Msgboard Chatroom Marathon
Sunday, January 27, 2002 by Elfkura | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Honestly, I would go to IRC for this kind of stuff, but if any of you have been there recently, everyone seems to be...inactive. Sooooooooo, out of boredom, I'm turning a thread among this msgboard into a chat room, anyone care to join? =P.
It's Sunday night, and I'm bored out of my mind. There's much to do, but I'm too lazy to get around to do it. My boyfriend is busying trying to get Visual Studios to work so I can't talk to him on the phone....and we can't seem to talk over the phone anyways...it'll just be silence mostly.
New Semester started........so anyone alive out there to join Elffie in this chat marathon? =P
Let's try not to let this post hang for over 2 hours, hm? =P
It's Sunday night, and I'm bored out of my mind. There's much to do, but I'm too lazy to get around to do it. My boyfriend is busying trying to get Visual Studios to work so I can't talk to him on the phone....and we can't seem to talk over the phone anyways...it'll just be silence mostly.
New Semester started........so anyone alive out there to join Elffie in this chat marathon? =P
Let's try not to let this post hang for over 2 hours, hm? =P
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Reply #4022 Friday, December 6, 2002 3:59 PM
!
Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note: these are all
numbered "1"
#1 Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with
it.
#1 Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
# 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.
# 1. Crying is blackmail.
# 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtlety does
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say
it! We'll get it for you, but just LET US KNOW WHAT YOU WANT!!!
# 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on the
calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
# 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any
good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your
dress?
# 1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question. Please pick one.
# 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
# 1. A headache that lasts for seventeen months is a problem. See a
doctor.
# 1. Let us know about that funny noise in your car engine as soon as you
hear it.
# 1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.
# 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
act like soap opera guys.
# 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to
answer, but still love you.
# 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
# 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
# 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
# 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your
girlfriends.
# 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what Mauve is.
# 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
# 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
#1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
# 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
# 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really, you look fine!!!
# 1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz
together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
# 1. NFL is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
# 1. I AM in shape. ROUND is a shape
# 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.
Reply #4022 Friday, December 6, 2002 3:59 PM
!Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note: these are all
numbered "1"
#1 Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with
it.
#1 Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
# 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.
# 1. Crying is blackmail.
# 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtlety does
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say
it! We'll get it for you, but just LET US KNOW WHAT YOU WANT!!!
# 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on the
calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
# 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any
good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your
dress?
# 1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question. Please pick one.
# 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
# 1. A headache that lasts for seventeen months is a problem. See a
doctor.
# 1. Let us know about that funny noise in your car engine as soon as you
hear it.
# 1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.
# 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
act like soap opera guys.
# 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to
answer, but still love you.
# 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
# 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
# 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
# 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your
girlfriends.
# 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what Mauve is.
# 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
# 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
#1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
# 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
# 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really, you look fine!!!
# 1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz
together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
# 1. NFL is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
# 1. I AM in shape. ROUND is a shape
# 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #4023 Saturday, December 7, 2002 8:08 AM
Reply #4023 Saturday, December 7, 2002 8:08 AM
goodmorphing speculates that JM's hyperspeed needs fine tuned if he wants to get #5000, that fuzzy is pretty quick and nimble and competitive on these things....
JM33: Fuzzy tripped me as I went by........
Got real big feet
JM33: Fuzzy tripped me as I went by........
Got real big feet
JamMeister33
Reply #4024 Saturday, December 7, 2002 6:10 PM
Reply #4024 Saturday, December 7, 2002 6:10 PM
Well, next time I'll be sure to throw piles of chocolates ahead of me as a distraction...........
JamMeister33
Reply #4025 Saturday, December 7, 2002 6:16 PM
Reply #4025 Saturday, December 7, 2002 6:16 PM
Out of the bosom of the air,
Out of the cloud-folds of her garment shaken,
Over the woodlands brown and bare,
Over the harvest-fields forsaken,
Silent, and soft, and slow
Descends the snow.
-John Greenleaf Whittier
Out of the cloud-folds of her garment shaken,
Over the woodlands brown and bare,
Over the harvest-fields forsaken,
Silent, and soft, and slow
Descends the snow.
-John Greenleaf Whittier
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #4026 Saturday, December 7, 2002 7:18 PM
Reply #4026 Saturday, December 7, 2002 7:18 PM
He's a poet and we didn't even know it... 
