Reply #3 Sunday, July 1, 2012 2:58 PM
yeah I started sneezing and couldn't stop now I am all stuffed up I should be in bed being as it is 4.55am monday morning lol. who am i kidding I wouldn't be able to sleep with all the sneezing anyway 
not too sure of the name 
Reply #4 Sunday, July 1, 2012 4:02 PM
I've heard that cabbage vapors, after having passed through the intestinal tract can cause SEVERE bouts of sneezing, wheezing, coughing, choking and general feelings of distress.
Better put the Mr. Starkers outside to air out and you should feel better soon. 
Reply #5 Sunday, July 1, 2012 4:51 PM
ahhhh, I haven't heard of that one 
hehehehe yeah, oh darn it he has already gone to bed maybe that is where I should go 
Reply #6 Sunday, July 1, 2012 5:23 PM
Oh no, if I adopt your virus, I get to name it.Actually, my anti virus will probably name it> 
get well.
Reply #7 Sunday, July 1, 2012 7:07 PM
While those things can be loads of fun in the wintertime, it's summer here so I'm afraid I'll have to pass. 
Reply #8 Sunday, July 1, 2012 7:47 PM
Does the Capt'n know you're trying to give him away?
Reply #11 Monday, July 2, 2012 12:40 AM
Well I'm not f**ken giving it a home... got enough aches and pains without the f**ken flu.
Tell ya what, missus, take it up to Gatton. I got an ex-missus up there who'd....
Orright, so it wouldn't be such a good home, but she could use another pet to look after. 
Reply #12 Monday, July 2, 2012 2:27 AM
its the first one in a while for me.
if he didn't he sure does now
thanks for the thumbs up Jafo, I just don't want this for that long lol 
Is the Doctor in tha house 
Reply #13 Monday, July 2, 2012 2:58 AM
jeez..... I'm only 7 days in... and no sign of letting up.... thanks for the good news..... not.... 
mine is more racking cough than sneezing actually.... several days of the sand paper and barbed wire throat.... followed by the can hardly swallow glandy type throat....
and the massive cough that has now rendered all body muscles to jelly.... sore jelly.... 
this one ain't no fun.... 
Reply #14 Monday, July 2, 2012 8:37 AM
It is even more enjoyable when that "massive cough" triggers the ol' unexpected bout of explosive diarrhea in the middle of a cough.
Gives an entire new meaning to the "jelly" analogy! 
Reply #16 Monday, July 2, 2012 10:13 PM
Hehe, reminds me of the pharmacist's assistant who sold a pack of laxatives to a customer for a severe bout of sneezing, telling him to take 2 right away, another 2 when he got home and the rest every 4 hours
The pharmacist pipes up after the sale and questions the assistant's thinking, given laxatives are not known to cure an attack of the sneezes.
"After taking that lot he won't be game to f**ken sneeze!"
Reply #17 Monday, July 2, 2012 10:27 PM
Sorry... Just got me Interwez back... storm did all sorts of damage here.
Rest, OJ and real Jewish chicken soup. And getting rid of that plague vector that mooches about the house spreading nasties... key to recovery.
Sorry you caught it, bonzette. Here's to getting well, soonest! 
Reply #18 Friday, July 6, 2012 1:09 AM
Rest, OJ and real Jewish chicken soup. And getting rid of that plague vector that mooches about the house spreading nasties... key to recovery.
Sorry you caught it, bonzette. Here's to getting well, soonest!
Thanks Doc I am on the mend but still coughing like anything and sneezing well that is driving me mad lol, its mostly gone to my chest
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Reply #1 Sunday, July 1, 2012 2:44 PM
I'm sorry, That is just funny!!!!