A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #2762 Thursday, January 13, 2011 11:58 PM
What we have learned so far.
The world is a wonderful place full of
pink stuffed animals and rainbows.
Every person you meet is a friend who
loves you and cares about you.
Life is a gift to share with everyone.
Good luck quitting smoking.
Reply #2763 Friday, January 14, 2011 3:04 PM
What have you learned Dorothy?
"I learned that you shouldn't waste
very much time and energy thinking about
things that you have no control over.
You can't change the world it has a mind
of it's own.300,000,000 people have better
things to do than watch TV, you should join
them."
See you next time,
same bat time same bat channel.
Reply #2764 Friday, January 14, 2011 8:18 PM
What do you learn if you stop watching TV for a month?
You find out who got plastic surgery since the last time you watched.
To achieve Zen be conscious with out thinking,
this is easy for some.
One way to do it is to ski down a mountain.
Try to do it while taking a walk.
Reply #2765 Saturday, January 15, 2011 12:38 AM
Peace to be sure.....Music teaches you all you need to know....
Reply #2766 Saturday, January 15, 2011 10:48 PM
The Question:
Is there an app for randomly selecting students in a class?
Yes,
This is the fastest, easiest, least time wasting, foolproof way to do it.
Put each students name on a small separate piece of paper
and put them in a hat and mix them up.
Now with out looking pull one piece of paper out of the hat.
This paper is the first student randomly selected.
Just repeat pulling one paper out of the hat at a time
to select more students.
Reply #2767 Sunday, January 16, 2011 1:38 AM
Welcome to West World,
We hope you enjoy your stay.
Nothing can go wrong
go wrong
go wrong
go wrong
go wrong
go wrong
go wrong
go wrong
go wrong
go wrong
go wrong
go wrong
go wrong
Reply #2768 Sunday, January 16, 2011 7:48 PM
California should legalize prostitution.
This has been a joke.
Reply #2769 Sunday, January 16, 2011 8:48 PM
If you could read peoples minds
would it be easy to find a mate or impossible?
Reply #2771 Monday, January 17, 2011 2:13 AM
After 9 years I just had my biggest catastrophe
with my 9 year old computer,
it was almost nonfunctional.
Luckily I removed the anti virus program
and the computer is running as perfect
as it ever did.You can guess what the other
biggest problems have been,
updating.
Reply #2774 Tuesday, January 18, 2011 6:11 PM
Since you can't say anything without having to
explain it later,
maybe you should just explain it and stop saying things.
Reply #2775 Tuesday, January 18, 2011 11:48 PM
The difference between men and women is,
men can be happy with the same penis
their whole life.
Reply #2777 Wednesday, January 19, 2011 2:16 AM
In my painting I blow the bubbles
and the gargoyles are female.
Discarded near where I stand is a little black book.
Reply #2778 Wednesday, January 19, 2011 2:41 AM
Would you like a good pick up line?
This is the best one I've found.
"Your hair looks like crap."
Reply #2779 Wednesday, January 19, 2011 3:01 AM
If you meet two girls at the same time,
hit on the one you don't want.
The worst thing that will happen is
you will get both of them.
Reply #2780 Wednesday, January 19, 2011 2:21 PM
Lets say you are at a party and you accidentally
find yourself in a conversation with a beautiful
women who is showing a lot of confidence.
Simply ask "How much do you weigh?"
and behold.
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Reply #2761 Thursday, January 13, 2011 12:21 PM
Here is a simple test to check your state of mind.
Select the statement that best describes you A or B,
then read the results of your test below.
A: I am a sane person.
B: I am insane.
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If you selected A you are insane.
If you selected B you know you're insane.
Now retake the test.