ir..........last I knew Mike was down in Colorado Springs..............

Did the Ft Sumter HDR make it as well? I'll have to stop by Publix tomorrow and pick up a copy.  

Congrats on the great exposure.  (pun intended)

I need to hit someone....

We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums... drums in the deep. A shadow lurks in the dark. They are coming.

Damn it I demand my own thread due to the following reasons;

1. I'm better looking than Hippy

B. I have all my teeth (I know cuz I just saw them in the jar)

III. My hair is shorter (Okay okay so I'm going bald! Sheesh)

4. I don't do drugs (Unless you consider testosterone boosters, blood pressure meds, Zoloft and Geritol "drugs")

e. I'll whine, cry and throw old-man temper tantrums until I do

v. The only reason I came back is cuz Snoman promised I would get one

Ah, so you saw the union dentist, eh.... one out, all out?    uh, sorry, I meant this one >

Oh come on!  Be like the rest of us and call a spade a spade...

.... at our age there's no shame whatsoever in calling 'em Viagra

However, isn't taking one pill to increase your blood pressure [testosterone booster.. er, Viagra], and another [blood pressure meds] to decrease it somewhat counter-productive?

Doesn't work!  I know, cos I tried.  When we had honorifics preceding our nicks, I wanted mine to be 'completely', but no amount of jumping up and down and screaming or old-man-temper-tantrums made one iota of difference.  Jafo was adamant that I could not be completely starkers on this site, and that was that.

1. Everybody's better looking than Hippy.

B. Bite me.......

III. If you don't have hair, how can you tell what length it is?

4. Maybe you should. (Just like old times)

e. No change there then!

v. Snowman promised to love me forever....... 'Nuff said...... 

 What ?? you too?.. the bum...     

dwm, you still make me laugh.

voo, are you hinting at a new skin from you? i hope you're doing well. you always had some great quotes back in the day.

roman, congrats on the photog gig! you should be very proud but knowing you, you're pretty humble about it.

treetog has returned!

have i mentioned i'm loving this thread?

I'm getting a kick out of this. I feel like a noobie staring up at the faces of giants.

HEY EVERYBODY!

I must be "completely starkers" to expect any sympathy, compassion, understanding, *insert additional dramatically enhanced emotional adjectives here*  from the bunch of cranky old bastards in here!

And damn you starkers! Couldn't you at least have softened the blow a little? Maybe a little, "Listen DWM, we understand that you do deserve your own thread but the maniacal powers at SD just don't recognize your wonderfulness to it's fullest extent! If it was up to us, the site would be called 'DWMCustomize' and there would be a picture of you and your ass kicking Warehouse theme top left instead of the lame lizard that appears there now."

But no... you just to go ahead and tell me nothing short of... Oooo cookies! Mmmm, I love chocolate chip cookies! Geez I hope we have some of that lactose free milk here. Oh geez, now where the hell are my glasses? Consarn wife always moving my stuff. Oh, there they are. Hey, I forgot about this coupon for Friday's. Those Jack Daniels burgers are great. Wonder if my daughter will call this week? The reminds me I need to send in that AARP form, now where'd I put that thing? Hey I wonder if.... oh good lord my bladder needs relieving for the 14th time today damn it.

Have you tried throwing your old-man diapers at him? Threatened to post pictures of your raw gums on every thread? Jafo has to have a weakness. Every super power does. Wasn't there an old thread about his aversion to Asparagus?

WHUT? Impossible! He's always loved me and could NEVER love another! He even posted it on his Facebook page!

Welcome to MY world........

BoXXi goes back to knitting his new tea cosy. (well, it's a KIND of skinning!)

For the uninitiated... https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=knitted+tea+cosy&es_sm=122&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=g_lYU5e5OemW0AWMl4F4&ved=0CGAQsAQ&biw=1826&bih=889

1. You are only because of the facelift... but one day you're gonna have to undo that tight pony tail behind yer ears. Remember that.

B. That would be unwise... he hasn't had a recent tetanus shot cos it interferes with his 'testosterone boosters' AKA Viagra.

III. And thinking of hair, which I do, Ashley and Martin still want you to do that TV ad showing off your brand new hair implants.

4. Now, now, don't encourage the bloke like that... he has a hard enough time remembering who you are as it is.

e. Aw c'mon, give the bloke a bit of credit.  He only throws old-man-tantrums these days when whipper snappers remind him he is balding.

v. You can't blame Snowman for that... if you hadn't two-timed him with Fuzzy, all would still be well in the love department.

Hehe, just couldn't help myself, Bry, what with your picking on an old-new member like that, but not to worry, we still luvs ya.

DWM2...your email has been hooked up to your old one...so you can now get back to DWM and cease looking like 'quasi-new-ish'....

Oh God! who kicked over a rock and found some old dudes.....makes me frakkin sick....next thing ya know were gonna be giving out huggles and trying to get the bot to quote us!

Where's Greenreaper?  NEED TO SEE MY STAAAAAAAAAAATS!

NO!!!!  I'm completely starkers!  Despite Jafo's objection!  In fact, sometimes I will deliberately sign into WC when I'm stark bollocky nekkid just to thumb my nose at him.  As for getting any sympathy or compassion from the old farts here, you'd have better luck spotting the Pope in a titty bar with a lap dancer on his knee.  Nah, this lot are too worried about nappy rash and sneezing out their dentures to be offering any free solace to anyone... which reminds me, I need to get me some of that denture adhesive before hay fever season kicks in.

 I considered a few shock tactic type things to sway him around to my way of thinking, but then I figured he'd be the sort of bloke who'd have to go one better... so I thought better of it.  I was going to PM him a pic of me pulling a real grotesque face with my eyeballs bulging and dentures out, but that was soon put on a permanent backburner when I realised he could PM me something even uglier.

Sorry Paul, but you know how it is, insomnia comes to visit and keeps you up all night, there's fech all on TV yer wanna watch, everyone you know is in bed already and you've got all this time on your hands... what to do, what to do?  As is evidenced, I came here to this thread and tried to stoop as low as some of the other old farts here... guess I'll find out if I succeeded sometime in the AM, eh?

A tea cosy, eh!  Dunno about a KIND of skinning, though [and here I am picking on you again... blame the other old farts for getting me started].

Speaking of knitting, it reminds me of some grafitti we saw in the London Underground some years back. Someone had written: "My mother made me a homosexual."

And somebody else wrote underneath: "If I buy her the wool would she make me one too."

Hehe, so are you an accomplished knitter or just a beginner? 

And do you do 'peter heaters' for Winter? Cos if I buy you the wool...........