The Ultimate IQ test!
Saturday, January 4, 2003 by GFXWizard | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Take this IQ test.How Smart Are You? See if you really are the person you say you are.
http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/
http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/
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Angel_Wings
Reply #42 Sunday, January 5, 2003 3:51 PM
Reply #42 Sunday, January 5, 2003 3:51 PM
Hey Snarph. I'm doing good...hope you are too 
joetheblow, glad you like the nick shmoopy...rhymes with poopy and droopy and loopy (etc. you get the idea) which makes me giggle.
craeonics, glad you got a kick out of the Mensa test... It was the only online test I actually thought was the most accurate out of many that have come and gone. You scored the same as me even though I think I took the full 30 minutes so I could grab another cup of coffee. I hope coffee isn't cheating.
Goodmorphing, you lil' genius you! (((HUG))) I have a feeling most of the 'skinners' on this site have a higher than average I.Q. but yes, you're right GM, intelligence doesn't always guarantee success or happiness and I think many of the greatest minds suffer deep sadness and depression.
Hmmmmmmmm. Perhaps ignorance truly is bliss.
One of my favorite old black and white "Twilight Zone" episodes was the one where this man knew "THE MEANING OF LIFE" but every time people dragged it out of him and he'd whisper it to them they'd immediately go insane. It still sends shivers up my spine to even think of it because it lets your imagination fill in the blank and sometimes using our imagination is way worse (he-he)!
***none too subtle change of subject***
Last year went way too fast! I hope this year lasts a bit longer and is a positive year for everyone. I wish good times lasted longer than the bad ones. Pain and suffering always seems to stretch on eternally and when the good stuff happens it seems to be in a blink of an eye. No wonder people take pictures!
joetheblow, glad you like the nick shmoopy...rhymes with poopy and droopy and loopy (etc. you get the idea) which makes me giggle.
craeonics, glad you got a kick out of the Mensa test... It was the only online test I actually thought was the most accurate out of many that have come and gone. You scored the same as me even though I think I took the full 30 minutes so I could grab another cup of coffee. I hope coffee isn't cheating.
Goodmorphing, you lil' genius you! (((HUG)))
I have a feeling most of the 'skinners' on this site have a higher than average I.Q. but yes, you're right GM, intelligence doesn't always guarantee success or happiness and I think many of the greatest minds suffer deep sadness and depression. Hmmmmmmmm. Perhaps ignorance truly is bliss.
One of my favorite old black and white "Twilight Zone" episodes was the one where this man knew "THE MEANING OF LIFE" but every time people dragged it out of him and he'd whisper it to them they'd immediately go insane. It still sends shivers up my spine to even think of it because it lets your imagination fill in the blank and sometimes using our imagination is way worse (he-he)!
***none too subtle change of subject***
Last year went way too fast! I hope this year lasts a bit longer and is a positive year for everyone. I wish good times lasted longer than the bad ones. Pain and suffering always seems to stretch on eternally and when the good stuff happens it seems to be in a blink of an eye. No wonder people take pictures!
craeonics
Reply #43 Sunday, January 5, 2003 4:36 PM
Reply #43 Sunday, January 5, 2003 4:36 PM
Time flies indeed. Even when I didn't do a damn thing last year.
paxx
Reply #44 Sunday, January 5, 2003 4:45 PM
Reply #44 Sunday, January 5, 2003 4:45 PM
129, Precision Processor. This apparently means that among other things, I have superior skill in mathematics.
Crae: If all swoopies are smoochies, and some swoopies are bloopies, then some swoopies are bloopies. True or False? Try this:
If all oranges are fruits and some oranges are sweet, then some fruits are sweet. True.
That's how I do it when I'm given swoopies and shmoochies, and A's and B's. I replace it with things I know and see if it makes sense.
Crae: If all swoopies are smoochies, and some swoopies are bloopies, then some swoopies are bloopies. True or False? Try this:
If all oranges are fruits and some oranges are sweet, then some fruits are sweet. True.
