A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3382 Tuesday, May 28, 2013 1:24 PM
1) When must a radio talk host dump the caller?
When the caller gets anywhere near the truth.
2) If you have never held public office,
what do you really know about getting things done in government?
3)Your first mistake is the mistake,
your second mistake is not admitting you made a mistake.
Reply #3383 Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:17 PM
Public relations:
Is the statement naive or
is believing the statement naive?
Reply #3385 Thursday, May 30, 2013 10:23 PM
If we find that there is no life on Mars,
it would be a nice place to live.
Reply #3386 Friday, May 31, 2013 10:00 PM
Punishing good behavior is a wormhole to the 19th century and cell phones.
Reply #3387 Saturday, June 1, 2013 12:24 AM
The simple Morris survival guide:
When you hear him simply hit mute for one minute.
Reply #3389 Monday, June 17, 2013 10:04 PM
The grim reaper didn't know where you were,
but as soon as they announce you are the world's oldest person
he'll find you.
Reply #3390 Friday, June 21, 2013 11:42 PM
How does the world work?
A -Magic
B -Scientific mathematical precision
C -Magic on odd numbered days, scientific mathematical precision on even numbered days.
Reply #3392 Sunday, August 11, 2013 11:51 PM
Oblivion
Elysium
Bankrupsium
Freedom of speechium
The rent is to damn highium
The wage is to damn lowium
Health care costs to muchium
Honor and Integritium
Is god goodium?
I'm a geekium
If you don't get it you arntium
Reply #3393 Monday, August 19, 2013 8:59 PM
Lounge lizard or just another one of the
gigantic humongous a-holes that we
have to deal with every day?
Reply #3394 Tuesday, August 20, 2013 11:48 PM
When the magnetic poles of the sun flip
it has to be a positive development.
Reply #3395 Monday, August 26, 2013 12:29 AM
"State of the Union"
We have left the toilet and are in the sewer
headed to the treatment plant.
Reply #3396 Wednesday, August 28, 2013 10:12 PM
Dolphins will only jump through a hoop
if they receive a reward.
If the dolphin receives a penalty for jumping
through the hoop, the dolphin stops jumping through the hoop.
Reply #3397 Wednesday, August 28, 2013 11:58 PM
How do you know for sure
that your VMAs performance went to far?
The cops show up and take you to jail.
Reply #3398 Thursday, August 29, 2013 10:34 PM
I once saw a catering truck operator pull
muffins out of a dumpster and put them
on his truck.
Deregulated republican?
Reply #3399 Thursday, August 29, 2013 10:47 PM
All you need to know to be well paid:
Suck,lick,lie with personality.
Reply #3400 Friday, August 30, 2013 8:08 PM
Someone has to do the job correctly
or the lights don't come on.
~
This comment is like a grain of sand
on the shore of the Milky Way galaxy.
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Reply #3381 Friday, May 24, 2013 11:14 PM
If you rely on forwarded email for accurate information gathering,
(Rub your two brain cells together and try to finish the sentence above)