A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3402 Friday, August 30, 2013 11:10 PM
I think it's a simple solution,
I just change the channel.
Reply #3403 Sunday, September 1, 2013 9:59 PM
What Women Want, the simple formula:
1] She thinks you look as good as a
twenty five year old Tom Cruise.
2] You can do the ABCs with your tongue for forty five minutes.
3] You are worth one billion dollars.
One out of three will get you one month of happiness.
Two out of three will get you three years six months of happiness.
Three out of three will get you 2 years of happiness.
Reply #3404 Monday, September 2, 2013 9:29 PM
Why elect representatives if they need to take a poll to
check the majority's wishes before every decision?
~
Can you have a public discussion about something
that has to remain secret to be effective?
Reply #3405 Wednesday, September 4, 2013 10:25 PM
Look on the bright side, stuck in a bus for 20 years
could be much like prison.
Stuck in a closet with a microphone could be also.
Reply #3406 Saturday, September 7, 2013 12:13 AM
What's next month,
the moon falls out of orbit?
Reply #3407 Sunday, September 8, 2013 12:12 AM
A rogue planet could enter our solar system
striking the earth and sending it into the sun.
We can be prepared for this type of disaster
if we all wear inflatable rubber suits equip with fire extinguishers.
Reply #3408 Wednesday, September 11, 2013 11:38 PM
President Obama is the smartest person in our country
at this time, I am sure he will make the right decision.
Reply #3409 Sunday, September 15, 2013 9:21 PM
[The special theory of gravity]
Misery = the mass of the object multiplied by the
velocity of the object multiplied by the amount of
time the object experiences misery.
Gravity = Misery multiplied by the (speed of light to the power of googol).
Misery generates gravity but do to spooky action at a distance the gravity
generated shows up some where else.
Happiness generates anti-gravity in the same way.
I estimate that all life forms experience 15 minutes of happiness
every 24 hours.This explains why we have enough gravity
to overcome anti-gravity.
If happiness ever becomes greater than misery the entire universe
would fall apart into a cloud of dust expanding to infinity
and we would have infinite happiness.
Reply #3410 Monday, September 16, 2013 8:43 PM
In today's changing financial environment you need a new type
of plan to meet your retirement needs.
I recommend getting an early start saving for your retirement.
Start saving 200 years before your birth and you will save
enough by the time you are fifty to pay for someone else's
hookers and blow.
Reply #3411 Tuesday, September 17, 2013 10:24 PM
For now lets just assume that gravity
is a law of nature.
What happens when we assume?
Reply #3412 Wednesday, September 18, 2013 12:32 PM
As far as the new lineup goes,
I would rather look at Maddow.
Reply #3413 Thursday, September 19, 2013 11:01 PM
Don't forget the US National Debt doubled
between 2000 and 2008.
Reply #3414 Thursday, September 19, 2013 11:34 PM
There’s no need to qualify everything you do. Own your preferences and decisions.
Reply #3417 Saturday, September 21, 2013 9:58 PM
I hear people are eating on $6 bucks a day
and getting rich.
Reply #3418 Sunday, September 22, 2013 12:05 AM
Question for republicans:
Wouldn't giving to charity be a sin
and having it taxed from you be saintly?
Reply #3419 Monday, September 23, 2013 10:29 PM
An observation:
Your article will get hits if it has the words "Miley Cyrus" in it.
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Reply #3401 Friday, August 30, 2013 8:32 PM
Oops..wrong thread