The Monty Python thread
Sunday, February 9, 2003 by Frogboy | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Quotes from Monty Python here:
"We demand a shrubbery!"
"We demand a shrubbery!"
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Xaltec
Reply #103 Monday, February 10, 2003 8:24 AM
Reply #103 Monday, February 10, 2003 8:24 AM
Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'
realy gotta work now! 
realy gotta work now! 
BoXXi
Reply #105 Monday, February 10, 2003 8:31 AM
Reply #105 Monday, February 10, 2003 8:31 AM
Hey Xaltec: was it you who was having trouble with NTL?
Xaltec
Reply #107 Monday, February 10, 2003 8:37 AM
Reply #107 Monday, February 10, 2003 8:37 AM
I think i got the prob sorted now... havent uploaded for a while tho.... been real busy at work!
Talking of which... i gotta do some now....
Talking of which... i gotta do some now....
KarmaGirl
Reply #109 Monday, February 10, 2003 10:38 AM
Reply #109 Monday, February 10, 2003 10:38 AM
"Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood."
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood."
KarmaGirl
Reply #114 Monday, February 10, 2003 12:00 PM
Reply #114 Monday, February 10, 2003 12:00 PM
Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
IPlural
Reply #115 Monday, February 10, 2003 12:16 PM
Reply #115 Monday, February 10, 2003 12:16 PM
Burying the Cat.
Hullo, Mrs. Premise.
Hullo, Mrs. Conclusion.
Busy Day?
Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
*Four hours* to bury a cat?
Yes - it wouldn't keep still.
Oh - it wasn't dead, then?
No, no - but it's not at all well, so as we were going to be on the
safe side.
Quite right - you don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead
cat. It'd be so anticlimactic.
Yes, kill it now, that's what I say.
We're going to have to have our budgie put down.
Really - is it very old?
No, we just don't like it.
We're going to take it to the vet tomorrow.
Tell me, how do they put budgies down, then?
Well, it's funny you should ask that, because I've just been
reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and
apparently you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot
them just there, just above the beak.
Just there? Well, well, well. 'Course, Mrs Essence flushed hers
down the loo.
No, you shouldn't do that - no, that's dangerous. They *breed* in
the *sewers*!
Hullo, Mrs. Premise.
Hullo, Mrs. Conclusion.
Busy Day?
Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
*Four hours* to bury a cat?
Yes - it wouldn't keep still.
Oh - it wasn't dead, then?
No, no - but it's not at all well, so as we were going to be on the
safe side.
Quite right - you don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead
cat. It'd be so anticlimactic.
Yes, kill it now, that's what I say.
We're going to have to have our budgie put down.
Really - is it very old?
No, we just don't like it.
We're going to take it to the vet tomorrow.
Tell me, how do they put budgies down, then?
Well, it's funny you should ask that, because I've just been
reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and
apparently you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot
them just there, just above the beak.
Just there? Well, well, well. 'Course, Mrs Essence flushed hers
down the loo.
No, you shouldn't do that - no, that's dangerous. They *breed* in
the *sewers*!
IPlural
Reply #118 Monday, February 10, 2003 12:24 PM
Reply #118 Monday, February 10, 2003 12:24 PM
I'll now ask you all to conclude this harrest with a hymn.
All: All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
The church has nigged them all.
Amen.
All: All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
The church has nigged them all.
Amen.
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Reply #101 Monday, February 10, 2003 8:15 AM
Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you
something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now,
so shut up.