I AM Complaing... So What!!!
Wednesday, November 2, 2011 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Damned TP manufacturers!!!
Not only have the bastards cut rolls from 240 to 160 sheets over the years, they're getting very slack when it comes to the perforations.
I mean dontcha just hate it where you reel off to the nearest perforation as to what's needed, and it tears off halfway up the next sheet.
So, not only are they short-sheeting us, we're not getting as many wipes per 160 sheet roll because we're left with too many half sheets that aren't big enough because the perforations don't f**king work.
I wrote to my local member of parliament about it... bastard! Like he cares! Didn't get an acknowledgement, even, that he'd received my letter. Bastard!
I even went to the post office to see if they were holding it there for me... NOPE, not a cracker.
The postmistress asked if I had addressed my letter correctly.
"Nah, fuck that! I told her: "I just wrote "Bastard, Brassall' on the envelope and bunged it in the postbox."
"So," she asked: "you didn't even put a stamp on it?"
"Nah, Fuck that," I said: "I just wrote Bastard, Brassall, the postman knows who that is, and the local member for Brassall gets it."
The postmistress then advised that I might try using a stamp nest time. Yeah, well I told her what I thought of that idea, that I was tired of wasting envelopes and I was going 'round there to give him a piece of my mind.
She said that I probably didn't have much to spare, but I didn't let that deter me... though next time I will go round during office hours.
Anyhow, so that I'm not fighting this rather serious issue alone, I want you all to go 'round to your local government officials and demand that they take action against manufacturers who do not properly perforate toilet rolls; it won't take up much of your time and you'll be doing a community service.
Oh, and did I ever tell you I hate bankers? 
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Reply #23 Tuesday, January 10, 2012 2:49 AM
Always whinging about something - at least you bought into Aussie culture 
Reply #24 Tuesday, January 10, 2012 4:16 AM
What d'yer mean... when a plane load of Poms arrives at Sydney airport, the whining carries on for an eternity after the engines are shut down.
There is one UK export you're welcome to have back, though... that parasite politician, Juliar Gillard. That's one ten pound tourist we could have done without.
Reply #26 Tuesday, January 10, 2012 5:43 PM
if we put out word she comes from Whales.... maybe the Japanese would come and get her... 
Reply #27 Tuesday, January 10, 2012 10:17 PM
[qoute]Dead weight - you can keep her[/quote]
Nah, even her own party will want to deport her before too much longer... worst Australian Prime Minister, ever. 
One can only hope for such a headline: "Australian PM Harpooned Off Manly Beach By Japanese Whaler... towed out to sea"
Reply #28 Wednesday, January 11, 2012 2:48 AM
Can't you get one of your famous sharks to have a nibble?
Reply #29 Wednesday, January 11, 2012 3:17 AM
What, and have the animal cruelty people on our arses for knowingly feeding sharks contaminated meat?
Reply #30 Wednesday, January 11, 2012 4:26 AM
they won't touch her......she's a lawyer....professional courtesy and all that... 
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Reply #21 Monday, January 9, 2012 3:50 AM
Nah....I've never been thrown out of Ireland......
....yet...