A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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ArileenDesign
Reply #2081 Friday, February 2, 2007 7:30 PM
"Impossible is not french word" by unknow

Iben
Reply #2082 Saturday, February 3, 2007 12:33 AM

~


As a young boy I never lost a game of clue.

As a young teen I figured out who owns the zebra,

in 20 min.

I can still solve a Rubik's cube.


Anything I brake today I can fix tomorrow.

Seen any supernovas lately Adam?


~


Iben
Reply #2083 Saturday, February 3, 2007 3:36 AM

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Anything I fix today I can brake tomorrow.


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Iben
Reply #2084 Saturday, February 3, 2007 3:36 AM

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"There isn't anything that you know that I don't know !"- Adam Carolla


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Iben
Reply #2085 Monday, February 5, 2007 12:46 AM

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I'm early,

Just dialed randomly,

I have a sixth sense and always seem

to find the right number.


~


Iben
Reply #2086 Monday, February 5, 2007 7:44 PM

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The Alien was in the room taking notes.

The mothership arrived on schedule.

Probably related to Rammstein.

Think eleven.

The mothership is fine as long as no one gets hurt.

Hendrix

Anyone who eats at Tacobell is ok with me.

Yes I do work for a living.

Post # 2047


~


Iben
Reply #2087 Tuesday, February 6, 2007 8:29 PM

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Andy D.

Wins a cookie,

take it with milk for a while.


When riding in the rain

take a tip from Kenny Roberts

On any Sunday II.


~


Iben
Reply #2088 Wednesday, February 7, 2007 7:41 PM

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I like the automatic doors at the supermarket.


Deo


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JukEboXAuDiO
Reply #2089 Thursday, February 8, 2007 12:05 PM
Success is not measured by how far you go in life. It is measured in the amount of people you help along the way.

-ME

Iben
Reply #2090 Thursday, February 8, 2007 7:35 PM

~


A man gets up and has a big cup of coffee.

Goes outside for a walk.

He comes to a field.

In the field he finds a large red bull.

The bull kicks the man in the bladder 67 times.

Luckily they were just love taps.


West World.


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Iben
Reply #2091 Friday, February 9, 2007 6:13 PM

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Mr. O'Reilly,

You teach an excellent class.

Today I sat next to Alan who

needs a shave and saves his money.

I like to sit where I can hear everybody.


And something unrelated,

This goes out to someone who goes by

the handle of Eight inch minimum,

Measuring devices are very handy

it is good to know where you keep em.


~


Iben
Reply #2092 Saturday, February 10, 2007 9:17 AM

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Penn J. ,

If you are looking for proof,

then you are on the fence.

That is a change in your category,

there are three categories and two start with an A.

Pure logic lies on the fence.

Also,

remember the cartoon with the dancing frog

found on a construction site.

"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime, gal."


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Iben
Reply #2093 Sunday, February 11, 2007 10:35 PM

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Some people don't see the frog dance.

That doesn't mean that the frog doesn't dance.

To see the frog dance,

first,

you must be looking

for the dancing frog.


~


Iben
Reply #2094 Tuesday, February 13, 2007 9:28 PM

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Penn,
If life were easy to handle,

would life be worth living?


Carolla, you were clean

clear to Mars town.


~


Iben
Reply #2095 Wednesday, February 14, 2007 7:32 PM

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I am holding a white baseball while you read this.

Can you prove I am holding a white baseball while you read this?

Is it possible that I am holding a white baseball while you read this?

Is it possible that I am not holding a white baseball while you read this?

Is it a fact that you can't prove something that is possible?


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Iben
Reply #2096 Thursday, February 15, 2007 8:34 PM

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Hi, Penn & G & T & Mr. Fatuous


Deaf Frat Guy, who I like,

A suggestion, Apply yourself now,

Because when your youth and looks are gone,

you will need money.

At the rate you are going your youth and looks

will be gone sooner then expected.

Also,

I like baseballs no matter what color they are.

Once a baseball goes bad I don't like it any more.


~


Iben
Reply #2097 Friday, February 16, 2007 7:52 PM

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The cure for hick-ups that always worked for me.

While sipping water, hold your breath and swallow seven

times, after the last swallow keep holding your breath

for 4 more seconds. That's it.

If it is a bad case try it in the morning when you get up.


Also,

When magicians cut them selves isn't it usually

part of the act?


~


Iben
Reply #2098 Friday, February 16, 2007 10:20 PM

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Hi to,

Stephen Hawking and Walter Eeeeeeeeeee Williams.

"I vill a little t'ink."- Albert Einstein


~


Iben
Reply #2099 Sunday, February 18, 2007 8:26 AM

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I met someone about sixteen

years ago, who got her job because

of her looks, but kept it because

of her brains.


~


Iben
Reply #2100 Monday, February 19, 2007 10:09 PM

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Today's top story,

Someone was seen smoking a cigarette.

also,

I wish I could get eleven thousand miles

out of a motorcycle tire.

I wonder how many ways you can spell

the name Len?


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