Me and my tribe of maniacal felines were watching it snow when raining dogs happened and we had to run for cover..

sydneysiders was on Sydney's famous coat hanger [the bridge] when Paul Hogan [Crocodile Dundee] came up to her and said have a blank, to which she said: "Sod off, I gave up blanking years ago."

starkers ran through the streets with a smug look on his face and a glass full of hens teeth.

BigDogBigFeet didn't know whether to call an ambulance or blank when the young lady fainted at the size of his enormous blank.

BigDogBigFeet didn't know whether to call an ambulance or fart when the young lady fainted at the size of his enormous toes.

You forgot to do a follow on.  No worries, I'll fill in for you this time.

sydneysiders blushed terribly when Ryat blanked before opening his trenchcoat to show her his blank

sydneysiders blushed terribly when Ryat jumped and down excitedly before opening his trenchcoat to show her his new invention, an electronic version of his over the shoulder boulder holder.

Ryat and Starkers stole into a dark alley to finalize their blanks for the coming global blank.

Ryat and Starkers stole into a dark alley to finalize their dirty money dealings for the coming global financial crisis.

Dave Bax lost patience with Uvah when he asked him to hold his blank while he took a blank.

Dave Bax lost patience with Uvah when he asked him to hold his pinata while he took a swing

Uvah danced to the tune of blank thinking it meant blank

Uvah danced to the tune of a funeral dirge thinking it meant shake yer booty

Ryay and Uvah were very sneaky when they blanked off to do some secret mens business and blank each other.

Ryat and Uvah were very sneaky when they snuck off to do some secret mens business and congratulate each other for a job well done.

Starkers and Sydneysiders arrived ahead of schedule at the blank gala and offered this blank as an excuse.

Starkers and Sydneysiders arrived ahead of schedule at the little boys gala and offered this nose job as an excuse.

Starkers played the game of blank and blanked all over it when he blanked because of too much blank.

Starkers played the game of chess and snozzed all over it when he sneezed because of too much pollen in the air.

Ryat got caught blanking in the boys room and was expelled, which is probably why he can't blank for nuts.

Ryat got caught shooting dice in the boys room and was expelled, which is probably why he keeps shooting craps for nuts.

Starkers and Ryat got caught up in Sydneysiders mystery blank and when all was said and done both of them blanked.

Starkers and Ryat got caught up in Sydneysiders mystery tour of her home and when all was said and done both of them were locked in the toilet.

Jafo banned Uvah for blanking in the forums too much, now he's down on the street corner blanking away to his heart's content and shocking little old ladies who'd never known such things before.

Jafo banned Uvah for snarking in the forums too much, now he's down on the street corner tooting away to his heart's content and shocking little old ladies who'd never known such things before.

Starkers blanking game is taking too much of my blanking time.

Starkers brilliant game is taking too much of my spare but otherwise wasted time.

Ryat was caught blanking on the job and when his pay was docked as a result, he told his boss to blank himself.

Orright!  Seeing as my partners in crime have abandoned me.....

Ryat was caught eating jelly beans on the job and when his pay was docked as a result, he told his boss to buy some himself.

While out shopping yesterday, sydneysiders suffered an embarrassing blank slip in the main mall, so covered it up with a blank and carried on regardless.

Orright, I'll play wiv meself, then.

2of3 went to the Borg reunion last night but forgot his blank and was thrown out on their Collective blanks.

2of3 went to the Borg reunion last night and forgot to his towel and was thrown out on their Collective nuances 

starkers has blank friends on the interwebs and does blank things with them.

starkers has influential friends on the interwebs and does important things with them.

Ryat was wary when delivering blanks to the gay bar, but when he saw how good it was inside, he decided to get himself a blank membership so's he could also use the facilities.