A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #2702 Tuesday, November 2, 2010 10:57 PM
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Subject: Night of 2008 Presidential election U.S.
The winner of the election made a speech,
the following is the translation.
"From this moment forward your as* is mine."
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Reply #2703 Wednesday, November 3, 2010 4:47 PM
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Pragmatism:
A Method or tendency in philosophy which
determines the meaning and truth of all concepts
by their practical consequences. - pragmatist
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Reply #2704 Friday, November 5, 2010 12:12 AM
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I was born with a horrible affliction,
I can see though people like a very thin piece of tissue paper.
I watched election coverage Tuesday night from 4pm until about 2am.
I channel surfed around here and there and I could tell which people
were in a good mood.
For the record I was in a good mood.
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Reply #2705 Saturday, November 6, 2010 10:49 PM
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The Ring Nebula looks a little like a donut.
How long will it take for the Ring Nebula to close?
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Reply #2707 Wednesday, November 10, 2010 5:37 PM
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Do we have enough puppets selling gold and late night shows,
yet?
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Reply #2708 Thursday, November 11, 2010 6:26 PM
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Take the guilt trip and shove it.
Does that sound soft to you?
Ya it's been a #%&*# cake walk.
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Reply #2711 Friday, November 12, 2010 8:45 PM
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Hi Mr. Cavett,
Who is running our country?
People who went to college.
When asking for advice maybe we should
ask people who have successfully solved problems,
not people who create them.
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Reply #2712 Saturday, November 13, 2010 12:58 AM
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Hi Penn Jillette,
The primates said to give you a message.
"Happy Birthday"
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Reply #2713 Saturday, November 13, 2010 7:58 PM
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The term is "Class Warfare".
At any given moment it is easy
to tell who is winning.
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Reply #2714 Tuesday, November 16, 2010 9:05 PM
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I hear that no one saw the economy going off a cliff, coming.
When your house doubles in value in five years everybody knows it's bogus.
The reason nobody saw it coming is because everybody saw it coming
and everybody was making money.
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Reply #2716 Wednesday, November 17, 2010 12:42 AM
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What I see coming.
In the not to distant future a large number
of people are going to lose their ass on gold.
That's ok don't listen to me no one ever does.
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Reply #2717 Wednesday, November 17, 2010 4:31 PM
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Don't do away with plastic bags,
recycle your plastic bags.
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Reply #2718 Wednesday, November 17, 2010 5:19 PM
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, is bound to get there.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!
Reply #2719 Wednesday, November 17, 2010 11:27 PM
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Reply #2720 Thursday, November 18, 2010 5:14 PM
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Fixing social security and other things.
1) When you were running a surplus you should have placed
it in accounts for future obligations.
2) You should always run a surplus and place the surplus
in accounts each marked for a particular future obligation
and only use the money in each marked account for the
particular future obligation it has been marked to be
used for.
3) Learn discipline.
4) To run a surplus you must cut your expenses and
budget your money.
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Reply #2701 Saturday, October 30, 2010 1:19 AM
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"Floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee."
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