take yourself a break and read these.........
Monday, May 20, 2002 by RockinMike | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
A man walks into a bar and he orders one drink after another repeatedly.
Until the bartender asks him why you drinking so much so fast?
The man studderly answers him "you would too if you have what i have"
"And what may that be?" the bartender asks.
"50 cents" says the man!
3 guys talkin about thier daughters:
Bill says "my daughter, she is lazy, so i took it upon myself to clean up her room. I found a empty pack of cigarettes. I never realized she smoked."
Then Ted says: "i done that once too, and i found empty beer bottles in my daughters room, i never realized that she drank"
Bob replies: "you guys worry to much, when i cleaned out my daughters room i found a box of used condoms under her bed, geesh guys i never knew that she had a *oc*"
I hope this may relieve some tension amongst you skinners that work so hard.
almost forgot my 7 year old daughter says hi!
Until the bartender asks him why you drinking so much so fast?
The man studderly answers him "you would too if you have what i have"
"And what may that be?" the bartender asks.
"50 cents" says the man!
3 guys talkin about thier daughters:
Bill says "my daughter, she is lazy, so i took it upon myself to clean up her room. I found a empty pack of cigarettes. I never realized she smoked."
Then Ted says: "i done that once too, and i found empty beer bottles in my daughters room, i never realized that she drank"
Bob replies: "you guys worry to much, when i cleaned out my daughters room i found a box of used condoms under her bed, geesh guys i never knew that she had a *oc*"
I hope this may relieve some tension amongst you skinners that work so hard.
almost forgot my 7 year old daughter says hi!
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Doreen
Reply #22 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 9:18 AM
Reply #22 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 9:18 AM
buncha guys tellin jokes in here?
Doreen debates whether to read or not hmmmm
why not...
Doreen debates whether to read or not hmmmm
why not...
Doreen
Reply #23 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 9:27 AM
Reply #23 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 9:27 AM
knock knock
who's there?
ah nevermind...
Russ I don't get yours? =/
Doreen goes to get her coffee
who's there?
ah nevermind...
Russ I don't get yours? =/
Doreen goes to get her coffee
Jafo
Reply #24 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 9:36 AM
Reply #24 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 9:36 AM
Bar bitch you ate...
Doreen stop pretending to be slow...
Doreen stop pretending to be slow...
Doreen
Reply #26 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 9:38 AM
Reply #26 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 9:38 AM
nah I don't get it really? (and I'm serious)
(maybe it was not dirty enough?)
(maybe it was not dirty enough?)
Jafo
Reply #28 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 9:42 AM
Reply #28 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 9:42 AM
Russ...
If you want a giggle...try this thread....it's about the guys in Russia using your skins [along with others'].....check out my wonderful attempt at translations...
https://www.wincustomize.com/msgboard.asp?id=40197#40476
If you want a giggle...try this thread....it's about the guys in Russia using your skins [along with others'].....check out my wonderful attempt at translations...
https://www.wincustomize.com/msgboard.asp?id=40197#40476
paxx
Reply #30 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 3:04 PM
, Doreen: I thought you worked in the hospital business.
A barbiturate is a derivative of barbiturics, which is a type of drug, like narcotics.
And for purpose of the joke "barbituate" is pronounced "Bar bitch you ate".
Get it?
Reply #30 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 3:04 PM
, Doreen: I thought you worked in the hospital business. A barbiturate is a derivative of barbiturics, which is a type of drug, like narcotics.
And for purpose of the joke "barbituate" is pronounced "Bar bitch you ate".
Get it?
groovin_girly
Reply #31 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 3:57 PM
Reply #31 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 3:57 PM
i must be a little messed in the head, because i understood all the jokes before they were explained. i guess i need to get a life or something
RockinMike
Reply #32 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 9:51 PM
Reply #32 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 9:51 PM
3rd grader billy b.a. had to spell out a word and then use it in a sentence. the word was "fascinate".
so billy stands up, spells out the word perfectly and then continues on,
fascinate , my sister bought a sweater that had ten buttons, but her chest was so huge she only fascinate of the ten buttons.
so billy stands up, spells out the word perfectly and then continues on,
fascinate , my sister bought a sweater that had ten buttons, but her chest was so huge she only fascinate of the ten buttons.
Doreen
Reply #33 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 10:58 PM
Reply #33 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 10:58 PM
Paxxy (I must be working for that hospital too long then)
cuz all that came to my mind was the drug barbituate and did not get it at all...
