A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3162 Saturday, July 21, 2012 12:59 AM
Cable bill 68
phone bill 34
cell phone bill 100
dSL bill 34
electric bill 70
car insurance 100-150
gas 100
food 200
taxes ???
car payment 200-300
rent 500-2000
Spending money per month .25 cents
College tuition ???????????????????????????
Books ????????
speeding ticket ???????
parking ticket ?????????????
fender bender 1500
oil change 50
new shoes 150
credit card bill 500
unemployment check
Reply #3163 Saturday, July 21, 2012 2:15 PM
Ever wonder what keeps hot coals from going out?
Snake oil.
Reply #3164 Saturday, July 21, 2012 10:33 PM
"You can overcome anything"
It gets tiring after a while,
let me know how it went in about 150 years.
Reply #3165 Monday, July 23, 2012 9:44 PM
The earth fell through a worm hole is space
and we are now officially on the other side of
the universe.
Reply #3166 Monday, July 23, 2012 10:12 PM
Jobs:
We can build pyramids between Blythe and Phoenix,
we can slide the blocks of stone on banana peels.
Reply #3167 Monday, July 23, 2012 11:11 PM
Space 1999
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Singularity is Near
Artificial stupidity is here
Reply #3169 Tuesday, July 24, 2012 11:41 PM
Headline: CAMPAIGN OPERATIVE: Does Romney 'even understand how our economy works?'
Isn't it obvious no one does
not even the wizard of oz.
Reply #3171 Thursday, July 26, 2012 7:22 PM
So many words to live by, so little time to live by them.
Reply #3174 Friday, July 27, 2012 3:17 AM
Mordon Rekko is a fictional character and the main antagonist of the up coming film Bane Street.
Reply #3175 Sunday, July 29, 2012 12:32 AM
Looking for a conversation and all you find is
a drunk saying "pull my finger"?
For the last four years I've heard talk radio say "he's
in over his head".
You don't make it to president unless you're a lot
smarter then a talk radio host.
Reply #3176 Monday, July 30, 2012 12:36 AM
In this society you're not allowed to stink
even though it's the natural state of humans.
So put some chemicals under your arms like everybody else
and don't stink.
Don't worry it's perfectly safe and even if it wasn't
dying young is better than stinking.
Reply #3178 Monday, July 30, 2012 1:46 AM
If you write a book about demonic possession
and try to sell the book could you be the one that
is possessed?
Reply #3179 Monday, July 30, 2012 2:38 AM
Seeking happiness is a sin and will only bring you misery,
seek misery and you will find happiness.
Knowing that seeking misery will bring you happiness
means that you are really seeking happiness which is a sin
and will only bring you misery.
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Reply #3161 Friday, July 20, 2012 7:49 PM
Just because the vast majority of people
on earth are insane doesn't mean that everyone is.