brick walls

Tuesday, March 5, 2002 by feline | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

i have now ended up with a headache, from banging my head against various figurative brick walls.

feline doesnt like computer programs that misbehave

so, in order to ease this problem, once my plans for intergalactic domination are complete, i am going to ban all electrons in walls. this way when i bang my head on them in future it wont hurt
starone
Reply #1 Tuesday, March 5, 2002 6:13 PM
Uh..(?)...okay...(?).., whatever you say.
craeonics
Reply #2 Wednesday, March 6, 2002 3:48 AM
craeonics builds a brick wall in the basement
Jafo
Reply #3 Wednesday, March 6, 2002 5:56 AM
Jafo places feline gently into the weirder-than-I-thought bin....
LoidiBoid
Reply #4 Wednesday, March 6, 2002 9:11 AM
Hey - I'm in here!

LoidiBoid empties pockets of remaining borrowed wall-electrons, looks sheepish and hums the final act of "The Cherry Orchard" (the wide-screen braille version) while banging head against side of bin.

Tea, anyone?
feline
Reply #5 Wednesday, March 6, 2002 9:24 AM
well what else was there to do?

if i make all the walls padded people will get the wrong idea

this way there will be no electromagnetic interaction when i hit my head on the wall. so no impact force, so no pain
**ta-da**

of course the walls will have to be sternly talked to so they stay upright, but that is only a minor point
LoidiBoid
Reply #6 Wednesday, March 6, 2002 9:31 AM
...a detail often overlooked... underspoken, sidewaysheard - and, dare I say it, ....

LoidiBoid chickens out on this final point at the last moment. Bangs head against wall... er, bin... again.

Owch, that hurt!
feline
Reply #7 Wednesday, March 6, 2002 9:47 AM
feline *likes* a wall made out of chocolate bricks
feline is impressed with craeonics diy skills
craeonics
Reply #8 Wednesday, March 6, 2002 9:49 AM
Yeah, it's sweet. Literally.
LoidiBoid
Reply #9 Wednesday, March 6, 2002 9:56 AM
Well thanks very much for all the sympathy - no, no, the pain's subsiding gradually - I'll live...

LoidiBoid ponders feline's sudden shift from brick-bricks to chocolate-bricks and quickly designs special forehead padding to avoid denting chocolate coating.

LoidiBoid tries out new invention, bounces back in abject pain - decides to head-butt wall next time with tongue extended to gain small flavour-reward.
feline
Reply #10 Wednesday, March 6, 2002 9:57 AM
LoidiBoid - Owch, that hurt!

as a short term measure, you could try coating the walls of the bin in thick chocolate moose
LoidiBoid
Reply #11 Wednesday, March 6, 2002 10:03 AM
Yikes - I herp by pongue boing bhat!

LoidiBoid quickly modifies head protection into full steel armour-plated version, runs at wall (forgetting we're dealing with a highly magnetic substance here...)

Now I'm stuck both magnetically and chocolatelly to this blasted wall!
LoidiBoid
Reply #12 Wednesday, March 6, 2002 10:06 AM
feline - I'm right out of mooses... would an elk substitute?
feline
Reply #13 Wednesday, March 6, 2002 10:12 AM
feline wonders how long it will take LoidiBoid to eat the entire wall
LoidiBoid
Reply #14 Wednesday, March 6, 2002 10:33 AM
That's not fair - you know I'm a really generous (if mal-adjusted) fellow... you can munch on at least half the chockie-wall! Besides it's self regenerating isn't it? Lots for everyone!
LoidiBoid
Reply #15 Wednesday, March 6, 2002 10:41 AM
Besides, a LoidiBoid is much smaller that a big feline and has to be really careful not to annoy!
feline
Reply #16 Thursday, March 7, 2002 12:37 PM
feline doesnt make to many assesments based on size

Elf isnt that large, but when she goes hunting for her rug, she can be quite a demon. just ask crae
feline
Reply #17 Thursday, March 7, 2002 12:40 PM
feline isnt worried about the chocolate wall
feline has entire chocolate plannet to play with

fell free to keep on muching
craeonics
Reply #18 Friday, March 8, 2002 4:58 AM
Yeah, my back bears the scratch marks from my last encounter.

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