Thanks for clearing that up hehe
Doreen stays out of this thread, cuz the jokes are flyin over my head
cuz all that came to my mind was the drug barbituate and did not get it at all...
Thanks for clearing that up hehe
Doreen stays out of this thread, cuz the jokes are flyin over my head
Koasati
Reply #34 Thursday, May 23, 2002 1:55 AM
Reply #34 Thursday, May 23, 2002 1:55 AM
An email I received a couple of days ago...........
If you are a time traveler or alien and or in procession of alien
or government technology I need your help! My case is truly
genuine! I seek to work with someone who is of a kind nature,
someone I can call my savior as well as a friend.
My life has been severely tampered with and cursed by evil beings!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
I need to be able to:
Travel back in time.
Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
I am in great danger and need this immediately!
I want to work with you in any way possible.
I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and
the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using
either the dimensional warp or the brain snapshot device and then sends your
consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. I'm almost
certain the dimensional warp would be the safest and best
solution. Please explain how safe and what your method involves.
I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilities and is
useless without a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or where I can get some of the blue or red glowing moon crystals this would also be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of
radiation these crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding this would be
helpful. I believe the vortex would have to be east-west polarized,
North-south polarized vortexes are used for cross-dimensional time
travel only. Also, I know about the three dimension 4 bit (CODE) our universe is written in. If you are one of the very few beings who can edit this code, or know the passwords which can be spoken over a vortex, please reply!
If you have this technology and can help me please
send me a (SEPARATE) email to: [email protected]
Thanks
If you are a time traveler or alien and or in procession of alien
or government technology I need your help! My case is truly
genuine! I seek to work with someone who is of a kind nature,
someone I can call my savior as well as a friend.
My life has been severely tampered with and cursed by evil beings!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
I need to be able to:
Travel back in time.
Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
I am in great danger and need this immediately!
I want to work with you in any way possible.
I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and
the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using
either the dimensional warp or the brain snapshot device and then sends your
consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. I'm almost
certain the dimensional warp would be the safest and best
solution. Please explain how safe and what your method involves.
I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilities and is
useless without a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or where I can get some of the blue or red glowing moon crystals this would also be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of
radiation these crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding this would be
helpful. I believe the vortex would have to be east-west polarized,
North-south polarized vortexes are used for cross-dimensional time
travel only. Also, I know about the three dimension 4 bit (CODE) our universe is written in. If you are one of the very few beings who can edit this code, or know the passwords which can be spoken over a vortex, please reply!
If you have this technology and can help me please
send me a (SEPARATE) email to: [email protected]
Thanks
DavidK
Reply #35 Thursday, May 23, 2002 2:02 AM
Reply #35 Thursday, May 23, 2002 2:02 AM
"a snapshot of your brain is taken using
either the dimensional warp or the brain snapshot device and then sends your
consciousness back through time to part with your younger self"
now that's just too cool... definitlty must try that sometime...
either the dimensional warp or the brain snapshot device and then sends your
consciousness back through time to part with your younger self"
now that's just too cool... definitlty must try that sometime...
Jafo
Reply #38 Thursday, May 23, 2002 2:34 AM
Reply #38 Thursday, May 23, 2002 2:34 AM
Yes, Randy, but it reqwuires you to disable the Spell Checjer....ime ysing it mow....
juni
Reply #39 Friday, May 24, 2002 4:59 AM
Reply #39 Friday, May 24, 2002 4:59 AM
Q:Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A:He had no guts.
A:He had no guts.
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Reply #21 Wednesday, May 22, 2002 8:58 AM
A grizzly bear walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barkeep replies "Forget it, we don't serve bears beer in this bar". The bear becomes angry, threatens the bartender "You see that gal at the end of the bar? If you don't serve me my beer, I'm gonna eat her right here!" The bartender stands his ground and says; "Sorry pal, I could lose my license, No beer for you." With that, the grizzly walks to the end of the bar and kills her, and eats her!
The bear goes back to his bar stool and growls; "You gonna serve me now?!" The bartentender, now angry at the mess, says "Dammit, I already told you we dont serve bears, and we certainly don't serve drug addicts!"
"Drug addicts!" screams the bear. "Where do you get that from?"
"Well", says the bartender, "that was a barbituate!"