This should be fun....

Glad I'm not an Aussie!

Tuesday, August 7, 2012 by BoXXi | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

Apparently, some Aussie billionaire is going open a REAL Jurassic Park............... Yes, with real dinosaurs.................... oh dear!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2182751/Is-Australian-billionaire-launch-real-life-Jurassic-Park.html

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Snowman
Reply #1 Tuesday, August 7, 2012 10:12 AM

What could possib'ly go wrong.....

tazgecko
Reply #2 Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:33 AM

Clive Palmer is a dolt, treat anything that comes out of his mouth with a grain of salt. If he didn't have money no one would take any notice of him. An attention seeking brat.

What's wrong Clive, no one is taking notice of your ultra left wing, CIA taking over our mining wealth, theories any more ... shut the F@#$ up.

*sigh*  ... Sorry for the rave, Boxxi. I needed to get that of my chest.

It will never happen ...

starkers
Reply #3 Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:31 PM

tazgecko
Clive Palmer is a dolt, treat anything that comes out of his mouth with a grain of salt. If he didn't have money no one would take any notice of him. An attention seeking brat.

Not really strong enough language to describe this imbecile, Taz... he'd have to be the second fattest and ugliest miner in Oz... after that Rinehart piece of dirty work.

When I read that Palmer was going to rebuild the Titanic to every precise detail I had a mouthful of tea.... with the emphasis on 'had'.  Yeah, it shot forth like a horizontal geyser and I had to get out my spare keyboard.... once I'd composed myself and had contained the uproarious belly laughter.  Like his pipe dream of a living Jurassic park here in Oz, it just ain't going to happen.  For a start, he'd never get government approval for such a venture, were it even doable.

Oh well, if nothing else, Palmer is good for a giggle now and then.

 

neone6
Reply #4 Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:49 PM

Snowman
What could possib'ly go wrong.....

DrJBHL
Reply #5 Tuesday, August 7, 2012 1:27 PM

Unlike the rest of Australians, apparently Mr. Palmer has an inexhaustible supply of undies. 

I make this leap of logic as when what will inevitably go wrong does, people will say it and then promptly do it. 

LightStar
Reply #6 Tuesday, August 7, 2012 1:39 PM

OMG!!!! We're all going to be eaten by a T-Rex!

DrJBHL
Reply #7 Tuesday, August 7, 2012 1:52 PM

We?

That poor T. Rex has to deal with the Ozzie cobbers first.

I pity the poor bastard.

Vampothika
Reply #8 Tuesday, August 7, 2012 1:53 PM

i wanna be in the car when he eats the goat....

DaveBax
Reply #9 Tuesday, August 7, 2012 3:05 PM

Vampothika
i wanna be in the car when he eats the goat....

That's only if the Electric goes out. Otherwise you will be fine.

Uvah
Reply #10 Tuesday, August 7, 2012 3:59 PM

DrJBHL
That poor T. Rex has to deal with the Ozzie cobbers first.

Only after starkers gets through with him. Slam...Bam...Stink you man.

Jafo
Reply #11 Tuesday, August 7, 2012 9:48 PM

tazgecko
Clive Palmer is a dolt, treat anything that comes out of his mouth with a grain of salt. If he didn't have money no one would take any notice of him. An attention seeking brat.

That about covers it.

Wizard1956
Reply #12 Tuesday, August 7, 2012 10:37 PM

Maybe they can whip up a couple of cavemen while they are at it. Give 'em a shave and a haircut...instant politician! 

starkers
Reply #13 Tuesday, August 7, 2012 10:51 PM


Quoting tazgecko, reply 2Clive Palmer is a dolt, treat anything that comes out of his mouth with a grain of salt. If he didn't have money no one would take any notice of him. An attention seeking brat.

That about covers it.

And imagine the offspring if he and that Gina Rinehart got together... heaven forbid.  They'd be the only kids ever born with quadruple chins and paper bags over their heads so as not to traumatise delivery room staff any more than they already were.  Yeah, the sight of that beached whale up on the delivery table with its legs op.... well it'd be as much trauma as any one person should have to be confronted with in a lifetime.

 

 

tazgecko
Reply #14 Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:41 PM

Wizard1956
Maybe they can whip up a couple of cavemen while they are at it. Give 'em a shave and a haircut...instant politician! 

Which is funny ... because Clive wants to stand for the next election ...

starkers
Reply #15 Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:55 PM

tazgecko
Which is funny ... because Clive wants to stand for the next election

No, it is NOT funny... at all.

That's the trouble with political jokes... they get elected.

So what do you throw a drowning politician?   An anchor.

Wizard1956
Reply #16 Wednesday, August 8, 2012 7:15 AM

starkers
That's the trouble with political jokes... they get elected.

Ain't that the truth!!

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #17 Wednesday, August 8, 2012 11:37 AM

Strewth! Sharks, snakes, cyclists, spiders, drop bears and now an effin T-Rex. What a lovely place

Uvah
Reply #18 Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:05 PM

Lets not forget starkers. Any dinos go to Oz had better have their insurance paid up.

Iben
Reply #19 Wednesday, August 8, 2012 3:01 PM

"This should be fun"

Try riding a motorcycle 1500 miles in three days on back roads.
It's fun and also hard work. 

BoXXi
Reply #20 Wednesday, August 8, 2012 3:25 PM

Try riding a motorcycle 1500 miles in three days on back roads.

It's fun and also hard work.

You would do it in TWO days with a few Raptors behind you........ lol

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