That's how I do it when I'm given swoopies and shmoochies, and A's and B's. I replace it with things I know and see if it makes sense.
mstazzdevl
Reply #45 Sunday, January 5, 2003 5:02 PM
Reply #45 Sunday, January 5, 2003 5:02 PM
My score was 133, it said that I am a Visionary Philosopher. Does that mean I daydream a lot and then analyze my daydreams?????? lol
joetheblow
Reply #46 Sunday, January 5, 2003 10:16 PM
Reply #46 Sunday, January 5, 2003 10:16 PM
So does this mean we are suppossed to be wealthy people cause we are smart or fools because we didn't live to our full potential?
I fermly believe in multipul intelegences. I believe there are 6 from last time I studied the ideal. These IQ tests are so subjective.
So what would have happened if I got all of them right? What would have happened if I got all of them wrong?
Riddle me that...
I fermly believe in multipul intelegences. I believe there are 6 from last time I studied the ideal. These IQ tests are so subjective.
So what would have happened if I got all of them right? What would have happened if I got all of them wrong?
Riddle me that...
craeonics
Reply #47 Monday, January 6, 2003 3:48 AM
Reply #47 Monday, January 6, 2003 3:48 AM
It only means that you score well/bad on this kind of tests. C'est tout.
paxx> Your statement may end up to be true, but the tricky one I meant was: "if some A's are B's and some B's are C's, then some A's are definitely C's". Some and definite in one sentence doesn't fly with me, ergo false or neither (probably false).
paxx> Your statement may end up to be true, but the tricky one I meant was: "if some A's are B's and some B's are C's, then some A's are definitely C's". Some and definite in one sentence doesn't fly with me, ergo false or neither (probably false).
Weaksid
Reply #48 Monday, January 6, 2003 6:25 AM
Reply #48 Monday, January 6, 2003 6:25 AM
You know, I was checking the scores and we are all about the same.
Weaksid says that we are either all average or just all smarter than avg people
Weaksid says that we are either all average or just all smarter than avg people
goodmorphing
Reply #50 Monday, January 6, 2003 6:48 AM
Reply #50 Monday, January 6, 2003 6:48 AM
Or all of us look like likely prospects to be paying out money... after all, we are there taking their tests. Maybe they know better than call any of us dumb until after they get some $$$$$
SkinneRyan
Reply #52 Monday, January 6, 2003 9:12 AM
Reply #52 Monday, January 6, 2003 9:12 AM
Congratulations, Ryan!
Your IQ score is 124
This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ Test.
During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. To determine your ability in these areas, we compared your answers to those given by the 6.5 million people who have taken Emode's Ultimate IQ Test.
The even better news is that Emode has taken intelligence assessment a step further than the rest, offering you insight no other IQ test can give. We have developed a reliable statistical algorithm that analyzes patterns in your responses to determine the unique way that your brain functions, revealing your Intellectual Type.
Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Precision Processor. This means that among other things, you have superior skill in mathematics.
Would this be a bad time to mention that I didn't understand anything in the 4th paragraph?
Your IQ score is 124
This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ Test.
During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. To determine your ability in these areas, we compared your answers to those given by the 6.5 million people who have taken Emode's Ultimate IQ Test.
The even better news is that Emode has taken intelligence assessment a step further than the rest, offering you insight no other IQ test can give. We have developed a reliable statistical algorithm that analyzes patterns in your responses to determine the unique way that your brain functions, revealing your Intellectual Type.
Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Precision Processor. This means that among other things, you have superior skill in mathematics.
Would this be a bad time to mention that I didn't understand anything in the 4th paragraph?
SkinneRyan
Reply #53 Monday, January 6, 2003 9:25 AM
Reply #53 Monday, January 6, 2003 9:25 AM
This would be a REALLY bad time to mention that I re-read the 4th paragraph and now I get it 
(PS. Is there any possibility we can get rid of the vomiting icon and replace it with a blushing icon? Because now would be a REALLY good time to use one
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(PS. Is there any possibility we can get rid of the vomiting icon and replace it with a blushing icon? Because now would be a REALLY good time to use one
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Aqua.
Reply #54 Monday, January 6, 2003 11:04 AM
Reply #54 Monday, January 6, 2003 11:04 AM
Congratulations, Joshua!
Your IQ score is 131
Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Visual Mathematician. This means that among other things, you have superior skills in mathematics and spatial reasoning.
