Made me smile...........
Wednesday, February 13, 2002 by BoXXi | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
I read this today and it amused me.......
- Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works
- Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works
- DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work
- Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work
- Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works
- Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works
- DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work
- Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work
MadIce
Reply #2 Thursday, February 14, 2002 5:38 AM
Reply #2 Thursday, February 14, 2002 5:38 AM
I don't want to know why I don't want to know this 
Jafo
Reply #3 Thursday, February 14, 2002 8:13 AM
Reply #3 Thursday, February 14, 2002 8:13 AM
An Architect is a person who knows a little bit about a great deal, and goes on to know less and less about more and more until he knows practically nothing about everything.
An Engineer is a person who knows a great deal about very little and goes on to know more and more about less and less, until he knows everything about nothing.
And a client is always right......
An Engineer is a person who knows a great deal about very little and goes on to know more and more about less and less, until he knows everything about nothing.
And a client is always right......
craeonics
Reply #4 Thursday, February 14, 2002 9:03 AM
Reply #4 Thursday, February 14, 2002 9:03 AM
Oh, I know another of those job description things: "a designer is merely an expensive whore, aiming to fulfill his client's every wish, no matter how bizarre".
A friend and felow student once told me that and he was right damnit!
A friend and felow student once told me that and he was right damnit!
craeonics
Reply #5 Thursday, February 14, 2002 9:04 AM
Reply #5 Thursday, February 14, 2002 9:04 AM
felow ~ fellow
Us designers don't have to know how to spell.
Us designers don't have to know how to spell.
Elfkura
Reply #6 Thursday, February 14, 2002 1:19 PM
Reply #6 Thursday, February 14, 2002 1:19 PM
Now you see why wincustomize msgboard is so different from the other ones?
We -have- all the crazy people! =D
We -have- all the crazy people! =D
feline
Reply #8 Friday, February 15, 2002 10:23 AM
Reply #8 Friday, February 15, 2002 10:23 AM
so the logical thing to do is find the few sane people here and clone them.
feline sets about cloning self
feline sets about cloning self
feline
Reply #9 Friday, February 15, 2002 10:26 AM
Reply #9 Friday, February 15, 2002 10:26 AM
Jafo - And a client is always right......
this reminds me of a dilbert cartoon i keep on my desk at work:
Management training by Dogbert:
there are two essential rules to management.
one: the customer is always right
*shocked expressions all round*
two: they must be punished for their arrogance
this reminds me of a dilbert cartoon i keep on my desk at work:
Management training by Dogbert:
there are two essential rules to management.
one: the customer is always right
*shocked expressions all round*
two: they must be punished for their arrogance
paxx
Reply #10 Friday, February 15, 2002 11:52 AM
Reply #10 Friday, February 15, 2002 11:52 AM
So, feline, sane is somebody who isn't quite sure what his sex is?
With all your respect, I think you're the weirdest of us all!
With all your respect, I think you're the weirdest of us all!
feline
Reply #11 Friday, February 15, 2002 12:21 PM
Reply #11 Friday, February 15, 2002 12:21 PM
but my logic is watertight 
Elfkura - We -have- all the crazy people! =D
so, most people here are crazy. since they are all crazy, they all have "crazy" in common.
since i am not really the same as the rest of you, and you are all crazy, i cannot be crazy!
feline *tada*
Elfkura - We -have- all the crazy people! =D
so, most people here are crazy. since they are all crazy, they all have "crazy" in common.
since i am not really the same as the rest of you, and you are all crazy, i cannot be crazy!
feline *tada*
migellito
Reply #12 Friday, February 15, 2002 1:35 PM
Reply #12 Friday, February 15, 2002 1:35 PM
a chair has legs
aristotle had legs
thus, aristotle was a chair
aristotle had legs
thus, aristotle was a chair
feline
Reply #13 Monday, February 18, 2002 12:00 PM
Reply #13 Monday, February 18, 2002 12:00 PM
cats sit on chairs
cats sit on humans
as far as cats are concerned humans and chairs are basically the same thing
i once read that you can prove anything with logic by just picking the right start point
cats sit on humans
as far as cats are concerned humans and chairs are basically the same thing
i once read that you can prove anything with logic by just picking the right start point
Jafo
Reply #14 Monday, February 18, 2002 4:31 PM
Reply #14 Monday, February 18, 2002 4:31 PM
Nothing is better than a Rolls Royce.
A bicycle is better than nothing.
Therefore, a bicycle is better than a Rolls Royce...
You can't fault logic...
A bicycle is better than nothing.
Therefore, a bicycle is better than a Rolls Royce...
You can't fault logic...
LoidiBoid
Reply #15 Monday, February 18, 2002 6:35 PM
Reply #15 Monday, February 18, 2002 6:35 PM
Conversely -
A Rolls Royce is better than a bicycle;
Nothing is better than a Rolls...
Therefore having Nothing is best.
(I always strive for the best!)
A Rolls Royce is better than a bicycle;
Nothing is better than a Rolls...
Therefore having Nothing is best.
(I always strive for the best!)
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Reply #1 Thursday, February 14, 2002 4:03 AM