A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3142 Friday, June 29, 2012 4:30 PM
You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay,
You can call me Fee, or You can call me Bee,
You can call me Penalty, or You can call me Scam,
You can call me Settlement, or you can call me Fine,
You can call me Charge, or You can call me Toll,
You can call me Cost, or You can call me Fare,
You can call me Rate, or You can call me Subscription,
You can call me Duty, or You can call me Levy,
You can call me Excise, or You can call me Tariff,
But you doesn't have to call me Taxes.
Reply #3143 Monday, July 2, 2012 10:29 PM
Rush Limbaugh could prove we have freedom of speech
by becoming a liberal for one year.
Reply #3144 Tuesday, July 3, 2012 4:54 PM
Why do we have a two party system?
You have to have someone to blame for the problems.
Reply #3145 Thursday, July 5, 2012 9:32 PM
Everyone that disagrees with the Supreme Court's Health Care Ruling
will be explaining the Higgs boson in detail tomorrow.
Reply #3146 Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:46 PM
The fat dad thin dad book and seminar:
If you start the game with a thin dad go
back to the start and throw the dice again.
Continue going back to the start and throwing
the dice until you end up with a fat dad,
then proceed to payday and buy hotels.
Reply #3148 Monday, July 9, 2012 6:24 PM
Oh I got friends in high places
where the printing press runs
and the interest rate changes my blues away
I'll be ok
cause I got friends in high places
Lets slip on up to the roof top bar
and eat the night away
Reply #3149 Tuesday, July 10, 2012 11:20 PM
The next time a republican wins the Presidency
you will hear this in the back room.
"Those are our printing presses now."
Reply #3150 Wednesday, July 11, 2012 6:03 PM
If a republican wins the Presidency: The forecast:
Military spending will increase,
Taxes will be lowered for the job creators,
The deficit will spiral up to new levels
and the President will blame congress for not
cutting spending.
Tax incentives for research on Thermoelectric 'heat engines'
will be cut.
Reply #3155 Monday, July 16, 2012 2:00 AM
First site I visit everyday: Garfield - Today's Comic
Number 1 forum on the Internet: Wincustomize
Number 1 news site on the Internet: AOL
Number 2 news site on the Internet: The Huffington Post
Number 3 news site on the Internet: DAILY ROTATION
Number 4 news site on the Internet: Yahoo
Number 5 news site on the Internet: CBS News
Number 6 news site on the Internet: msnbc news
Number 7 news site on the Internet: Google News
Number 1 gossip site on the Internet: omg
Number 1 comedy site on the Internet: DRUDGE REPORT
Honorable mention: Time.com
Number 1 science site on the Internet: PhysOrg.com
Reply #3156 Monday, July 16, 2012 2:39 AM
Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him 'Be fruitful, and multiply.' But not in those words.
Woody Allen
Reply #3157 Monday, July 16, 2012 2:48 PM
"The people who make the country work."
Translation:
"The people who are doing all the work."
Reply #3158 Monday, July 16, 2012 7:33 PM
Trying in vain to win a campaign would be a huge wasted effort.
Reply #3159 Tuesday, July 17, 2012 7:06 PM
40 million a year isn't spitting into the wind.
If you were the only person on earth,
the microphone wouldn't exist and you would be spitting into the wind.
Reply #3160 Tuesday, July 17, 2012 11:29 PM
Romney: Obama 'wants Americans to be ashamed of success'
Enron was a success.
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Reply #3141 Friday, June 29, 2012 2:19 PM
The American people are looking for a mechanism that allows
them to go to the doctor.
If you don't have children you pay more tax,
If you don't have a mechanism for healthcare you pay more tax.