Interview joke
Sunday, November 17, 2002 by Lord Vimal | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
this is cool
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer: Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh: Ok
Interviewer: Made in India
Banta Singh: Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer: Keep it Up >
Banta Singh: Put it Down >
Interviewer: Maxi Mum >
Banta Singh: Mini Dad >
Interviewer: Enough! Take your Seat >
Banta Singh: Don't take my seat
Interviewer: Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh: Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer: I say you get out!
Banta Singh: You didn't say I come in
Interviewer: I reject you! >
Banta Singh: You Appoint me >
Interviewer: ....!!!!!!! >
this is a classical Indian joke!
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer: Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh: Ok
Interviewer: Made in India
Banta Singh: Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer: Keep it Up >
Banta Singh: Put it Down >
Interviewer: Maxi Mum >
Banta Singh: Mini Dad >
Interviewer: Enough! Take your Seat >
Banta Singh: Don't take my seat
Interviewer: Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh: Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer: I say you get out!
Banta Singh: You didn't say I come in
Interviewer: I reject you! >
Banta Singh: You Appoint me >
Interviewer: ....!!!!!!! >
this is a classical Indian joke!
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Kinrik
Reply #22 Monday, November 25, 2002 11:37 AM
Reply #22 Monday, November 25, 2002 11:37 AM
heh...the day moves along fine...it's me that's slow every now and then 
...and i work around some tech writers so i get stuff like the list above every once in a while
...and i work around some tech writers so i get stuff like the list above every once in a while
feline
Reply #23 Monday, November 25, 2002 11:51 AM
Reply #23 Monday, November 25, 2002 11:51 AM
Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs don't work:
20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it's not been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?"
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
1. "I thought I fixed that."
20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it's not been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?"
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
1. "I thought I fixed that."
Kinrik
Reply #24 Monday, November 25, 2002 12:15 PM
Reply #24 Monday, November 25, 2002 12:15 PM
Is Windows a virus?
No, Windows is not a virus.
Here's what viruses do:
They replicate quickly. Okay, Windows does that.
Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. Well...Okay, Windows does that too.
Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. Okay, Windows does that, too.
Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems... Alright... Windows does that, too.
Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow and the user will buy new hardware...Yup, that's with Windows, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences:
Viruses are well supported by their authors, will run on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient, and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
Guess that means Windows is *not* a virus!!!
No, Windows is not a virus.
Here's what viruses do:
They replicate quickly. Okay, Windows does that.
Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. Well...Okay, Windows does that too.
Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. Okay, Windows does that, too.
Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems... Alright... Windows does that, too.
Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow and the user will buy new hardware...Yup, that's with Windows, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences:
Viruses are well supported by their authors, will run on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient, and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
Guess that means Windows is *not* a virus!!!
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Reply #21 Monday, November 25, 2002 4:17 AM
Babya OS