A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3082 Monday, April 23, 2012 8:46 PM
Do you know how those girls go that didn't make it back stage?
Reply #3083 Wednesday, April 25, 2012 12:28 AM
You're at a dance place and you genuinely ask her boy friend
if he knows anyone who is looking for a room to rent.
They leave and she comes back in 20 minutes alone.
You take her home and never get married.
By the way, I met your wife today Tim.
Reply #3084 Thursday, April 26, 2012 12:26 AM
Don't worry they're not all like that.
Some women have no interest in sex,
they just fake it for money.
They even lie on the survey.
By the way, I turned her down Tim.
Reply #3085 Sunday, April 29, 2012 3:56 PM
If you built a transporter that moved all the information
that is you to another location,
would it be you?
No, it has all ready been done and they call them twins.
Reply #3086 Friday, May 4, 2012 1:09 AM
Did Hitler practice tough love?
What would you rather have?
BS spewing from your TV or a tomato.
Reply #3087 Saturday, May 5, 2012 10:41 PM
Love,
Sometimes it hurts and
sometimes it hurts and lasts.
Reply #3090 Tuesday, May 8, 2012 1:38 PM
Stupidity is stored in two refrigerator units.
Don't use to much stupidity at any one time
or you could run out.
You need to keep a large supply at all times
because your survival depends on stupidity.
Reply #3091 Tuesday, May 8, 2012 10:44 PM
They give you study after study and tell you
all the things that are shortening your life.
They are lying and ripping you off.
I will now give you the real top two things that are killing you.
The number one killer is your JOB.
Your JOB is killing you faster than anything else
by a huge margin.
The number two killer is "people making retarded decisions
that affect your life and forcing them on you."
Reply #3092 Tuesday, May 8, 2012 11:41 PM
You quit smoking and now your sucking on something else.
Now your foot hurts,
connect the dots Einstein.
You can't fix anything without breaking
something else.
Now your going to take something for your foot
and break something else Einstein.
Reply #3093 Wednesday, May 9, 2012 11:56 PM
One after noon Jed wanted a snack so he tried something new.
Jed had one yogurt and Jed felt better and even Jed's stomach
felt better.So Jed started eating one yogurt a day and he
felt better and his stomach felt better.
Then one day Jed's ear started ringing fairly loud.
Jed stopped eating yogurt and his ear stopped ringing.
A week later Jed started eating yogurt again and the next day
his ear started ringing.Then Jed stopped eating yogurt
and his ear stopped ringing.He didn't feel as good and neither
did his stomach but his ear wasn't ringing.
If Jed couldn't connect the dots his ear would still be ringing loud.
Reply #3094 Thursday, May 10, 2012 4:38 PM
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Reply #3095 Thursday, May 10, 2012 9:37 PM
How intelligent are animals?
Animals won't jump through a hoop
if you don't reward them.
Reply #3097 Thursday, May 10, 2012 10:28 PM
Humans have been smoking tobacco for 18000 years maybe more.
Humans have evolved genetically with tobacco.
Humans have not been breathing radiator fluid mixed
with nicotine.
Reply #3098 Thursday, May 10, 2012 10:57 PM
We had to get rid of the nuclear waste somewhere.
Don't worry it's perfectly safe.
Reply #3099 Friday, May 11, 2012 2:43 PM
Time should do a cover of someone taking a dump
and call it Scat Time.
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Reply #3081 Monday, April 23, 2012 5:22 PM
We ran out of money in 1791,
I'm not worried about it.