What happened to Mr Chow?

Thursday, October 13, 2011 by Vampothika | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

At the train station the other night, me and Andy passed a guy that sent my imagination through the roof....dont ask why, i got no idea!!, he had long black´,grey hair in a ponytail and kinda looked asian, and well he looked like he crawled out of dumpster.

So I nicknamed him Mr Chow and me and Andy started brainstorming about him,

we decided that he was bannished from his kungfu clan for losing  a kung fu battle against gang leader of another vicious gang

and he was never allowed to return.

So then it became a game..every day I started asking Andy.. "I wonder what Mr Chow is doing?" or "I wonder what happened to Mr Chow today?"

And this is the story so far.......

 

Yesterday, I said that he went to Yum Cha and then to a casino to gamble all his pension money.

 

Last night Andy said he went back to the casino and bought a beer, and apparently won alot of money at the casino the day before, and he was

really happy about it, and decided to place all his money on the black in the roulette wheel, but he somehow put it all on red by mistake and lost the lot.

Today Mr Chow, now out of the casino, walks around Stockholm very depressed, he's not even looking where he is going, and he bumps into a woman all dressed

in black, he catches a glimpse of her face and is astounded....he knows her!!!!

 

So what will happen to Mr Chow??

That my friends... lies in the hands of Neone6........

 

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Uvah
Reply #1 Thursday, October 13, 2011 6:03 AM

Looking forward to chapter two in the Adventures of Mr. Chow

neone6
Reply #2 Thursday, October 13, 2011 11:28 AM

Well as it turns out the woman in black is infact the daughter of Bruce-Lee which he taught the Martial arts many´a years ago.... He (not thinking about his general appearence) Walks up to her and says "Hello Mrs Lee!".

Startled she takes two steps back, drops her purse, screams then runs away very fast.....

-There are 100-dollar bills on the ground that fell out... He picks up the money just when a police officer happens to look at him with his fingers in the Magic Pink purse.

-He is currently spending the night behind bars. 

gmc2
Reply #3 Thursday, October 13, 2011 12:39 PM

the mystery deepens, one wonders what Shannon is doing is Sweden.

Uvah
Reply #4 Thursday, October 13, 2011 4:05 PM

Ooohhhhh............. pins and needles! I wonder ... did he bribe the cop?

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #5 Thursday, October 13, 2011 5:05 PM

Mr Chow probably got his arse kicked by Chuck Norris.

starkers
Reply #6 Thursday, October 13, 2011 6:03 PM

Actually, Mr. Chow is an undercover cop, prowling the streets of Stockholm in a deliberate disheveled and dirty state in the hope of catching dumpster thieves.  Yes, that's right, dumpster thieves!!!

Apparently, the workers at Stockholm's refuse tips are complaining that their McDonalds left-overs and other gastronomical delights discarded at the Casino are being pilfered by homeless "f**ks who have no right", and Mr. Chow has been hired to catch them.  The money he supposedly lost at the casino was actually given to him by the casino manager, who has a vested interest in catching the dumpster thieves as he'd rather not have filthy looking hobos hanging around the joint.

Fear not, intrepid Stockholmians, Mr. Chow is a regular Charlie Chan and can outsmart Dr. Fu Manchu, even on his worst day, and he will apprehend the the dumpster perps

Oh, and Mrs. Lee's money was returned to her intact by the chief of detectives, who thoroughly investigated her pink purse to determine rightful ownership and to make sure he had the right address.

Uvah
Reply #7 Thursday, October 13, 2011 8:20 PM

There goes starkers ... revealing the prequel plot before its written. OY!

Vampothika
Reply #8 Friday, October 14, 2011 5:57 AM

LOL LOL LOL i love you guys......insane!!!

okay here goes....

 

It turns out back in the 70s when Way of the Dragon was made, Mr Chow was cast as the roll as bruce lees brother, and the end fight was originally Mr Chow and Chuck Norris... but unfortunatley....Chuck Norris kicked Mr Chows arse,  "with his infamous back roundhouse kick" and Mr Chow lost his part in the movie.   So several english dubs and millions of dollars later, The way of the Dragon is released to the public minus the appearance of Mr Chow

With feelings of injustice, Mr Chow turns his back on the film industry and becomes the undercover cop we know him as of today... he is infamous for his catch phrase when he apprehends the lowlifes of gutter hell "Youve been FU MAN CHU`D MOTHER!!!"

He pats them down and takes whatever paltry money they have on them, after all....yum cha is expensive.. and takes their cigs too. For him its a small compensation for his lost millions he would have made if Chuck Norris hadnt kicked his ass and called him a pussy in front of Bruce Lee.

And now back to the present........

