Why We Should Go Back To The Imperial Measuring System

it makes sense

Monday, April 18, 2016 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

Right, so the title says it all, and we should go back to the Imperial Measuring system.  Why?  Cos it sounds better, that's why.

Let me explain:

First of all, when one reaches an important point in their life it is a Milestone.... not a kilometre stone.

Moreover, those wishing to stay with the metric system should be banned from using 'Milestone'.  They can't have their cake and eat it, too.

Another example of sounding better is a Gallon of gas.  A litre of gas just doesn't have the same punch or pizzazz.  Not only that, it isn't as much, and there are times when quantity beats the fech out of quality.  Yup, a Gallon of gas makes more sense.

And when you go to a pub, it sounds more proper like to ask for a Pint of Guinness... though if they sold a litre for the same price I'd not complain.  I'd just have it in two 1 pint glasess

Then there's when you're chastising yer kids fer poor behaviour... you tell them that you gave then an Inch and they took a Mile.  The metric equivelant just doesn't have the same impact.

And what about the song, "Walk A Mile In My Shoes"?   The Metric version simply wouldn't convey the same message or suffering, now would it?  A kilometre is nowhere near as long, nor does it invoke the same mental imagery of a man suffering.  No, a Mile in really uncomfortable shoes is gonna hurt way much more and it give the song meaning.

Another is the four minute Mile, right?   It sounds impressive, don't it?  Unlike a four minute kilometre.  You're gonna say: "Hey, my granny can run faster than that, with her knickers down 'round her ankles.

Okay, so you get my meaning.  There are other examples of where Imperial beats the snot out of metric, but I'll leave some for you bunch of desperados to chime in.  When we have enough examples we'll get up a petition and press the powers that be to revert back to Imperial measures, right?

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starkers
Reply #21 Tuesday, April 19, 2016 9:30 AM


and don't have to do a Hendrix with the mouse..

I do a 'reverse' Hendrix all the time with my mouse.... being left handed but using the mouse in my right.  Yeah, I could swap the button funtions around to use it in my left, but I find it more natural to use right-handed so I can do other stuff more efficiently with the left.... my better hand for fiddly stuff, etc.

Well it made sense to me.

JuniorCrooks

Canada adopted the metric system in the 70's however there are many like myself who still use imperial.

Yeah, same here. I prefer Imperial cos it's what I grew up with and learnt at school.

And summat I wanna know, if metric is in multiples of 10, bla, bla, bla, do those mnetric countries who've always been metric sell eggs by the 10 instead of a dozen?   For mine, it'd sound bloody stupid going into a shop: "Can I have 10 eggs, please?"

Besides, I think metric is lazy!   It was invented by a lazy person to save lazy people having to work their minds a bit harder with a proper measuring system.  Not only that, he/she probably failed mathematics, and devised a multiple of 10 system because that's how many digits he/she had on his/her hands.

Yup, metric is a bloody cop out and should be banned.

Jafo
Reply #22 Tuesday, April 19, 2016 9:53 AM

starkers

Yeah, same here. I prefer Imperial cos it's what I grew up with and learnt at school.

In Architecture you can come across Land Titles measured in 'links'.

Do you know what a 'link' is?

It's 100th of a Chain. <---- almost fucking Decimal.

...and what's a 'chain'?

22 yards or 66 feet.

So....

What's that link again?

Oh yes....it's zero point six six feet....

and what's that in inches?

 

You can stick your Imperial system up your Imperial arse.

It's rubbish.

Always was...always will be.

 

Oh yes....horses....measured in 'hands'....

That works well....

....but if you get it wet you might have to measure it in fathoms....

 

It's such fucking crap it should have been neutered at birth.

 

 

....and if you're nice I'll tell you what I REALLY think....

Jafo
Reply #23 Tuesday, April 19, 2016 10:00 AM

Then along came the Americans...not happy just to drive on the wrong side...they needed their own sized gallons...and tonnes .... Pommie ones weren't good enough....too big, obviously for delicate young settlements like the US of A ...

So they got all motor-description on us....with 'short' tonnes and 'long' tonnes  [I'll ignore the different spellings].

Made sense with a short motor and a long motor ....but short-sheeting a tonne was just a bit sneaky.

Then to keep cross-dressers of measuring systems happy there came along a 'metric tonne'.

 

FFS, people, enough already.

Jafo
Reply #24 Tuesday, April 19, 2016 10:06 AM

Architecture in the 70's was all about hard conversions and soft conversions....

