A Joke!!!
Wednesday, November 20, 2002 by @shu | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Once there were a group of people of different nationalities travelling in a plane. Suddenly the engines of the plane came to a grinding halt and the pilot asked everybody to bail out.
The first one out was the American, he pulled the cord and the chute opened. Next out was the Brit and his chute opened too. He was followed by the French and the German and their chutes opened too. Last to jump was the Cossack but his chute did not open. He went whirling past the German who prayed for him. Next he passed the French who prayed for him too. So did the Brit. When he whizzed past the Yank, the American called out, "So you wanna race, eh! USA Forever!!!" and he snapped his chord.
The first one out was the American, he pulled the cord and the chute opened. Next out was the Brit and his chute opened too. He was followed by the French and the German and their chutes opened too. Last to jump was the Cossack but his chute did not open. He went whirling past the German who prayed for him. Next he passed the French who prayed for him too. So did the Brit. When he whizzed past the Yank, the American called out, "So you wanna race, eh! USA Forever!!!" and he snapped his chord.
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Bangkokboy
Reply #22 Friday, November 22, 2002 12:56 PM
Reply #22 Friday, November 22, 2002 12:56 PM
only an Aussie would abbreviate one syllable down to two! 
Kinrik
Reply #24 Friday, November 22, 2002 3:52 PM
Reply #24 Friday, November 22, 2002 3:52 PM
only certain aussies...i don't think aafuss could pull it off... 
Jafo
Reply #25 Sunday, November 24, 2002 7:47 PM
Reply #25 Sunday, November 24, 2002 7:47 PM
Unfortunately, Aussies are an irreverent lot who will often 'slang off' with 'on the piss' for having a drink, 'wogs' for Italians [they respond with 'Skippys'], 'Septics' for Americans [though that is pure 2-stage rhyming slang...blame the cockneys for that], and, being 'lazy', anything we can we abbreviate.
We also tend to be colour-blind, as any red-head will be called 'Blue'...
BUT we DO play cricket better than the Poms...[sorry, BoXXi]...
We also tend to be colour-blind, as any red-head will be called 'Blue'...
BUT we DO play cricket better than the Poms...[sorry, BoXXi]...
@shu
Reply #26 Sunday, November 24, 2002 9:25 PM
Reply #26 Sunday, November 24, 2002 9:25 PM
and all the other cricketing nations for that matter... 
But this time, the World Cup is gonna be history for u people down under...
But this time, the World Cup is gonna be history for u people down under...
JamMeister33
Reply #28 Sunday, November 24, 2002 9:40 PM
Reply #28 Sunday, November 24, 2002 9:40 PM
Did I mention that I think it would be just a lovely idea to have a "Delete Personally Made Comment" button incorporated into the skinbrowser? IMHO
@shu
Reply #29 Sunday, November 24, 2002 9:41 PM
Reply #29 Sunday, November 24, 2002 9:41 PM
they ure are, my man tendulkar will beat the rest to pulp. And if he doesn't do it, atleast the Proteas will derive the Ozzies the pleasure of holding up the cup. Their troubles are just round the corner
wombat_1
Reply #32 Monday, November 25, 2002 1:55 AM
Reply #32 Monday, November 25, 2002 1:55 AM
ashu, the Poms are looking really flash at the moment. Not!
Seth Efrika are hardly in the game without 'Ensie Kronyer' aka 'The Bookies Friend'!
I concur (whip me Jafo!) with Jafo ..... in your dreams mate.
Seth Efrika are hardly in the game without 'Ensie Kronyer' aka 'The Bookies Friend'!
I concur (whip me Jafo!) with Jafo ..... in your dreams mate.
@shu
Reply #33 Monday, November 25, 2002 11:34 AM
Reply #33 Monday, November 25, 2002 11:34 AM
nope wombat and Jafo, its the truth.
Just you wait guys... just you wait!!!
Just you wait guys... just you wait!!!
Bangkokboy
Reply #34 Monday, November 25, 2002 12:48 PM
Reply #34 Monday, November 25, 2002 12:48 PM
stop talking about cricket. my armadillo is getting hungry.
SkinneRyan
Reply #35 Wednesday, November 27, 2002 1:25 AM
Reply #35 Wednesday, November 27, 2002 1:25 AM
I would say something at this point, but since I can't think of anything, I won't
(At least I'm honest about it
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Reply #21 Friday, November 22, 2002 12:52 PM