As if a bacon shortage isn't enough.......

Now its diapers!

Monday, October 1, 2012 by Uvah | Discussion: Community

This is getting ridiculous. The Japanese plant that makes the main ingredient blew up. Now the whole world, especially China, is in deep doo doo.

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starkers
Reply #21 Wednesday, October 3, 2012 8:11 PM

There's a funeral insurance plan in Oz....if you snuff it from old age it pays 15000 ...but if it's an accident you get 45000.

Um, no, 'you' don't get it... unless they've found a way to pay out in the afterlife.

I'd plan to get just old and doddery enough to trip and fall into the Yarra...

That'd be right, just when they've cleaned it up enough to encourage fish back in the river.

sydneysiders
Reply #22 Wednesday, October 3, 2012 11:39 PM

starkers
That'd be right, just when they've cleaned it up enough to encourage fish back in the river.

used to live by the Yarra... plenty of brown snakes to swim with...and we had our very own platypus burrow.... sit quiety for hours watching them come and go...

hard to spot when a river's clean.... when it's upside down...  

starkers
Reply #23 Thursday, October 4, 2012 8:58 AM

sydneysiders
used to live by the Yarra... plenty of brown snakes to swim with.

Hehe, my ex-wife got bitten by a brown snake.... it died.

Seriously, though, the brownies are out in force up here ATM.... have seen several around Brassall recently... a couple of 'em on the road between here and the shops.  Hmmm, not my favourite kind of creature.

Even the mild mannered platypus has its dangers... a spur on its hind legs that can leave a nasty wound that can break out over and over again

mrs_starkers
Reply #24 Thursday, October 4, 2012 12:42 PM

I hate snakes, and spiders *shudders* , I was coming home from the gym last week and we saw a brownie curled up on the road ewww i went to bed that night and was dreaming of  bloody snakes it was HUGE , I woke up just before he opened his mouth , he was going to eat me talk about nearly shat myself

Snowman
Reply #25 Sunday, October 7, 2012 4:15 PM

starkers
Reply #26 Sunday, October 7, 2012 8:49 PM

If pigs had wings, would the price of bacon go up?

Uvah
Reply #27 Monday, October 8, 2012 11:45 AM

Depends on how high up is. If too too high then yup....through the roof. If not then not too too much.

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