Mr Chow has now been released from his night behind bars, and is once again a free man. he is too early for yum cha, its 6am. So he decides to go into the swedish forests and practice his kung fu skills.  He reaches the top of his favourite mountain, a chinese man of similar age is waiting for him. He sports a long black plaited ponly tail, and is dressed impecibly in white.  He smiles slowly when he sees Mr Chow and strokes his long stringy beard.

Who is this man?  And what is going to happen to Mr Chow NOW???????

 

 

gmc2
Reply #9 Friday, October 14, 2011 6:17 AM

it could be the infamous, Sum Dum Guy, but....

Uvah
Reply #10 Friday, October 14, 2011 6:25 AM

neone6
Reply #11 Friday, October 14, 2011 11:10 AM

Wooozchah´!! Scmawanggo !! Zooopf ´n´ Gascmoofass..........

(Wild martialart air-combat)

----------silence-----------

-Nice to see you again old man.....

-You too Mr Sum. We must stop only meeting like this and have lunch some time like normal human beings.

-But we did have that round at the Casino the other day !

That doesent count as normal, Sum......

It is indeed actually mr Chows fightingbuddy and friend Sum Dum that appeared up on the mountain. Whenever they meet they always have a little check-up on eachothers progress in the Arts. They chat away for a while and finally decides to go together for that Yum cha.

When down from the mountain by the road a Cyberlime coloured sportscar stops right in front of them with a Screeeech ! !.................................

Vampothika
Reply #12 Friday, October 14, 2011 11:14 AM

its CHUCK NORRIS! and he is STILL wearing his purple flares from the 70´s

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #13 Friday, October 14, 2011 12:19 PM

I used to wear pink flares

Chuck Norris 0 Fuzzy 1

Uvah
Reply #14 Friday, October 14, 2011 1:52 PM

Mine were blue with the prerequisite frayed bottoms.

Wizard1956
Reply #15 Friday, October 14, 2011 2:06 PM

Is this the Mr. Chow who used to live on Mein Street?

RedneckDude
Reply #16 Friday, October 14, 2011 2:09 PM

Wizard1956
Is this the Mr. Chow who used to live on Mein Street?

 

Uvah
Reply #17 Friday, October 14, 2011 2:37 PM

Good one Wiz

starkers
Reply #18 Friday, October 14, 2011 6:05 PM

Ah, the plot thickens!  It turns out Mr. Chow is not an undercover cop after all, but rather a SHIT [Swedish Homeland Invader Tracker], and he is on the mountain to meet his superior to get the names of several foreign illegals posing as hobos going through dumpsters for food. 

These foreign illegals, as it turns out, are not really after food scraps after all, but rather paperwork.. any paperwork that allows them to steal the identities of unassuming people who just threw away receipt they felt was unimportant.  Unbeknown to them, however, these illegals are using the receipts to access the bank accounts of victims, and Mr Chow is hot on their trail, trying to save millions in Swedish funds heading to overseas bank accounts, and thus preventing a massive financial meltdown that would not only affect Sweden but the whole of Europe and the rest of the world.

Oh, and the mysterious figure on the mountain?  Some saw it is Charlie Chan, the famous Chinese Detective, who has been recruited also to break this crime ring.  Ah yes, I hear some of you saying that Charlie Chan is dead, or at least 197 years old, and yes, that is true, but Charlie Chan, being the greatest detective of all, even surpassing Sherlock Holmes in the 'solved' department, found the fountain of youth many years ago, and drinks from it daily so that he may continue his fight against crime.....

Wizard1956
Is this the Mr. Chow who used to live on Mein Street?

No actually!  Mr. Chow lives one street over on the corner of Chop and Suey Sts.

neone6
Reply #19 Friday, October 14, 2011 6:41 PM

starkers
Ah, the plot .................................................Chow lives one street over on the corner of Chop and Suey Sts.
Now now....Don´t go spoil the story now Starkers !

 

neone6
Wooozchah´!! Scmawanggo !! Zooopf ´n´ Gascmoofass..........

(Wild martialart air-combat)

----------silence-----------

-Nice to see you again old man.....

-You too Mr Sum. We must stop only meeting like this and have lunch some time like normal human beings.

-But we did have that round at the Casino the other day !

That doesent count as normal, Sum......

It is indeed actually mr Chows fightingbuddy and friend Sum Dum that appeared up on the mountain. Whenever they meet they always have a little check-up on eachothers progress in the Arts. They chat away for a while and finally decides to go together for that Yum cha.

When down from the mountain by the road a Cyberlime coloured sportscar stops right in front of them with a Screeeech ! !.................................

starkers
Reply #20 Friday, October 14, 2011 7:27 PM

And in that Cyberlime green sports car was Tokyo Rose... who had also partaken of the fountain of youth and was now ready to fight on the side of good and righteousness...

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