name...you fill in the rest.

Fonzie and Pinky Tuscadero were riding into town when a cop pulled them over for blanking each other on a motorcycle at 80mph and slapped them with a blank.

People say I must do it all the time, but honestly, I only play with myself in this thread.   Anyway....

Fonzie and Pinky Tuscadero were riding into town when a cop pulled them over for undressing each other on a motorcycle at 80mph and slapped them with a meritorious award for cunnung acrobatics.

Donald trump was absolutely blank when his thatched roof blew off and a photographer snapped several pics of his smooth, blank head.

Donald trump was absolutely beside himself when his thatched roof blew off and a photographer snapped several pics of his smooth, chrome-dome head.

Harvey Weinstein was blank when pictures surfaced online of him with his blank hanging out.

Harvey Weinstein was showing off in front of an aspiring actress when pictures surfaced online of him with his wallet hanging out.

Tronald Dump was blanking a Playboy model when when his wife burst in a blanked them with a fire extinguisher.

Tronald Dump was chatting up a Playboy model when when his wife burst in a cooled them off with a fire extinguisher.

Little Boy Blue blanked his horn once too often and made Little Bo Peep blank

Little Boy Blue blew his horn once too often and made Little Bo Peep go for a pregnancy test.

Ryat left his Playboy magazine in the blank room, when he went back later to retrieve it he caught Admiral Wilbur playing with his blank

Ryat left his Playboy magazine in the green room, when he went back later to retrieve it he caught Admiral Wilbur playing with his willy.

Given Uvah's propensity for nutty episodes, he ordered himself a custom-made blank because the ones at the asylum are ill fitting and chafe his blanks.