"Remember the Alamo"

Monday, October 28, 2013 by DPCloud | Discussion: Community

A jet is flying along when suddenly it loses two engines, they throw everything off that isn't nailed down but still they drop. The pilot gets on the intercom and asks for volunteers to jump to save everyone else. A Englishman jumps up and yells, "God save the Queen" and jumps. A Frenchman jumps up and yells "Viva La France" and he jumps. A Texan gets up and yells "Remember the Alamo" and throws off a Mexican.

doortech1
Reply #1 Monday, October 28, 2013 8:09 PM

Your a brave man DP! Or is it a new med?

Not bad, the joke, haven't tried the med.

Jafo
Reply #2 Monday, October 28, 2013 8:13 PM

A jet is flying along when suddenly it loses two engines,

If a jet has more than 2 engines to lose it will still land 'ok'.

If a jet has ONLY 2 engines and has lost both/all no amount of throwing things out will help...

AceMatrix
Reply #3 Monday, October 28, 2013 8:28 PM



A jet is flying along when suddenly it loses two engines,

If a jet has more than 2 engines to lose it will still land 'ok'.

If a jet has ONLY 2 engines and has lost both/all no amount of throwing things out will help...

 

LOL  !!  

RedneckDude
Reply #4 Monday, October 28, 2013 9:32 PM


A jet is flying along when suddenly it loses two engines,

If a jet has more than 2 engines to lose it will still land 'ok'.

If a jet has ONLY 2 engines and has lost both/all no amount of throwing things out will help...

Spoil sport. 

Uvah
Reply #5 Monday, October 28, 2013 9:34 PM

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