The Monty Python thread

Sunday, February 9, 2003 by Frogboy | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

Quotes from Monty Python here:

"We demand a shrubbery!"
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Xaltec
Reply #121 Monday, February 10, 2003 1:14 PM
Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at nights dreaming of being spat in the face.
Xaltec
Reply #122 Monday, February 10, 2003 1:24 PM
Now look, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. *Even*...and I want to make this absolutely clear...*even* if they *do* say "Jehovah."
Aleatoric
Reply #123 Monday, February 10, 2003 2:03 PM
FOR SALE: upper lip, forearm and knee-cap of ex-Life-Guard. Will do odd jobs around the house.
KarmaGirl
Reply #124 Monday, February 10, 2003 2:26 PM
"She's got huge.... tracts of land!"
Aleatoric
Reply #125 Monday, February 10, 2003 3:29 PM
Yes, mothers, new improved Whizzo butter containing 10% more or less is absolutely indistinguishable from a dead crab.
Jafo
Reply #126 Monday, February 10, 2003 4:01 PM
Bring out yer dead.
Weaksid
Reply #127 Monday, February 10, 2003 5:05 PM
Perfect for this place..

"Yes, I'm here for a argument.
Sorry, I thought you were here for abuse"

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Beastatron
Reply #128 Monday, February 10, 2003 5:12 PM
"I'm not dead, I feel happy. In fact, I think I could take a walk."

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werewolf
Reply #129 Monday, February 10, 2003 5:14 PM
No...none of that here. No, no...no singing!!

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DavidK
Reply #130 Monday, February 10, 2003 5:40 PM

nope... it's too perilous.

Xaltec
Reply #131 Monday, February 10, 2003 6:23 PM
And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
Xaltec
Reply #132 Monday, February 10, 2003 6:24 PM
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
*thud*
Pie Iesu domine,...
*thud*
...dona eis requiem.
*thud*
Pie Iesu domine,...
*thud*
...dona eis requiem.
UBoB
Reply #133 Monday, February 10, 2003 6:34 PM
Well, now, not going to bush the doctor about the beat too long. I'm going to come to point the straight immediately.

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UBoB
Reply #134 Monday, February 10, 2003 6:38 PM
Man: We've got your dung.

Host: What dung?

Man: Your dung. Three hundredweight of heavy droppings. Where do you want it?

Host: I didn't order any dung.

Man: Yes you did, sir. You ordered it through the Book of the Month Club.


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mrtee
Reply #135 Monday, February 10, 2003 7:55 PM
Lamas.

The big comfy chair.

Never be rude to an Arab, an Isreali or a Jew.

The people responsible for this have been given the sack.

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mrtee
Reply #136 Monday, February 10, 2003 7:55 PM
Lamas.

The big comfy chair.

Never be rude to an Arab, an Isreali or a Jew.

The people responsible for this have been given the sack.

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mrtee
Reply #137 Monday, February 10, 2003 8:08 PM
oops

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DavidK
Reply #138 Tuesday, February 11, 2003 6:16 AM
I say you ARE the one true Messiah! and I should know... I've followed several of them!
IPlural
Reply #139 Tuesday, February 11, 2003 7:00 AM
"We are no longer the Knights that go Neit"

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KenLin
Reply #140 Tuesday, February 11, 2003 9:22 AM
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm gets wasted
God gets quite irate

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