Having a bad day? This should bring a smile to your face.
Thursday, January 17, 2013 by Philly0381 | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Like the rest of you I often receive lots of emails that friends pass on........I just had to share.
So funny......
Subject: Fw: Thermometer
When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is this statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!
If you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart........maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!
Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!
Reply #4 Thursday, January 17, 2013 11:29 AM
Good one John. I wonder if they are taking applications. 
Reply #5 Thursday, January 17, 2013 11:31 AM
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."
Trying to find stats to see what percentage of them break during testing. 
Reply #6 Thursday, January 17, 2013 12:14 PM
Funny how many pens seem to get misplaced at that factory. (old one).
I wonder if being an asshole is a job requirement or a criterion for advancement. Probably both.
Reply #7 Thursday, January 17, 2013 8:26 PM
Trying to find stats to see what percentage of them break during testing.
That would be a pain in the glass... 
Reply #8 Thursday, January 17, 2013 8:33 PM
Perhaps a mercurial pain? Still, probably enough to raise one's temperature. 
Reply #9 Thursday, January 17, 2013 8:54 PM
gauged in Fahrenhurt....or Celsiarse...?. 
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Reply #1 Thursday, January 17, 2013 11:01 AM