Msgboard Chatroom Marathon
Sunday, January 27, 2002 by Elfkura | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
It's Sunday night, and I'm bored out of my mind. There's much to do, but I'm too lazy to get around to do it. My boyfriend is busying trying to get Visual Studios to work so I can't talk to him on the phone....and we can't seem to talk over the phone anyways...it'll just be silence mostly.
New Semester started........so anyone alive out there to join Elffie in this chat marathon? =P
Let's try not to let this post hang for over 2 hours, hm? =P
Reply #11242 Monday, January 26, 2004 1:37 PM
Don't think that's possible
Someone naked and chocolate covered doesn't wear t-shirts 
Reply #11243 Monday, January 26, 2004 1:40 PM

Leads to a lot of this

So who's going to be the first recipient?
Reply #11244 Monday, January 26, 2004 1:43 PM
| feline *roles around to get into a suitable position* |
Hmmm, I didn't expect the first recipient to be quite so willing
So be it...***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***
Reply #11245 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 1:38 AM
| At least you know where I've been hiding the last few days. My mouse hand aches |
goodmorphing thinks maybe fuzzy needs some exercising... to get up to speed, you know.
http://www.studentfreestuff.com/spank_the_monkey.htmlThat's a real nice skin fuzzy!
Reply #11246 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 7:22 AM
| feline suggests fuzzy logic hides in JavaBean's t-shirt Fuzzy Logic - Don't think that's possible Someone naked and chocolate covered doesn't wear t-shirts |
*sigh*
fuzzy, you are supposed to find the neat little pile of JavaBean's clothes next to the coffee lake, and then curl up in her t-shirt

this way when JavaBean emerges to get dressed again after her swim she will find you, all cute, addorable, and just ready for a MASSIVE ***TICKLE***

and the best bit is that since you will be all entangled in her t-shirt you wont be able to *zoom* off into the forrest at great speed, so you wont be able to avoid the ***TICKLING*** that you so obviously deserve!

Reply #11247 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 8:02 PM
All I know is I want to spank someone 
Reply #11248 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 8:05 PM

Reply #11249 Wednesday, January 28, 2004 7:32 AM
feline sneaks up behind GM and slips the straight jacket onto her arms, and secures it nice and tight

feline now lays GM out in the middle of a nice sunny glade in the centre of the chocolate forrest, where surely she will be *quite* safe from fuzzy and his need to spank her...
feline *innocent expression number 29*
feline decides to ***BOUNCE*** up and down on GM
after all, bouncing is fun

Reply #11250 Wednesday, January 28, 2004 7:40 AM
Fuzzy Logic ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE***
GM is perfect for bouncing

Reply #11251 Wednesday, January 28, 2004 12:00 PM
| Fuzzy Logic - GM is perfect for bouncing |
feline *innocent expression number 35*
feline thinks we should test this idea *giggles*
first, what exactly are we trying to test? feline considers...
we are trying to test how well suited GM is for bouncing...
so, we need to bounce GM, and see how high she bounces compared to how high up she was when we dropped her.
for obvious safety reasons we need to do this over a soft and cushoning surface feline *innocent expression number 32*
of course, in order to simplify the calculations, we need a standard air resistance profile for all of GM's bounces, and we also need to make sure that the landing area also stays still...
the final practical component to address is how to deal with the lost of energy on each bounce.
feline produces my key, and wanders deep into OC's tree house
feline settles down at the drawing board, and sets about designing the experiment, in all of its wonderful details
time seems to pass in a blur, and soon, it is complete in every tiny detail
now it simply remains to build this, and to try it out
feline *innocent expression number 19*

Reply #11252 Wednesday, January 28, 2004 1:05 PM
| feline decides to ***BOUNCE*** up and down on GM |
goodmorphing *giggles* ..... feline is giving fuzzy some moving target practice!
Now, fuzzy, now that you have your speed down it's time to practice on your accuracy!
[Message Edited]
Reply #11253 Wednesday, January 28, 2004 1:11 PM
| GM is perfect for bouncing |
Now fuzzy, I don't want to take you from your target practice... carry on!
goodmorphing sneeks behind oc's tree to see what feline is up to now... after all he has stopped being bouncie target practice and has turned to seek and bounce practice....