Legislation of standards of dimension meant initially 8 feet had to be 2438 mm ... nothing more...nothing less...

Then there was a 'simplification' to 2440.

Ultimately regulations allowed 2400 [or about 7 feet 10 and a half] to 'become' 8 feet.   That was the 'soft' end of the transition....

But during the 5 years or so it was total mayhem...

DrJBHL
Reply #25 Tuesday, April 19, 2016 11:33 AM

JuniorCrooks

Canada adopted the metric system in the 70's however there are many like myself who still use imperial. Most construction workers still measure in inches and feet. I will say though that once you get your head around it the metric system is easier to work with because everything is measured by multiple of 10's. For example 10mm = 1cm, 100cm = 1m, 1000m = 1km. That being said I am more use to 12" = 1' so I still use imperial measurements.      

I remember the reports of rioting and looting accompanying that...

JuniorCrooks
Reply #26 Tuesday, April 19, 2016 11:56 AM

DrJBHL


Quoting JuniorCrooks,

Canada adopted the metric system in the 70's however there are many like myself who still use imperial. Most construction workers still measure in inches and feet. I will say though that once you get your head around it the metric system is easier to work with because everything is measured by multiple of 10's. For example 10mm = 1cm, 100cm = 1m, 1000m = 1km. That being said I am more use to 12" = 1' so I still use imperial measurements.      



I remember the reports of rioting and looting accompanying that...


 

The majority were not happy, especially when the road signs began to change. 

starkers
Reply #27 Tuesday, April 19, 2016 8:46 PM

Another reason to go back to Imperial.... A 1/3 [third] of Scotch.... I mean, who ever heard of .3 of Scotch.

See, Imperial has it all over metric.... which doesn't even have a proper measurement for a cricket pitch.

22 Yards = 1 Chain... the length of a cricket pitch... and thus, Imperial is the winner by a country Mile.

 

Uvah
Reply #28 Wednesday, April 20, 2016 6:31 AM

Base 10 or base 12. Last time I looked we only have ten fingers...not twelve. IMO metric is just easier to use. Try using a ruler to measure a 32nd of an inch or a 64th or a 128th......

Jafo
Reply #29 Wednesday, April 20, 2016 8:59 AM


Base 10 or base 12. Last time I looked we only have ten fingers...not twelve. IMO metric is just easier to use. Try using a ruler to measure a 32nd of an inch or a 64th or a 128th......

128th of an inch is about 1/5th of a millimeter....either way you're screwed if you use a ruler.

Even a W & G isn't that good...

 

 

Now, how's it going with the question re what a link is in inches?

Remember...they are both Imperial measures.

The answer demonstrates the utter stupidity of Imperial anything....

sydneysiders
Reply #30 Wednesday, April 20, 2016 11:13 PM

Yeah.... "Green Hectares" doesn't quite have the same ring to it as "Green Acres"... 

lordy, that show was a long time ago....

 

I still have a foot in both camps.... (or is that a centimeter in both camps...  )..... I measure furniture and things in feet and inches... otherwise I would have no idea of what size they were... unless I want to order something like a glass sheet, then I'll metric...

and if news shows don't give both on the height of the assailant...  well, I wouldn't know if they were giants or midgets...

I still weigh myself in stones and pounds.... I don't relate to a person's weight in kilos at all...

Most of my cooking books are very old..grandma's era...so I still measure mostly in pounds and ounces and pints with my old measuring jugs....

I'm well entrenched in Celsius...but still relate to Fahrenheit too...

 

Decimal currency sure made maths class easier than the pounds shillings and pence so I converted there easily...tho threepence sounds soooo much better than 2 cents...

I suppose it's just a matter of what you're bought up with... and how much you use something as to how thoroughly you change over to it...

giving a kid a centimeter and they'll take a kilometer... really doesn't cut it...

I like the fact we still have those old sayings and hope they'll survive the new generations and still be passed down....

 

I remember when my son was about 9 years old... I'd been on a diet...and pleased with my weight loss... I proudly announced to my son when he got home from school that I'd taken off a stone.... He said that's great Mum.. let me know when you've taken off a boulder....  !!    no kidding... that's when the big difference hit me... he had no idea what a Stone in weight was.... of course... and my initial reaction was he was stirring me... but no, that was just the way he saw it from my terminology...

still chuckle at that one... kids say the darnedest things...

 

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