JamMeister33
Reply #4028 Saturday, December 7, 2002 7:33 PM
Reply #4028 Saturday, December 7, 2002 7:33 PM
JamMeister33 flys on by and through bearing gifts of sweet chocolates for all......
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #4029 Saturday, December 7, 2002 7:36 PM
Reply #4029 Saturday, December 7, 2002 7:36 PM
That's me, fuzzy to the last...
Fuzzy Logic *SNIP* *SNIP* *SNIP* Oh dear, better run now
Fuzzy Logic bounds off into the forest clutching handfulls of hair...oooh, this will make a nice tickling stick...
Fuzzy Logic *SNIP* *SNIP* *SNIP* Oh dear, better run now
Fuzzy Logic bounds off into the forest clutching handfulls of hair...oooh, this will make a nice tickling stick...
Angel_Wings
Reply #4030 Saturday, December 7, 2002 7:58 PM
Reply #4030 Saturday, December 7, 2002 7:58 PM
*Lopping off your lower parts* was fun as well.
Now I have two gigglys and one wiggly on my tickling stick.
)
Now I have two gigglys and one wiggly on my tickling stick.
)
Angel_Wings
Reply #4031 Saturday, December 7, 2002 8:00 PM
Reply #4031 Saturday, December 7, 2002 8:00 PM
Awww...your wiggly isn't so biggly )
No wonder you are such a Fuzzy freak.
)No wonder you are such a Fuzzy freak.
Angel_Wings
Reply #4032 Saturday, December 7, 2002 8:01 PM
Reply #4032 Saturday, December 7, 2002 8:01 PM
Oops, didn't mean to lop off the only part you think with Fuzzy.
Angel_Wings
Reply #4033 Saturday, December 7, 2002 8:02 PM
Reply #4033 Saturday, December 7, 2002 8:02 PM
Oops, didn't mean to lop off the only part you think with Fuzzy.
JamMeister33
Reply #4034 Saturday, December 7, 2002 8:26 PM
Reply #4034 Saturday, December 7, 2002 8:26 PM
"Oh Thank you Lord, for the country....."
JamMeister33
Reply #4035 Saturday, December 7, 2002 8:46 PM
Reply #4035 Saturday, December 7, 2002 8:46 PM
The year's at the spring
And the day's at the morn;
Morning's at seven;
The hillside's dew-pearled;
The lark's on the wing;
The snail's on the thorn:
God's in his heaven-----
All's right with the world!
---Robert Browning
And the day's at the morn;
Morning's at seven;
The hillside's dew-pearled;
The lark's on the wing;
The snail's on the thorn:
God's in his heaven-----
All's right with the world!
---Robert Browning
goodmorphing
Reply #4036 Saturday, December 7, 2002 10:06 PM
goodmorphing goes off into the quiet part of the forest to think.
Reply #4036 Saturday, December 7, 2002 10:06 PM
goodmorphing goes off into the quiet part of the forest to think.
JamMeister33
Reply #4037 Sunday, December 8, 2002 2:39 AM
Reply #4037 Sunday, December 8, 2002 2:39 AM
JamMeister33 says "more poetry is in order here as long as someone brings a box of chocolate.."
This is the weather the shephard shuns,
And so do I;
When beeches drip in browns and duns,
and thresh, and ply;
And hill-hid tides throb, throe on throe,
And meadow rivulets overflow,
And drops on gate-bars hang in a row,
And rooks in families homeward go,
And so do I.
----Thomas Hardy
This is the weather the shephard shuns,
And so do I;
When beeches drip in browns and duns,
and thresh, and ply;
And hill-hid tides throb, throe on throe,
And meadow rivulets overflow,
And drops on gate-bars hang in a row,
And rooks in families homeward go,
And so do I.
----Thomas Hardy
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #4038 Sunday, December 8, 2002 2:13 PM
Reply #4038 Sunday, December 8, 2002 2:13 PM
So, DS, does this mean you are now PP - how confusing You can't escape a spanking by changing your name...
Fuzzy Logic want's his 'parts' back...
Fuzzy Logic needs cuddles and chocolate
You can't escape a spanking by changing your name... Fuzzy Logic want's his 'parts' back...
Fuzzy Logic needs cuddles and chocolate
goodmorphing
Reply #4039 Sunday, December 8, 2002 2:26 PM
Reply #4039 Sunday, December 8, 2002 2:26 PM
goodmorphing gathers FL into a nice cuddle! Fishes around and hands fuzzy some spare 'parts'!
Very nice skin, fuzzy!
Very nice skin, fuzzy!
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