Reply #11254 Wednesday, January 28, 2004 1:20 PM
| we are trying to test how well suited GM is for bouncing... so, we need to bounce GM, and see how high she bounces compared to how high up she was when we dropped her. |
This is easy. You start at a low height and drop GM from there. You then continue to do this getting higher and higher. When GM stops bouncing you know you're dropping her from too high up

Reply #11255 Wednesday, January 28, 2004 1:23 PM
| goodmorphing *giggles* ..... feline is giving fuzzy some moving target practice! |
Yes, I'm getting very good too -
feline: ***BOUNCE***
Fuzzy Logic ***SPANK***
feline: ***BOUNCE***
Fuzzy Logic ***SPANK***
feline: ***BOUNCE***
Fuzzy Logic ***SPANK***
feline: ***BOUNCE***
Fuzzy Logic ***SPANK***
feline: ***BOUNCE***
Fuzzy Logic ***SPANK***
feline: ***BOUNCE***
Fuzzy Logic ***SPANK***
Fuzzy Logic like this practice
Getting even better...feline: ***BOUNCE***
Fuzzy Logic ***SPANK***
...and so on...
Reply #11256 Wednesday, January 28, 2004 1:46 PM
Reply #11257 Wednesday, January 28, 2004 5:41 PM
(That'll cost you chocolate...
)
[Message Edited]
Reply #11258 Thursday, January 29, 2004 6:27 AM
Reply #11259 Thursday, January 29, 2004 8:22 AM
Fuzzy Logic says all naughty kittens need their paws securely fastened - for their own safety of course

Reply #11260 Thursday, January 29, 2004 12:59 PM
| goodmorphing sneeks behind oc's tree to see what feline is up to now... after all he has stopped being bouncie target practice and has turned to seek and bounce practice.... |
feline decides that it is time to follow in the grand tradition of OC, and impliment my device

step 1, catch a fuzzy wuzzy

| Fuzzy Logic - Raspberry indeed! Young kitten, tis time to fit your straitjacket. |
feline rolls around on my back, waving my paws in the air, looking for all the world totally innocent, carefree, and cute

feline pretends not to notice fuzzy sneaking up on me with a straight jacket in hand
just as fuzzy is getting ready to pounce...
***SPDOING***
suddenly fuzzy is dangling several feet up in the air, all curled up in the middle of a nice big and very strong net
feline roles over, and checks that Dracoform and Leonine are in position
it is the work of only moments for us to overwhelm fuzzy, which mainly consists of ***BOUNCING*** up and down on him
it seems that something has happened to all of fuzzy's clothes! oh well, plenty of time to look for them later

now we strap fuzzy face down to the padded massage table, with LOTS and LOTS of nice snug straps, since we wouldnt want him falling off would we? feline *innocent expression number 27*
now while Leonine does a complete inventory of all of fuzzy's ticklish spots *giggles* Dracoform and Feline sneak up behind GM who is still trying to peak into OC's tree house, littke realising that we are now putting the plan into action, and the half visible drawings on the drafting table are nothing but a cunning distraction
*BOUNCE* *SPANK* *TICKLE* *HUG* *TICKLE* *SPANK*
hehe, that was fun
now GM is nearly ready, all naked and secured into her straight jacket, and curled up into a nice ball shape to 
feline helps Dracoform to secure the bouncy ropes all around GM and then secures the other end of the ropes to the branch above fuzzy on his table
just a few minor tweaks, to make sure that everything is ppuurrrfectly lined up *giggles*
now all we have to do is to get GM bouncing, and then record the bounce heights and times feline *happy sigh*
it is good to see a plan come together

fuzzy, you may notice a stragely familiar sensation any moment now, the reason it feels just like you are being spanked all over is that GM bouncing into you at speed means that she is spanking you, and of course you are spanking her

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Reply #11241 Monday, January 26, 2004 12:51 PM
feline considers these words, waiting for them to line up and make sense...
its happening, i can see meaning starting to emerge...
fuzzy wants all of us to procede to fuzzy location B, and to do lots of spanking
feline checks the helpfully provided map for location B
ahha! it is fuzzy's bottom
yep, this is what we want to hear! fuzzy leads us to the chocolate, so that we will have something to nibble on to help keep our strength up while we follow fuzzy's instructions
feline *innocent expression number 29*