A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3063 Saturday, March 31, 2012 11:34 PM
Hillary Clinton,
I like your smile,
and you are definitely qualified to be
President of the United States.
Reply #3064 Sunday, April 1, 2012 10:35 PM
If you say half a word and stop,
this is because you realized you shouldn't say the whole word.
Reply #3065 Monday, April 2, 2012 12:38 AM
So,
are you sure you want to double down
on deregulation?
Reply #3066 Wednesday, April 4, 2012 12:09 AM
I saw gas brake the five dollar mark
under the last administration.
Reply #3067 Friday, April 6, 2012 10:50 PM
I can eat 9 rib eye steaks per month
with the money I saved canceling my TV cable.
Reply #3068 Wednesday, April 11, 2012 4:10 PM
I've seen the Singing Toothbrush can I
get the singing toilet paper dispenser?
In the future when we have quantum computing
we will send our files to the Pin Head.
Reply #3070 Sunday, April 15, 2012 10:35 PM
Each of you will purchase 183 vouchers per year
at $3.50 per voucher.
Each voucher will be good for one bowel movement.
If you run out of vouchers before the end of the year
you will have to purchase more from someone
who has a surplus.
This system will cut down on waste and help save
the planet.
The system will be called "Crap and trade".
Reply #3071 Sunday, April 15, 2012 11:12 PM
Each person will be fitted with a
icrap transmitter which will send data
to the pin head for analysis.
This will prevent crap dodgers.
Reply #3072 Sunday, April 15, 2012 11:32 PM
To cut down on green house gases,
stand by for the ifart update and
"fart and trade".
Reply #3073 Monday, April 16, 2012 7:19 PM
Today's republican idea was to raise taxes
on poor people by removing some tax deductions.
Reply #3074 Monday, April 16, 2012 9:04 PM
What would happen if you fell into a large black hole?
First you would accelerate to the speed of the bananas
that fell in with you.
This would cause time to slow down.
The immense gravity of the black hole would also cause
time to slow down.
These two phenomenon would combine and time would reverse.
You would then find yourself 20 years younger standing
on a beach on Earth talking to a young wordsmith.
Reply #3075 Tuesday, April 17, 2012 10:01 PM
Daddy fired Mommy and had to give her
half the company.
Reply #3076 Thursday, April 19, 2012 11:53 PM
What did the camera in the bucket see?
Madam charcoala takin a wee.
You can use it.
The barbeques are in aisle two.
Reply #3077 Friday, April 20, 2012 9:13 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket
who kept what was left of his brain in a bucket.
He liked to eat scrapple and would slice it up
with a scapple.
One day he mistook his brain for an apple
and sliced it up with his scapple.
Now he's selling what's left in a raffle.
Reply #3078 Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:24 PM
The chain on the plane keeps it mainly on the terrain.
Reply #3080 Sunday, April 22, 2012 8:48 PM
Click your heels together 3 times and repeat after me,
Stupid and happy
Stupid and happy
Stupid and happy
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Reply #3061 Tuesday, March 27, 2012 11:50 PM
Say what you want about Rodman,
but he's the only reason I ever watched basketball.