A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
Reply #2102 Friday, February 23, 2007 5:30 PM
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There are some who say man didn't
really land on the moon.
There are some who say that man
landed on Mars and kept it a secret.
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Reply #2104 Saturday, February 24, 2007 10:52 PM
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Mr. Laporte,
Here is one you can't delete.
You win a cookie. 
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Reply #2105 Tuesday, February 27, 2007 12:05 AM
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Lets talk about making fun of
people when they're having a hard time with things.
Well,
You know that it is only a matter of time
before the people making the fun
are swimming in their own happy.
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Reply #2106 Wednesday, February 28, 2007 12:30 AM
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Mr. Gore,
I just bought a replacement part for my
20 year old vacuum.
Post # 2105 doesn't apply to you.
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Reply #2107 Thursday, March 1, 2007 10:40 PM
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I have decided to acquire certified avoided deforestation
carbon offsets from the planet Jupiter.
I am going to get a lot of them.
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Reply #2109 Sunday, March 4, 2007 10:45 PM
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People were not put
on this planet
to commit suicide.
Pure logic.
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Reply #2110 Wednesday, March 7, 2007 7:52 PM
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It isn't advisable to waste time
spinning the sail on a sinking ship,
if there is another ship nearby.
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Reply #2112 Thursday, March 8, 2007 7:21 AM
Little Feat made a trip to Jimmy Buffett's place!
http://www.littlefeat.net/documents/44.html
Truth is, there really is no story’s end yet, and Little Feat have indeed led a storied life ever since they formed in 1969. From then on, their unconventional signature of earthy, organic appeal and polished, first-rate musicianship wrapped around eclectic and memorable songs--clearly delivered as an authentic labor of love--has been a lasting fixture on the musical landscape. As American as apple pie--and rock ‘n roll itself--Feat’s music transcends boundaries, a freewheeling fusion of California rock and Dixie-inflected funk-boogie. In the mix as well are strains of folk, blues, rockabilly, country and jazz, inventing a hybrid sound that is truly Little Feat’s own.
One of the reason's I love America!
Reply #2113 Thursday, March 8, 2007 8:46 PM
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When used incorrectly rat poison
is bad for tourism and economic growth.
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Reply #2114 Thursday, March 8, 2007 9:55 PM
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Mr. Gore,
I just purchased a remanufactured printer
cartridge from printpal.
I sent in my old cartridge so it
could be recycled.
How about you?
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Reply #2115 Monday, March 12, 2007 11:04 PM
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Who was the host of a show called Politically Incorrect,
and who then,
is very possibly
politically incorrect?
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Reply #2116 Tuesday, March 13, 2007 8:59 PM
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The person referred to in post # 2115
claims to be very intelligent.
I suggest he run for president.
Caution,
the first hurdle is to be smart enough
to get elected.
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Reply #2117 Thursday, March 15, 2007 8:11 PM
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Chris Rock,
I have noticed that you can
use quite a bit of profanity in
half a sentence.
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Reply #2118 Friday, March 16, 2007 6:42 PM
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What does publicly admitting that
you had an affair with Anna Nicole Smith,
do to your reputation?
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Reply #2119 Friday, March 16, 2007 9:57 PM
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When outing a possible covert operative,
the first person to inform the general public,
does the most damage.
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Reply #2120 Wednesday, March 21, 2007 6:37 PM
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Mr. Gore,
Maybe you could try an experiment.
You could fix Mars first and then Jupiter,
on your way out of the Solar System.
Could you be sure and come back in time
to fix the Sun when it burns out?
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Reply #2101 Wednesday, February 21, 2007 8:23 PM
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I was 19 the last time I paid for a hair cut.
Do the math, it adds up to a couple motorcycles.
Now tell me,
am I sane?
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