Ok, this proves the test is somewhat screwed. The visual part they got, but I've rarely gotten above a C in any math class.
Your IQ score is 131
Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Visual Mathematician. This means that among other things, you have superior skills in mathematics and spatial reasoning.
Ok, this proves the test is somewhat screwed. The visual part they got, but I've rarely gotten above a C in any math class.
Koasati
Reply #55 Monday, January 6, 2003 11:36 AM
Reply #55 Monday, January 6, 2003 11:36 AM
Congratulations, Koa!
Your IQ score is 12
This number is the result of a formula based on how few questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ Test.
During the test, you failed to answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. To determine your ability in these areas, we compared your answers to those given by the 6.5 million people who have taken Emode's Ultimate IQ Test. We gave you 12 points for finding the page in the first place.
The even better news is that you probably can't understand that you're dumber than a wet stick.
Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Non Existant. This means that among other things, you could manage a fast food establishment.
I can't believe it's not butter!
Your IQ score is 12
This number is the result of a formula based on how few questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ Test.
During the test, you failed to answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. To determine your ability in these areas, we compared your answers to those given by the 6.5 million people who have taken Emode's Ultimate IQ Test. We gave you 12 points for finding the page in the first place.
The even better news is that you probably can't understand that you're dumber than a wet stick.
Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Non Existant. This means that among other things, you could manage a fast food establishment.
I can't believe it's not butter!
KarmaGirl
Reply #56 Monday, January 6, 2003 11:49 AM
Reply #56 Monday, January 6, 2003 11:49 AM
This is the email that I got back from the IQ test (which I think is *really* off because it said that I have an IQ of 164, and I actually have the IQ of a turnip).:
"Angela, you are an Insightful Linguist. Did you know?
71% of Insightful Linguists would be more tempted to see their main squeeze covered in whipped cream, than eat an ice cream sundae covered in whipped cream."
Hmmm...good to know!
What is a "good" IQ, anyway?
"Angela, you are an Insightful Linguist. Did you know?
71% of Insightful Linguists would be more tempted to see their main squeeze covered in whipped cream, than eat an ice cream sundae covered in whipped cream."
Hmmm...good to know!
What is a "good" IQ, anyway?
Aqua.
Reply #57 Monday, January 6, 2003 12:31 PM
Reply #57 Monday, January 6, 2003 12:31 PM
As for that last, I think 120 is considered to be average/slightly high
paxx
Reply #58 Monday, January 6, 2003 12:37 PM
Reply #58 Monday, January 6, 2003 12:37 PM
Theoretically, if an IQ test is designed properly, it shouldfollow the following curve:
4% of people: 60 IQ and less ---> retard
17% of people: around 80 IQ ---> below average
58% of people: around 100 IQ ---> average
17% of people: around 120 IQ ---> gifted
4% of people: 140 IQ and more ---> genius
164 is very unlikely but possible I guess. It would represent about the top 0.01%. Equivalent to an Einstein.
4% of people: 60 IQ and less ---> retard
17% of people: around 80 IQ ---> below average
58% of people: around 100 IQ ---> average
17% of people: around 120 IQ ---> gifted
4% of people: 140 IQ and more ---> genius
164 is very unlikely but possible I guess. It would represent about the top 0.01%. Equivalent to an Einstein.
paxx
Reply #59 Monday, January 6, 2003 12:44 PM
Reply #59 Monday, January 6, 2003 12:44 PM
Note that only the "gifted" top 4% are accepted as members of Mensa.
To me, that is highly reprehensive. It's segregation, as much so as racial segregation is.
To me, that is highly reprehensive. It's segregation, as much so as racial segregation is.
werewolf
Reply #60 Monday, January 6, 2003 12:45 PM
Reply #60 Monday, January 6, 2003 12:45 PM
hmmm, well if Paxx is right, then this test didn't calculate mine correctly because it said I had a 153. I usually blow away the spatial type tests and usually do very well on math (said I was a precision processor), but I don't quite believe 153.
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Reply #41 Sunday, January 5, 2003 1:30 PM
- Henrik Tikkanen
One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
- William Feather