Aporkalypse Comin'! Oh no.
No bacon with scrambled eggies?
Wednesday, September 26, 2012 by Uvah | Discussion: Community
It isn't a critical issue but a shortage could drive the cost through the roof.
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Reply #2 Wednesday, September 26, 2012 2:15 PM
I read about the coming higher cost of meat due to the drought conditions decreasing the feed corn supply earlier last month. My plan of action is to start cooking more beans and other legumes, which are healthier than animal protein anyway.
Reply #5 Wednesday, September 26, 2012 4:01 PM
I'm not worried, with supplies still healthy in Canberra and other state capitals, there'll be no shortage here. Yup, there's several parliamentary buildings full of pigs, so we'll be right here in Oz.
Reply #6 Wednesday, September 26, 2012 4:12 PM
Better be careful that meat may already be tainted
Reply #9 Wednesday, September 26, 2012 5:09 PM
I wonder if the rainbow colored ones taste like Skittles?
The labeled ingredients in the classic variety of Spam are chopped pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite as a preservative. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam
Reply #11 Wednesday, September 26, 2012 6:01 PM
Quoting starkers, reply 5I'm not worried, with supplies still healthy in Canberra and other state capitals, there'll be no shortage here. Yup, there's several parliamentary buildings full of pigs, so we'll be right here in Oz.
Better be careful that meat may already be tainted
Yeah, probably... but not as bad as bankers. Now you wouldn't put one of those in your mouth, no matter how well it'd been cooked. They say that zapping things in the microwave can kill off bacteria and germs, which might make politician meat safer, perhaps, but I wouldn't like to take my chances with a banker.
I hear Brony burgers are quite tasty, also... providing you've got enough ketchup on 'em to disguise the artificial rainbow colouring.
Reply #12 Wednesday, September 26, 2012 6:11 PM
You're lucky you get meat. After you boil a U.S. politician down, there's nothing left but an @$$hole and a briefcase. 
Reply #14 Wednesday, September 26, 2012 6:33 PM
Ham and eggs ... One day's output for the chicken, a lifetime commitment for the pig !
Reply #15 Wednesday, September 26, 2012 7:49 PM
Quoting starkers, reply 11 which might make politician meat safer
You're lucky you get meat. After you boil a U.S. politician down, there's nothing left but an @$$hole and a briefcase.
That's why it's best to fry 'em... it leaves a bit meat on them thar ribs.
As for the briefcase... typical! Bastards push everybody to spend money to keep up with the technological age, but those f**king cheapskates are still in the pen and paper age to save money.
As for the @$$holes, well you wait 'til they're all dried out [sun dried is best cos it helps prevent bacterial transference] and you use them for croquette rings.
Reply #16 Thursday, September 27, 2012 4:16 AM
I'm completely out of bacon.
It's never happened to me before.
Reply #17 Thursday, September 27, 2012 6:17 AM
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one. 
Reply #18 Thursday, September 27, 2012 7:17 AM
Just got some from the local shop - £1.59 for six rashers, now we're porkin' 
Bacon sarni, mmmmm!
Reply #19 Thursday, September 27, 2012 9:21 AM
What? A quid and a half for 6 rashers? The bacon I buy costs me $3.75 [approx the same amount] for 10 to 12 rashers.... and it's real lean, so the piggies were obviously made to run around/exercise before their date with the abattoir.
Reply #20 Thursday, September 27, 2012 12:38 PM
That was half price
Much cheaper from the supermarket.
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Reply #1 Wednesday, September 26, 2012 2:12 PM
Plenty of horses/ponies to go around....