I even know where you blank in the morning.
Uncle Sam can do that now.
Monday, May 7, 2012 by Uvah | Discussion: Community
Forget Big Brother and 1984...here's the real deal.
Reply #2 Tuesday, May 8, 2012 3:30 AM
Hehe, I blanked on a picture of our prime minister this morning.... 
Reply #3 Wednesday, May 9, 2012 8:11 AM
Hmmmph! Well this morning I blanked on my slippers.... sneezed and it went everywhere
Reply #4 Thursday, May 10, 2012 6:47 AM
And this morning I blanked my teeth extra doubly well cos I had a dentist appointment and didn't want to leave any breakfast remains for him to negotiate.
Reply #5 Thursday, May 10, 2012 7:25 PM
Just so long as you didn't blank too loud. Ears ya know.
Reply #6 Friday, May 11, 2012 8:59 AM
Yeah well, this morning I blanked twice.... gotta have a second cuppa to wake me up properly.
Reply #7 Friday, May 11, 2012 5:33 PM
No one seems to know this one is here. Blankety blank blank.
Reply #8 Saturday, May 12, 2012 2:10 AM
I've taken morning blanks in some strange places, but none more than here.
Oh how I love a lunatic asylum first thing to brighten up my day. 
Reply #9 Saturday, May 12, 2012 4:58 PM
My morning blank today was in the garden bed behind the house....
... and tomorrow I'll inspect the one out front to see if it needs blanking.
Reply #10 Saturday, May 12, 2012 6:41 PM
Don't forget to cover your blanking when you're done. The aroma might attract unmentionables if you don't.
Reply #11 Saturday, May 12, 2012 7:07 PM
No worries there.... my blanks don't stink... not like Shaunna's.
Oops, I guess I'm in the poo poo now.
Seriously, though, I could wear a pair of socks for a week and they'd be still be sniffable... not so with Shaunna.
She can only wear a pair of socks for half a day before they're on the nose....
..... a full day and no joke, they can pretty near walk by themselves. 
And I thought Bianca's [Shaunna's daughter] feet were bad, but her Mark.... it's like he feeds his feet curried cabbage.
Yup, they're the worst I have ever smelt...
They came to visit once and we could smell the whiff of his feet 2 days after they'd gone...truly
Oops... family secrets. I'm definitely in the doo, doo.
Reply #12 Saturday, May 12, 2012 7:32 PM
It all comes down to one simple thing. If you want to use the internet then expect no privacy. If you want that get offline.
Reply #13 Saturday, May 12, 2012 7:46 PM
That's about the strength of it.
I require no privacy for what I share/post online... and for that which I do, well it remains private/offline.
So if government is watching me.... here's a great big raspberry, cos I'm not too concerned.
I have nothing to hide... and that which I might need to feel ashamed of, well they probably know already.
Anyway, I'm off to blank... let's see if that raises a few eyebrows in government circles. 
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Reply #1 Monday, May 7, 2012 1:59 PM
Well at my age what ever information they have on me would more than likely put the reader to sleep.